*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Digne's departing statement has ruffled a few feathers. Agent Rafa

[manwiththestick]

29 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Digne's departing statement has ruffled a few feathers. Agent Rafa

"Sometimes it only takes one person from outside to destroy a beautiful love affair."

 

Sounds like a Kenwright quote.

 

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

"Sometimes it only takes one person from outside to destroy a beautiful love affair."

 

Sounds like a Kenwright quote.

 

He’s on about Tom Davies taking DCL off him 

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

"Sometimes it only takes one person from outside to destroy a beautiful love affair."

 

Sounds like a Kenwright quote.

 

"He destroyed a beautiful love affair, Rita."

[aws]

There were three of them in that marriage. 

[the chimp]

12 hours ago, an tha said:

You are assessed for street repairs. Oh you haven’t built anything?….but it started years ago….are you sure?

I can imagine the fume at getting that.

 

"Assessed for street repairs!!!??? You know who should be assessed? Those fucking redshite bastards! They've destroyed Anfield. Done more damage there than Thatcher and the Luftwaffe combined they have..."

 

Then a quick kick of the table, board and pieces flying everywhere. Something else those redshites have managed to ruin...

 

"... Like us winning the league in 85!!!"

 

Proceeds to smash house up.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 12/01/2022 at 11:30, Harry Squatter said:

Imagine losing at this game and blaming Liverpool.

Need to rename it 'Head's goneopoly'.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

He’s on about Tom Davies taking DCL off him 

Fun fact. Tom Davies Uncle is former Blue Alan Whittle. I had no idea of this until recently but Whittle is still the best player in the family.

[Wezza]

5 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Fun fact. Tom Davies Uncle is former Blue Alan Whittle. I had no idea of this until recently but Whittle is still the best player in the family.

Reminded me of this - Jimmy Ormond and Mark Waugh 

 

 “Mate what are you doing batting? There’s no way you are good enough to represent England?” to which Ormond subtly replied, “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best cricketer in my family!”

[VladimirIlyich]

51 minutes ago, Wezza said:

Reminded me of this - Jimmy Ormond and Mark Waugh 

 

 “Mate what are you doing batting? There’s no way you are good enough to represent England?” to which Ormond subtly replied, “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best cricketer in my family!”

Haha! There's no shame being second fiddle to Steve Waugh though.

[Simbo]

Have you seen the quotes from Digne saying he only went to Villa because of Gerrard? The fume must be off the scale! 

[dockers_strike]

15 minutes ago, Simbo said:

Have you seen the quotes from Digne saying he only went to Villa because of Gerrard? The fume must be off the scale! 

Yeah I thought that was weird considering he trumpets turning down Liverpool twice!

[sir roger]

Rafa only needs to get rid of Ricky Laaah and Dominic Clothes-Horse and he can resign as mission accomplished.

[Anubis]

This was quite funny.

 

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Player Valuation: £40m

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His Twitter handle is @ElGhazi1995 

is he mocking us already?

[johnsusername]

36 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Yeah I thought that was weird considering he trumpets turning down Liverpool twice!

Yep, it almost like that was complete bullshit which the Blues eagerly lapped up. 

 

But I can believe that because our blue cousins never get carried away with stuff like that. 

[Harry's Lad]

[Reckoner]

Get on his Twitter username 

[Vincent Vega]

He’s Dutch/Moroccan. 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

48 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

He’s Dutch/Moroccan. 

 

To be fair, his nationality isn’t the biggest load of shite in that statement.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You don't have to be Egyptian to be the best Egyptian...

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

He’s Dutch/Moroccan. 

 

Sounds like a particularly strong strain of hashish.

[Chairman Meow]

16 hours ago, sir roger said:

Rafa only needs to get rid of Ricky Laaah and Dominic Clothes-Horse and he can resign as mission accomplished.

 

They should keep Richarlison for the rest of his career. He's fucking shite. 

[JagSquared]

They are being linked with Dele Alli. What would be more Everton than them signing a player way past their peak and lauding it as a victory.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, JagSquared said:

They are being linked with Dele Alli. What would be more Everton than them signing a player way past their peak and lauding it as a victory.

I think he would do ok there to be honest. Her brother reckons they were about to get Ramsey but he couldn't fly over, another decent player when fit. 

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, JagSquared said:

They are being linked with Dele Alli. What would be more Everton than them signing a player way past their peak and lauding it as a victory.

Could definitely see that happening. Echoes of Walcott there.