*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Barrington Womble]

8 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Didn't they deny that USM were a Russian company qt first then a week or so later they had to suspend their sponsorship deal with them?

I think they denied uzmanov was russian because he was born in Uzbekistan. Their ability to do mental gymnastics is Olympic gold winning. 

[TheBitch]

14 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

Probably shouldn’t have been wanking in front of 10 year olds tbf.

PC gone mad. 

[El Dangerous]

39 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

PC gone mad. 

Who remembers when you could go to the ethnic shop, buy a golliwog doll then stop off at the swimming baths on the way home to have a wank in front of 10 year olds. Can’t even say black board nowadays.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, El Dangerous said:

Probably shouldn’t have been wanking in front of 10 year olds tbf.

Ha ha, funny as fuck.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, El Dangerous said:

Who remembers when you could go to the ethnic shop, buy a golliwog doll then stop off at the swimming baths on the way home to have a wank in front of 10 year olds. Can’t even say black board nowadays.

And the youth of today think they have it tough.

[DalyanPete]

14 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Lapsed from Catholicism

Collapsed from wanking

 

Not sure what all these religion related stories are doing in this thread. Can we get back on topic to the point where all the wankers we speak of are the Bloos?

Fair point well made.

Right, this was The esk from 2016.

Where did it all go wrong?

 

It’s the day we’ve all dreamed of, yet the story is not complete. There has to be huge change at Everton, significant investment and new talents brought into the business. I’m sure Mr Moshiri is up to the task of bringing that about.

 

He’ll no doubt have fans support along the way, and now he’s been touched by Everton, nothing can ever be the same for him.

[Harry Squatter]

clownshoes

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existence. 

 

Nil satis inside fucking clownshoes. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, El Dangerous said:

Who remembers when you could go to the ethnic shop, buy a golliwog doll then stop off at the swimming baths on the way home to have a wank in front of 10 year olds. Can’t even say black board nowadays.

Didn’t know you posted here Dad?

[angie]

[El Dangerous]

One thing Virgil has in common with those lesser defenders is that they all play for teams Richarlison will never score against.

[Anubis]

He’s always mentioning Virg. Is he obsessed with him?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

He’s always mentioning Virg. Is he obsessed with him?

He shits on his own carpet mate. 

[Talismanic]

Unrequited love I think

[i5x]

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I think they denied uzmanov was russian because he was born in Uzbekistan. Their ability to do mental gymnastics is Olympic gold winning. 

They said at one point the USM who sponsored them was a different USM from the Russian one. They also only suspended the deals rather than cancel them completely like other companies did. Good to know the bastions of football integrity are still leading the way in what is right and corinthian spirit is still alive in the world of professional football.

[Barrington Womble]

35 minutes ago, angie said:

Give him a new contract. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Richie Lad would struggle to get in a smackhead XI, looks aside.

[Red74]

On 23/03/2022 at 20:45, halewood pete said:

Ped's boss. His player ratings and after game reviews in the stands are brilliant. Obviously only good after a defeat which thankfully has made great viewing this season. 

 

Hope they get relegated and he carries them on in the championship.

[Harry Squatter]

59 minutes ago, angie said:

Playing to his bitter audience to show he "gets" them. 

 

He was at some Everton event at the Pier Head once and the compere shoved a microphone in his face asking him to name something from Evertons history. He could barely speak English and just said "eeerrr Cliiive Thomas"

 

All the bitters in attendance cheered like it was amazing.

[TD_LFC]

26 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Ped's boss. His player ratings and after game reviews in the stands are brilliant. Obviously only good after a defeat which thankfully has made great viewing this season. 

 

Hope they get relegated and he carries them on in the championship.

The other fella has constant short term memory loss though.

 

Backs the team to beat a team because they're not better than Everton, get's battered, moves to the next game where he backs the team to beat a team because they're not better than Everton, get's battered.....

 

He was on that Sky thing at the beginning of the season with Neville and Carra complaining that the premier league are stopping them from flexing their financial muscle until it was pointed out they'd shot 500 mill up the wall 

[Anubis]

Looks like that Richarlison quote is the one recycled from 18 months ago.

[Red74]

Great tactical substitution from the Brazil manager there

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Great tactical substitution from the Brazil manager there

It was the 4 th goal how was it the winnner?

[Red74]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

It was the 4 th goal how was it the winnner?

it doesnt have to be the winner to be the winner

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, Red74 said:

it doesnt have to be the winner to be the winner

I forgot their mantra.

[deiseach]

3 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Fair point well made.

Right, this was The esk from 2016.

Where did it all go wrong?

 

It’s the day we’ve all dreamed of, yet the story is not complete. There has to be huge change at Everton, significant investment and new talents brought into the business. I’m sure Mr Moshiri is up to the task of bringing that about.

 

He’ll no doubt have fans support along the way, and now he’s been touched by Everton, nothing can ever be the same for him.

The worshipful way they refer(red) to 'Mr' Moshiri never fails to amuse.