*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Pete 1,909]

8 minutes ago, Wezza said:

 No words needed 

If Rafa was ‘outdated’ then what the fuck is this cunt?!?

[Harry Squatter 13,661]

[stringvest 14,065]

he won't have any trouble slagging those cunts off when he gets the sack.

[Crazy Dave 240]

Although he'd be a total disaster as he's a busted flush, I'd rather they didn't get Mourinho. The relationship between the two sets of supporters is bad enough already and I can imagine he'll be quick to stir the shit about Heysel, people's club etc etc to make himself more popular with their hardcore. 

[manwiththestick 5,153]

6 minutes ago, Crazy Dave said:

Although he'd be a total disaster as he's a busted flush, I'd rather they didn't get Mourinho. The relationship between the two sets of supporters is bad enough already and I can imagine he'll be quick to stir the shit about Heysel, people's club etc etc to make himself more popular with their hardcore. 

Yeah, he'd ramp the shit stirring upto 11.

 

Horrible man.

[Scott_M 6,594]

Mourinho would be spectacular. 

[Chocoholic 1,696]

3 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Fat Fwank "you've won one trophy since 1995 and you're giving it the big'un. Fack off"

That'll be zero trophies since 1995. Tough to keep count on their winning exploits, but zero it is.

[Babb'sBurstNad 11,812]

Does Mourinho even give enough of a shit anymore to stir? Seems like he checked out some time ago, and now it's just about getting those paydays while he's on the slide but his name is still relevant. He'd probably be more than happy to turn up there, fuck it all up, then dare them to fire him by dropping snides about the home support or something.

 

It's a shitfest I'd like to see. Pure carnival entertainment.

[Bjornebye 33,166]

If ever a club suited that fucking tramp it's them 

 

They will all go on like they've got Mourinho of 15 years ago "Look how many trophies he's won he's still the best in the werld, hates you lot, tellin ye lad he's tapped in with all the best agents that why he keeps getting the best jobs, he will already have been on the blower to Haaland and his agent lad there is a project here new stadium boss fanbase loads of money just like when he took over the Chelsea job lad I'm telling you lad trust me when I say that we are going places lad and all you're heads have fell raaaar off lad honest lad you watch us go now it's about time and all the world of football is about to be taken by storm the peoples club are ready for lift off Klopp takes batteries out of smoke alarms in care homes" 

[an tha 8,229]

24 minutes ago, Crazy Dave said:

Although he'd be a total disaster as he's a busted flush, I'd rather they didn't get Mourinho. The relationship between the two sets of supporters is bad enough already and I can imagine he'll be quick to stir the shit about Heysel, people's club etc etc to make himself more popular with their hardcore. 

How long before this gets dragged up once they start losing....

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,064]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

he could jump over a mini and throw a cricket ball the length of a pitch.  

That's the real quiz.

[manwiththestick 5,153]

17 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Does Mourinho even give enough of a shit anymore to stir? Seems like he checked out some time ago, and now it's just about getting those paydays while he's on the slide but his name is still relevant. He'd probably be more than happy to turn up there, fuck it all up, then dare them to fire him by dropping snides about the home support or something.

 

It's a shitfest I'd like to see. Pure carnival entertainment.

He'll want to do better than Rafa.

[Scott_M 6,594]

The Ev quite clearly don’t know what they are doing.

Free flowing Martinez yesterday (well, he likes to think he plays that way), Lampard and Rooney this morning, dour old Mourinho this evening.

 

No consistency between any of those names. 

[Reckoner 2,117]

14 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

The Ev quite clearly don’t know what they are doing.

Free flowing Martinez yesterday (well, he likes to think he plays that way), Lampard and Rooney this morning, dour old Mourinho this evening.

 

No consistency between any of those names. 

They all hate the red shite?

[Harry Squatter 13,661]

40 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

That'll be zero trophies since 1995. Tough to keep count on their winning exploits, but zero it is.

Should have said 1987. Schoolboy error.

[Boss 8,228]

Mourinho would be a massive step up from Wayne Rooney. 

[Harry Squatter 13,661]

Everything is viewed via the prism of hating der redshite 

 

[RJ Fan club 1,632]

36 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Should have said 1987. Schoolboy error.

Worra about the Sports Pesa Super Cup.

 

Still defending champions lad 

[gkmacca 1,264]

Maureen is mainly motivated by the size of his pay-offs these days. Everton have just paid Rafa and his huge gang of associates a fortune to go away, and the only deal that would attract Maureen is one with lots of money for signings (he's not going to 'nurture' anyone) and an absolutely obscene dismissal pay out. Presumably someone at that mad club is trying to work on raising the funds for the new stadium???

[Arniepie 604]

2 hours ago, Crazy Dave said:

Although he'd be a total disaster as he's a busted flush, I'd rather they didn't get Mourinho. The relationship between the two sets of supporters is bad enough already and I can imagine he'll be quick to stir the shit about Heysel, people's club etc etc to make himself more popular with their hardcore. 

When has mourhino ever made a dig at liverpool fans apart from the shushing gesture?

He applauded the fans in 05 and was clearly in awe when he was off air against spurs. 

Ironically it was Rafa who made the dig at their fans.

[El Rojo 10,630]

They're screwed regardless of who they appoint. Impossible job. 

 

'Here's two broken crayons, please produce a perfect facsimile of the Mona Lisa.' 

[Arniepie 604]

4 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

I don't understand them sometimes. Rather than just admit they have average players they just big them up to be far better than they were/are. 

 

Used to play footy with a rabid bloo who said Joe Parkinson was the best midfielder in the Premier League but because he played for Everton he didn't get the plaudits. But no one else ever came in for him, same with Leighton Baines who they all call the best left back in PL history. If he was that good he would have left to go to the Mancs or Chelsea. 

 

When I said that no one else had come in for Parkinson he then said "you overrated Dalglish then because no top European teams ever came in for him". Conveniently forgetting he won 3 European Cups and loads of domestic trophies so had no real reason to move. 

Baines was a cracking buy tbf

 

The kenny stuff is standard bloo insanity

 

[halewood pete 3,712]

[Anubis 21,358]

I love these old 1920’s era training sessions where the sole coaching criteria was shouting “let’s go!” and “c’mon son!”

 

 

[gkmacca 1,264]

22 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I love these old 1920’s era training sessions where the sole coaching criteria was shouting “let’s go!” and “c’mon son!”

 

 

Dat's the School of Science, dat is.