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"Moshiri and Usmanov, with all their millions, are destroying our club!!!!"

 

Those bastards, spending millions on players and managers and a new ground.

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5 hours ago, Supremolad said:

Refreshing honesty.

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This has to be peak Everton. I can’t see it getting any more farcical than this.

It feels like when real life politics is worse than what was portrayed in the thick of it. Beyond parody.

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The Ev should make their job application like Squid Game, with the winner getting…. Actually, dying would be preferable to winning. 

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5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

They should have televised the second round of interviews.

Make then contenders run through Walton like The Running Man 

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The replies.... I give it until mid-March for us to first see a 'Fat Frank Out' pissy bedsheet in their away end 

 

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Turn up to protest about the owners but then sing about Liverpool. Bit like the Mancs.

 

Turning up to sing about Liverpool. Red Shite behaviour surely

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Few Twitter rumours that Calvert-Lewin will sign for Arsenal in the summer. 

 

If they do get relegated I can see Gray and Richy Laaad going.

 

They'll get a bit of cash but won't be able to convince anyone decent to play for them. 

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9 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Few Twitter rumours that Calvert-Lewin will sign for Arsenal in the summer. 

Please be £40m + £1

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Fans supposedly protesting the endless bad decisions taken at their club for at least the last 27 years and counting, and then propose a new manager be chosen on the basis that he hates another manager. If he were to actually be appointed, despite any track record or proof of qualification, they would back up that decision to the hilt, and the whole shitshow rolls on until the next inevitable sacking. Another entirely predictable episode, with more protests.

 

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results.

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Lampard and Pereira are both unemployed, no negotiations with other clubs or compensation to pay yet Everton are dragging the process out like it's the Apprentice or Dragons Den. 

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2 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Lampard and Pereira are both unemployed, no negotiations with other clubs or compensation to pay yet Everton are dragging the process out like it's the Apprentice or Dragons Den. 

Making sure the transfer window is closed so there are no demands.

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Hot Wok, over the road from Goodison, are trolling them. They’ll be getting their windows put through.

 

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24 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Making sure the transfer window is closed so there are no demands.

Good point. Also the two full backs they bought might not be wanted by the new manager. What an absolute shitshow. 

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Much wailing and gnashing of teeth on GOT. Their new favourite ITK, The Bobble, has Lampard as the heir apparent but getting frustrated as he thought the job was his. Meanwhile Vitor and his staff remain in London, with everyone, including Dunc, to be interviewed by the Poundland Apprentice panel of Mosh, Uncle Uzzy, and Kia Ora tomorrow. Kia Ora is pushing Vitor and pals.

 

I can see Uzzy getting annoyed, breaking a pool cue, and saying “we’re gonna have try-outs.”

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They're shit scared of getting dragged into that relegation fight, and fear makes men do strange things. Ordinarily, letting Ferguson act as caretaker again would be the smartest option, whilst they figure out a proper plan. But their league position is too precarious, so they'll lurch towards anyone they think could give them those half dozen games in an upswing of form that'd see them safe.

 

Lampard - whatever you think of him - probably gets them safe. The other fella is a complete unknown. 

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