*Shakes head* Everton again.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I went into their Liverpool One shop a while back, having just come from the Reds shop a couple of doors down. All I could think was "fucking hell, do you have to be so much worse than us at everything?". The purpose of those shops is to gull people into wanting to empty their pockets for shit they don't need; it's all in the layout, the presentation, the atmosphere, the staff and the range of products. Even present-shopping for a Bloo, you walk into their shop, shrug then walk out.

Yea, but Everton 2 @ Liverpool 1. That's all that matters.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

the shutters are down.

That pretty much sums the shite up.

[DalyanPete]

31 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I don't blame them.

 

Pity they haven't got any shutters to pull down in Goodison Park to stop the crowd watching the shite footy.

I was in Anfield cemetery a few years ago on Boxing day when they were at home, the respect the crowd showed was amazing, could hear a pin drop.

As opposed to standing at the patio doors in Nogsy (after I stopped going) fuck me it made the hairs on your arse stand up. Unbelievable red noise.

 

[Barrington Womble]

56 minutes ago, deiseach said:

They'll be the only ones looking for postponements because their opponents might be short-handed. Can't take the chance they might beat a weakened Chelsea or Man City.

Funnily enough I just spoke to a blue mate who's just arrived in London for the game. He said "I bet they call it off while Chelsea are short of players to fuck us over". I reminded him Chelsea were in a title fight with us and he suddenly cared less about the game going ahead! Haha

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Boss said:

Is Wayne Rooney seriously up for consideration? He fucked them off and took the piss out of them when he scored at Goodison worse than Gerrard or Carragher. Talk about getting in bed with the enemy.

What the fuck are you on about, Rooney is an Everton legend. He scored loads of goals for Man United and they are Liverpool's most hated rival, what more has he got to do? 

[halewood pete]

[VladimirIlyich]

34 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Ziggy from Grange Hill? Just say 'No.'

[Mudface]

 

That's the spirit.

[aws]

Never felt more like shunning the Blues... 

[Ron B]

50 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

That's the spirit.

“I’m really disconnected with Everton at the moment.”

”What, because one of your main players is accused of being a nonce?”

”No, because I don’t like the manager.”

Edited December 16, 2021 by Ron B
Corrected my own punctuation

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not sure if that selection is Rafa's "come and sack me" letter or if he's trying to ingratiate himself to the orcs by boosting our league rivals.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

 

That's the spirit.

I wouldn't spend a penny on them if they were on fire.

[Bjornebye]

BENITEZ GET OUT OF OUR CLUB banner in the away end. Stupid, ignorant entitled shitty cunts. They don't deserve him. 

[manwiththestick]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Not sure if that selection is Rafa's "come and sack me" letter or if he's trying to ingratiate himself to the orcs by boosting our league rivals.

They've been calling for that Simms to get a start for a few weeks so they now have their wish.

 

Maybe he'll be better than Fowler, Owen etc.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

BENITEZ GET OUT OF OUR CLUB banner in the away end. Stupid, ignorant entitled shitty cunts. They don't deserve him. 

Did they borrow it from the home fans?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Did they borrow it from the home fans?

Probably. Cunt clubs 

[VladimirIlyich]

Rafa will take points off Chelsea and piss off their fans by giving us a boost,I hope.

[Strontium]

I want Everton to win, but I know they're going to get absolutely snotted. It's a small insight into what life as an Evertonian must be like.

[waddy78]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

 

That's the spirit.

Bah humbug.

[littletedwest]

The only thing that will piss them off tonight more than losing is not losing 

[TheHowieLama]

Holding on for a famous point - 18% possession

[Curly]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

They've been calling for that Simms to get a start for a few weeks so they now have their wish.

 

Maybe he'll be better than Fowler, Owen etc.

Maybe? He already is. Not since cadamarteri have we seen such talent. He should have been up for ballon d’or apart from the conspiracy against the club

[suzy]

Agent Rafa 

[Bjornebye]

"You sucking dick?" 

[Paulie Dangerously]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

"You sucking dick?" 

It's a banana?