*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They're not very good, are they?

[johnsusername]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

They're not very good, are they?

"Not very good" is a compliment! 

[Fugitive]

Everytime I open this thread, im like a proud father. It never disappoints.

[halewood pete]

[Chocoholic]

The only place and time I've ever read that 'loads of Liverpool players have asthma' is from reports from GOT threads.

 

Where are they getting their information from? How is it that only they seemingly know this, but no journalists have never mentioned it? It's not like there's any shame or stigma attached to being an asthmatic? Why would one club have loads? 

 

If we were to go along for a moment with their conspiracy driven drivel, then there is only a spurious case at best, to be made for James Milner, who at 35, is still leading lactate testing and other metrics, shaming much younger players, year after year. But that is after a career of having taken care of his body to a degree of professionalism not normally seen. His endurance over time is but one facet of his game, excluding his attitude and nous, leadership, graft, ability to shithouse tackle with or without getting cards, not that he cares, all of which are gained by experience, none of which can be explained by PEDS. 

 

All of the other 'unknowns' who suddenly become world class player under Klopp's leadership, have developed their technique and skills and decision making, none of which are improved by PEDs. They've all been researched and scouted by a team of experts in their field for the purpose of being able to reach another level with better coaching, and by a large majority, most have done that under Klopp. Their recruitment policy, on the other hand, is managed by a blindfolded darts player and a hotline to agents of discarded has-beens and those who never were. 

 

 

Now they’ve gone straight back to the same form they showed in previous seasons. An odd aberration that coincides precisely with the PED cycle periods.

 

What cycle periods is this guy on about? Nice to know, though, that he's keeping up to speed in knowing 'precisely' how they run. He should be able to give dates and times. I'm all ears.

[Harry Squatter]

All these unknowns they speak of are only unknown to them because the average Evertonian knows fuck all about footy outside their games and the results that affect us.

 

The majority of players we've signed have done well in other leagues or were rising stars in this country. Its just better scouting than buying off the Mancs or buying players who can't get into  Barcelona or Real Madrid's team. 

[Wezza]

Carragher “it’s a championship back four” - bit harsh on the championship that 

[johnsusername]

2 minutes ago, Wezza said:

Carragher “it’s a championship back four” - bit harsh on the championship that 

Should come in handy next season then. 

[angie]

Never knew Mondays could be this fun.

[Marko121]

They really deserve to go down, but they won’t cos of the dross below them 

[TheHowieLama]

The latest straw:

 

Rafael Benitez relegated Everton.

[stringvest]

I do think Burnley have now got the ability to score goals, and they will pick up more points than Everton.

[Sparky]

 

 

[Code]

Oh my God they are awful. 

[Pete]

Please, please,please.

 

Make it so.

 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

27 minutes ago, stringvest said:

I do think Burnley have now got the ability to score goals, and they will pick up more points than Everton.

The only team that possibly looks worse than Everton now are Norwich. Everton have 12 points from their last 21 matches.

[Halcyon Days]

I remember when the mancs were dominating scoring all those last minute winners, dodgy pens, bum players who did a job for them in their winning system like Brown, Dublin, Henning fucking Berg etc and me being a younger fan thinking the game was bent as a coping mechanism but the levels of delusion these bitter blue cunts go to trying to sully our name all the bastard time over anything and everything is just fucked up weird, embarrassing. 5-0 please go down.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, Code said:

Oh my God they are awful. 

But I like it.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Joey8FrogsLegs said:

The only team that possibly looks worse than Everton now are Norwich. Everton have 12 points from their last 21 matches.

And Norwich beat Everton.

[No2]

This time last year 6 was the magic number, we had just lost 6 homes games in a row. The end was nigh for the red shite, Carlo was still magnifico, James was on course for the balon d'or, BMD was rising from the sea and Glyfi wasn't a nonce. What a difference a year makes.

[liverpoolsno9]

57 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

The only place and time I've ever read that 'loads of Liverpool players have asthma' is from reports from GOT threads.

 

Where are they getting their information from? How is it that only they seemingly know this, but no journalists have never mentioned it? It's not like there's any shame or stigma attached to being an asthmatic? Why would one club have loads? 

 

If we were to go along for a moment with their conspiracy driven drivel, then there is only a spurious case at best, to be made for James Milner, who at 35, is still leading lactate testing and other metrics, shaming much younger players, year after year. But that is after a career of having taken care of his body to a degree of professionalism not normally seen. His endurance over time is but one facet of his game, excluding his attitude and nous, leadership, graft, ability to shithouse tackle with or without getting cards, not that he cares, all of which are gained by experience, none of which can be explained by PEDS. 

 

All of the other 'unknowns' who suddenly become world class player under Klopp's leadership, have developed their technique and skills and decision making, none of which are improved by PEDs. They've all been researched and scouted by a team of experts in their field for the purpose of being able to reach another level with better coaching, and by a large majority, most have done that under Klopp. Their recruitment policy, on the other hand, is managed by a blindfolded darts player and a hotline to agents of discarded has-beens and those who never were. 

 

 

Now they’ve gone straight back to the same form they showed in previous seasons. An odd aberration that coincides precisely with the PED cycle periods.

 

What cycle periods is this guy on about? Nice to know, though, that he's keeping up to speed in knowing 'precisely' how they run. He should be able to give dates and times. I'm all ears.

Regarding the asthma story, here’s the article, I’ve never heard of it either. And as far as I know I’ve never seen it anywhere else. A bitter posted it on Twitter

 

http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/

 

 

[halewood pete]

[dockers_strike]

You beauty! Spurs should have hit them for 6 though! But the stupid cunts in everton's support will still be droning on about our players being on PEDs. Start fucking looking at home you fucking mongs. I really cant wait for them to go down.

[angie]

Haha

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, angie said:

Haha

It seems you need to live outside the UK to have a dose of reality.