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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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3 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Imagine getting relegated on goal difference....

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Funny a lino at Bolton 'spotted' Reina holding onto the ball outside his area on drop kicks when all the Bolton fans shouted 'Handball!' but, the useless cunts didnt spot this ball being over the line. But the refs and linos always favour Liverpool, dont they?

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1 hour ago, clangers said:

In a perfect world they get relegated under their own steam this season and are hit by a points deduction next season followed up by them being unable to balance the books in the championship with the football league following that up with another points deduction the season after.

 

The new stadium lies incomplete and is never finished. A fitting tribute to their success.

 

They end up ground sharing with Tranmere in League One. Their fans routinely singing about we're only supported by out of town wools.

My perfect scenario is similar: they get relegated under their own steam this season and are hit by a points deduction after the season ends. But the EFL and Premier League are separate leagues so a Premier League FFP points deduction is not permitted to be carried over to the EFL and thus remains suspended until such a time as when (or if) they are promoted back to the Premier League. 

 

Not only could they sink down the leagues under their crippling debt but they would know that if they somehow managed to one day get back to the Premier League, they would start their first season back at -21pts.

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I can't believe they've got a billionaire, spent hundreds of millions, bragged about having a shattered of the art stadium and are in a worse position than when they were skint. They couldn't have fucked themselves up more if they'd done it on purpose. It's absolute comedy gold. 

 

Reminds me of the Charlie Sheen roast where Mike Tyson is on the panel with his Maori face tattoo.

 

"Mike it's ironic, out of all the faces you've smashed in down the years, the most damage you've done is to your own"

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Looks like they've gone full jelavic is better than Suarez on GOT concerning Diaz v Richy. 

 

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Still reckon Richy is better than that Diaz that arrived at the RS in January.

Only 1 goal since he arrived…he is all fart and no sh*t. Nice dribbler, looks exciting, but at the end of the day he doesn’t deliver goal contributions
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2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Funny a lino at Bolton 'spotted' Reina holding onto the ball outside his area on drop kicks when all the Bolton fans shouted 'Handball!'

Ever since that happened I can't help but notice that other keepers do that remarkably often and it never ever gets penalised. Thanks, Fat Sam, for cursing me with that incident.

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10 hours ago, clangers said:

In a perfect world they get relegated under their own steam this season and are hit by a points deduction next season followed up by them being unable to balance the books in the championship with the football league following that up with another points deduction the season after.

 

The new stadium lies incomplete and is never finished. A fitting tribute to their success.

 

They end up ground sharing with Tranmere in League One. Their fans routinely singing about we're only supported by out of town wools.

A post very easy to wank to.

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10 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Looks like they've gone full jelavic is better than Suarez on GOT concerning Diaz v Richy. 

 

IrishToffee24

Player Valuation: £100k
Still reckon Richy is better than that Diaz that arrived at the RS in January.

Only 1 goal since he arrived…he is all fart and no sh*t. Nice dribbler, looks exciting, but at the end of the day he doesn’t deliver goal contributions

Just wait until Kloppo gets the PEDs into him, then we'll see.

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