*Shakes head* Everton again.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Buying Anthony Martial for £36m would be classic Everton. 

- overpriced

- big wages

- past it

- failed at a big club

- never really delivered

- looking for a comfy last pay day

- basically well paid, semi retirement

 

No doubt he'll be lauded as a great, like Rodriguez, Eto, old Rooney etc and they'll all get massively carried away. 

 

Make it happen, Rafa! 

Scored past da redshite, better than Mane lad.

[Barrington Womble]

16 hours ago, Anubis said:

Not in the least bit obsessive.

 

 

I decided to watch this on iplayer this morning to see what the fuss was about. Basically we were a 5/10 min story at the start of an hour programme which actually was mostly about Steven Gerrard. Our section was no longer or shorter than the other title challenges. We were mentioned in the "champions League round up" - this section lasted a few minutes and was about Barcelona - our involvement in that was something along the lines of "Liverpool, city and United qualified seeded winning their groups". You wonder oddly if this blue would have been more upset had we been knocked out and taken the Barcelona slot.

 

They really are fucking mental. As others have pointed out in the last few pages, they're so lucky they're irrelevant, because if they weren't the whole country would know just how mad they are. 

[the chimp]

Their only relevance is being from the same city as us. If that wasn't the case, how much would they even be talked about...? Much less than now, the shit cunts.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 hours ago, the chimp said:

Their only relevance is being from the same city as us. If that wasn't the case, how much would they even be talked about...? Much less than now, the shit cunts.

The news just said the G7 delegation has gone to Anfield for a working lunch. Presumably they didn't know that there was an alternative venue, holding a higher standard of morals, available to them in the city.

[Harry Squatter]

After yesterday's penalty decisions they now believe the league is fixed. Remember Hans Segers anyone?

 

 

A FORMER Wimbledon soccer goalkeeper, Hans Segers, paid £19,000 into a bank shortly after his team was beaten 3-2 by Everton in a vital Premiership relegation match, a court heard yesterday.

The cash was one of a series of payments totalling £104,000 allegedly paid to him by a Far East betting syndicate in return for him throwing games. "It was a match of crucial importance to Everton because it enabled them to stay up in the Premier division," the prosecution counsel, Mr David Calvert Smith, told the jury at Winchester Crown Court.

The prosecutor alleged seven payments were made by Segers - ranging from £6,000 to £20,000 - over a 12-month period straddling two seasons. Segers used a Swiss bank account, named Gloves One, to deposit the money. The payments would follow a defeat or series of defeats, the court heard.

In a list of 19 results shown to the jury, including two cup matches, Wimbledon won only five times.

The Crown claims the games, from October 1993 to November 1994, were the subject of a match rigging scheme by the syndicate.

The syndicate is also alleged to have paid money to the former Liverpool and Southampton goalkeeper, Bruce Grobbelaar, who was confronted by Sun reporters over the allegations. The Sun's report led to the police inquiry.

The prosecution alleges that a Gladiators television presenter, John Fashanu, was a middle man in the betting scheme, which also involved a Malaysian businessman, Mr Heng Suan Lim.

Grobbelaar, Segers, Fashanu and Mr Lim all deny conspiracy to give and accept corrupt payments.

Grobbelaar alone denies a further charge of accepting £2,000 from a former business partner, Mr Christopher Vincent, for improperly influencing or attempting to influence the outcome of a football match or matches.

 

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Wezza said:

https://www.football365.com/news/opinion-everton-confusing-chaotic-benitez-brands-football-director

Really funny read that.

[Code]

Jesus Christ, is he trying to win a Gaddafi lookalike competition?

 

 

[DalyanPete]

1 minute ago, Code said:

Jesus Christ, why is he dressing like Gaddafi?

 

 

Very strange boy

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

26 minutes ago, Code said:

Jesus Christ, is he trying to win a Gaddafi lookalike competition?

 

 

Total tit Lewin.

[Anubis]

Looks like he forgot to use his Braun shaver.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

37 minutes ago, Code said:

Jesus Christ, is he trying to win a Gaddafi lookalike competition?

 

 

Surely it's possible to bend or subvert gender stereotypes without looking like a total twat?

[Harry Squatter]

Che Guevara crossed with a 1960s midwife. 

[Pete]

44 minutes ago, Code said:

Jesus Christ, is he trying to win a Gaddafi lookalike competition?

 

 

Dunno but he’s winning in the look like a Cunt stakes. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Tom and Dom again.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

He'd make a great Miss Marple.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

He'd make a great Miss Marple.

Margaret Brotherford

[Anubis]

He’s trying way too hard.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Wtf is Rafa doing there? He's a wealthy man, why the need to besmirch his legacy by leading these cunts?

 

He's sat there shoulder to shoulder with Duncan fucking Ferguson ffs.

 

Has he sunk so low, is he so desperate for relevance? I'll always love the bloke but...sheesh man.

[magicrat]

Ev riding their luck here

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Wtf is Rafa doing there? He's a wealthy man, why the need to besmirch his legacy by leading these cunts?

 

He's sat there shoulder to shoulder with Duncan fucking Ferguson ffs.

 

Has he sunk so low, is he so desperate for relevance? I'll always love the bloke but...sheesh man.

Like the bloke going on the pull with well younger lads to prove he still has it but the only thing he goes home with is a kebab.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Like the bloke going on the pull with well younger lads to prove he still has it but the only thing he goes home with is a kebab.

That's an utterly depressing analogy.

[Captain Howdy]

13 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Like the bloke going on the pull with well younger lads to prove he still has it but the only thing he goes home with is a kebab.

Have we met?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

No tahini mate!

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Have we met?

hahaha

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Wtf is Rafa doing there? He's a wealthy man, why the need to besmirch his legacy by leading these cunts?

 

He's sat there shoulder to shoulder with Duncan fucking Ferguson ffs.

 

Has he sunk so low, is he so desperate for relevance? I'll always love the bloke but...sheesh man.

He must be pissed off knowing the Saudis have bought Newcastle and he could have walked into that job had he bided his time and just waiting for fat head to get sacked. But I think there's a certain karma there for him ever entertaining the Everton job, let alone taking it.