*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

GOT is absolutely hilarious

[halewood pete]

7 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

 

[an tha]

Still don't think they'll go this season....but it is coming and it is dead funny watching them suffer.

[Baresi]

Paddy Power - Wonder if Carlo Ancelotti thinks he made the right decision leaving Everton for Real Madrid

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

John Wayne Bobbit? Trust me you don't.

 

8 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Google "Lorena Bobbit" mate, believe me you'll change your mind!

Hahaha fuck off lads I’m already gonna have to sleep with one eye open 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

5 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

I can tell you, Liverpool have serious problems 

 

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m

• 22 minutes ago

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• #13,314

ForeverBlue92 said:

IF we go down the shoots of hope are the following:

Mykolenko, Patterson and Branthwaite will develop nicely and look the business down there - build a defence for the future.

Doucoure and Gordon will likely stay as will Richarlison possibly if he loves the club like he says.

Sell DCL, Mina, Pickford, Allan to sort the finances out, bring 2-3 hungry young Championship players in and rebuild and go again.

Get shot of the likes of Coleman, Keane, Holgate even to the bench every week if they cant be bombed out.

@Saint Domingo

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If we go down these cowards go on the fire tip straight away.

Michael Keane, the biggest loser in Everton history out of the club.

Jonjoe Kenny the worst right back in the premier league out of the club

Holgate can GTF

Gomes, Davies, Delph Doucoure Iwobi out the door

DCL can follow them as well

Fed up of the lot of them. A rotten scourge on our good name

"Good name" haha. Had me chuckling out loud that.

[Butch]

I can smell the boiling piss from here. Great stuff 

[Pete]

Who on Earth on the Everton board thought that Frank Lampard was the right person to save them from a relegation battle??  

[TheDrowningMan]

9 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

However hard it is for most Evertonians, it could always be worse. They could always be stuck pretending to be Colombian as well…

 

 

Hahahaha. Fucking hell, that’s as obvious as catfish get.

[Lee909]

Frank Lampard has lost all five of his Premier League away games in charge of Everton – he is the first manager to lose his first five away matches at a Premier League club since Jan Siewert at Huddersfield Town in 2019, who lost his first seven.

[angie]

Next up,the dilemma of wanting the Mancs to put another nail in their coffin. 

[manwiththestick]

Has Frank come out and denied the defeat yet.

 

"Well you know we fell behind to an average goal, hit back with two brilliant penalties, had control of the game and then another average goal, pushing for a winner and then concede another average goal."

[Dr Nowt]

Very much looking forward to Allardyce dancing on their grave, pint of Bisto in hand.

 

[TheDrowningMan]

Just now, angie said:

Next up,the dilemma of wanting the Mancs to put another nail in their coffin. 

There’s no dilemma. The shit Mancs are no threat to us this year.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Slept with my hand over my cock for a good few years there.

 

Still do, but only cuz I got used to it.

 

Same here.

 

I sleep with my hand over your cock every chance I get.

[bizzle10]

Its great to see both merseyside clubs going hard for the championship like the 80s all over again

[Dr Nowt]

[Chocoholic]

Saint Domingo: Sell DCL, Mina, Pickford, Allan to sort the finances out, bring 2-3 hungry young Championship players in and rebuild and go again.

 

The delusion never ends. Their 'stars' won't get them anywhere near the amount of money they think they're worth.  Relegated club and players + desperate financial situation = lowball 'take it or leave it' offers for overpaid divas.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Imagine that they managed to stay up by 1 point but we then won all 4 trophies. The very definition of a cry wank for Everton fans everywhere.

[Lee909]

16 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

I can tell you, Liverpool have serious problems 

 

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m

• 22 minutes ago

•  
• #13,314

ForeverBlue92 said:

IF we go down the shoots of hope are the following:

Mykolenko, Patterson and Branthwaite will develop nicely and look the business down there - build a defence for the future.

Doucoure and Gordon will likely stay as will Richarlison possibly if he loves the club like he says.

Sell DCL, Mina, Pickford, Allan to sort the finances out, bring 2-3 hungry young Championship players in and rebuild and go again.

Get shot of the likes of Coleman, Keane, Holgate even to the bench every week if they cant be bombed out.

@Saint Domingo

Click to expand...

If we go down these cowards go on the fire tip straight away.

Michael Keane, the biggest loser in Everton history out of the club.

Jonjoe Kenny the worst right back in the premier league out of the club

Holgate can GTF

Gomes, Davies, Delph Doucoure Iwobi out the door

DCL can follow them as well

Fed up of the lot of them. A rotten scourge on our good name

 

Yeah I'm sure Gomes,Dacoure,Keane etc are just going to give up the 70-100k a week wages to leave. They'll end up getting rid on frees so they agree to cut the deals or at knock down fees amd paying them off

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

We’ve all been there 

[suzy]

24 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Slept with my hand over my cock for a good few years there.

 

Still do, but only cuz I got used to it.

 

Stig is so young! 

[Section_31]

"Big Dunc" trending.

 

 

 

[angie]

Next up,the dilemma of wanting the Mancs to put another nail in their coffin. 

[dockers_strike]

19 minutes ago, Pete said:

Who on Earth on the Everton board thought that Frank Lampard was the right person to save them from a relegation battle??  

Moshiri?