*Shakes head* Everton again.

[manwiththestick]

11 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

 

Was just coming on here to post that, it's pretty accurate I must say.

[Scooby Dudek]

"I even used to boo when the buses were late" is brilliant

[Barrington Womble]

18 minutes ago, Barnesey said:

Why are they comparing themselves to Chelsea? Newcastle sold for £305m and have a decent ground.

Yeah, but Newcastle have never been European champions. 

[VladimirIlyich]

17 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

 

Brilliant.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

They'll stay up by the skin of their teeth! They should have gone in 94 and 98 (especially 98, that disallowed Bolton goal was a fucking travesty!), but they stayed up!

 

I won't believe they're down until they're in the bottom 3 after the last ball has been kicked!

Believe 

[DalyanPete]

6 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Brilliant.

Ha ha, that could actually be a documentary 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, DalyanPete said:

Ha ha, that could actually be a documentary 

The rest of the country are finally seeing through them.

[Boss]

Watford and Norwich are gone. Burnley have been picking up points steadily for a while, so they'll stay up. It's a straight shootout between Leeds and Everton in my opinion. Leeds next two are Villa and Norwich at home. They should be looking for 4 points there. Everton's next two are Wolves and Newcastle at home. Wolves should beat them and Newcastle have been performing well since January. If Leeds get 4 points and Everton get beat twice they'll be cast adrift with a hard fixture schedule coming up.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

I still think they’ll win a couple of games and just scrape safety. Burnley, Watford, Norwich, Brentford and Leeds are all absolutely dire. 
Wolves and Newcastle games are big ones though.

I don't think the shite even believe that now.

You can't just start pulling wins out the hat.

Burnley and Watford away, hmmmm.

Gone.

[Bjornebye]

Paddy Power do love trolling the Blues. 

[Pete]

Fucking brilliant

[Bruce Spanner]

Work Blue came to find me this morning to proudly exclaim that 'He's glad he stopped caring about football in the early 90's due to the change and lack of authenticity because of money. Game lost it's soul' so much so that he only an encyclopedic knowledge of all our results, both on and of the field, since than and opinions about all of it, with evidence which supports his claims.

 

Must be fucking exausting.

[sir roger]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Paddy Power do love trolling the Blues. 

Them, and the Fiver daily email in the Guardian properly dislike them.

[Pete]

28 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Work Blue came to find me this morning to proudly exclaim that 'He's glad he stopped caring about football in the early 90's due to the change and lack of authenticity because of money. Game lost it's soul' so much so that he only an encyclopedic knowledge of all our results, both on and of the field, since than and opinions about all of it, with evidence which supports his claims.

 

Must be fucking exausting.

Work bloo seems like a cunt. 

[Elite]

That video is hilarious.

 

They must not get any custom from bitters, so no worries about a boycott.

[Bruce Spanner]

21 minutes ago, Pete said:

Work bloo seems like a cunt. 

 

Nah, he's a really sound guy as long as we stay away from football.

[manwiththestick]

10 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, he's a really sound guy as long as we stay away from football.

They're all staying away from football at the moment. I have loads of friends and family on Facebook etc that were always posting comments and photos about being at the game, COYB's ahead of kickoff, angry posts after a defeat, power shifts after a win, players being heralded etc.

 

Now, nothing. Not one post last night about the match from anyone I know, even reds have stopped taking the piss.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, he's a really sound guy as long as we stay away from football.

Most of them are tbh mate. 

[manwiththestick]

Also, what is this "home form will help us" they're all clinging to? Haven't they only won two or three league game at home in about 5 months?

 

[Nolongerathletic]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Work Blue came to find me this morning to proudly exclaim that 'He's glad he stopped caring about football in the early 90's due to the change and lack of authenticity because of money. Game lost it's soul' so much so that he only an encyclopedic knowledge of all our results, both on and of the field, since than and opinions about all of it, with evidence which supports his claims.

 

Must be fucking exausting.

Yep, He couldn't wait to tell you!!

[Captain Turdseye]

27 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Also, what is this "home form will help us" they're all clinging to? Haven't they only won two or three league game at home in about 5 months?

 

Yeah, but now it’s a cauldron because they sing ‘Super Frankie Lampard’ in cockney accents. 

[Barrington Womble]

51 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

They're all staying away from football at the moment. I have loads of friends and family on Facebook etc that were always posting comments and photos about being at the game, COYB's ahead of kickoff, angry posts after a defeat, power shifts after a win, players being heralded etc.

 

Now, nothing. Not one post last night about the match from anyone I know, even reds have stopped taking the piss.

 

 

To be fair, even the ones who "go the game" have been staying away from football this year too! 

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

They're all staying away from football at the moment. I have loads of friends and family on Facebook etc that were always posting comments and photos about being at the game, COYB's ahead of kickoff, angry posts after a defeat, power shifts after a win, players being heralded etc.

 

Now, nothing. Not one post last night about the match from anyone I know, even reds have stopped taking the piss.

 

 

Wait until they win a game, they won't be able to shut up about how great they are and how the corner has been turned and next season they'll push for top four while moving into their amazing new stadium "on the banks of the royal blue Mersey". They can't help themselves. 

[Vincent Vega]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Also, what is this "home form will help us" they're all clinging to? Haven't they only won two or three league game at home in about 5 months?

 

Exactly, I wouldn’t say they can bank on winning many of these games, maybe the one against the Mancs but that’s it. 

[Bjornebye]

I think they'll win those next two home games and then scrape enough to just stay up.