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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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23 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Letting private companies furlough catering and club shop staff.

 

Getting the council to pay for their training ground.

 

Asking the Council for a favourable loan despite being owned by a billionaire who could afford to finance it himself.

 

Getting a mate to bung you £30m for non existent stadium naming rights to avoid FFP sections. 

 

Claiming £19m off the government via a Coronaviris interruption loan.

 

Sir Phillip Green being on the board of directors

 

Moshiri dodging paying tax by living in Monaco. 

 

Moshiri's wife regularly donating to the Tory party.

 

Moshiri and Usmanov donating to the Tory party.

 

But the redshite are big Tories for trying to furlough their staff then changing their mind amid a fan backlash. 


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5 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Next time they start with that reds are Tories bollocks, just send them this. 

 

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Oh I see he's made that list from Electoral Commission information and comparing it to the report.



Let's just clarify a couple of things according to the Electoral Commission.

 
  • Usmanov has never donated to a political party.
  • Farhad Moshiri has never donated to a political party, his ex wife has though.
  • New Century Media Ltd has donated, but it's not owned by Usmanov or Moshiri it's owned by ex Ulster Unionist MP David 'best friends with Putin' Burnside.
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On 23/11/2017 at 21:55, Strontium Dog™ said:

So how to make us Sexy...

Raise the profile of the club through a statement signing, or several of these, various names have been bandied about, most of whom whilst very good footballers will not exactly have the likes of Nike and such rushing to throw big fat deals at us, to a football purest they may make sense, Scneiderlein, Witsel etc are all very good footballers, but are they a 'statement' - the short answer is no, they will improve the team, they will move us up the league, but they won't change a thing on the grander scale of how we are perceived.

So what type of big name signing can we make, what is a realistic 'statement' - who can we attract, and why would they come? and who would make a difference on a global scale - which is what Moshiri is aiming for.
Before getting into naming names, we have to think about the finances of the club right at this minute and make a few assumntions on what we have and what will happen shortly

As @The Esk has stated in several other threads, we will look to raise our wage structure by at least 35-40m this season over the currently allowed amount of 7m allowed by the premiership FPP rules, and we are in a situation that the money is their for whatever we can attract to us, so say a estimate of a 150m transfer budget (high end estimate), to allow us to move the wage structure of the club up sevral notches, we will need to sell Stones for example, so overall the budget will be more in the region of 200m to spend, and with a 47m increase in the wages we pay per season allowed - which tarnslates to a 904k increase in wages across the club.

So here we are, sat with 200m to spend and with 900k pw we can spend on incoming players, let's add to this total with players already departed or who are likely to depart in the near future (yet more assumptions i know), Osman, Hibbert, Pienaar, Howard - 160k pw, Stones, Cleverley, McGeady, Kone and Naisse (loan) - frees up another 200k pw and liklely brings in about 10m in added fees on top of Stones.

So we are left with 210m and 1.26m per week in wages we can offer incoming players now, when you look at those figures they are mind blowing, but by all accounts they are what we will be dealing with this summer in all likelihood shoudl Moshiri manage to do what he has set out to do (and given his record so far - we shouldn't doubt he will manage what he sets out for)

Say Lukaku and Ross resign for massive improved deals, and across the squad in general a fair few new and improved contracts are given out, which wipes out 260k pw and in doing so sets the bar for wages at a massively higher total - 140k pw for Lukaku, 100-110k pw for Barkley etc
and now let's say we get a few of the players we have been linked with in - the likes of Strootman (20m), Witsel (25m) and we go for Butland (30m) and VVD (30m), we buy Milik or Janssen for 15m
thats 120m spent, and probably looking at around 500k in wages (again a generous estimate)
leaves the club with 90m and 500k in wages still burning a hole in our lovely Iranians pocket, but no statement signing, just some very good ones that will make the team very competitive, say we then blow a 30m bid on Perisic (current flavour of the month after his Euro exploits and also a position we depserately need sorting) and we give him parity with rom on wages - so another 140k and 30m gone

we are then left with a 60m and 360 pw situation, to go out their and target a 'statement' signing for the club to propel us into the spotlight, go throw that at Madrid, offer them their asking price for James Rodriguez and see what they actually say when we slap the money on the table, and see what his agent says when we offer to double his current 110k pw wages.

Honestly it sounds mental even typing this out, but money talks in football, and if we are serious in making a statement then we couldn't make a bigger on than this.

Four years is a long time in football.

 

 

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6 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Must have been devastating to see a manager of the calibre of Ancelotti and their dreamboy ccchhhhamez come and go, and still be an utter fucking turd of a club.

 

Hahahahahahaha.

They never ever fucking learn.

 

Even after Arsenal on Monday they were all being cocky again after being utter shite for 2 months. 

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2 hours ago, angie said:

You don’t have to beat Porto, Ac Milan and Atletico Madrid to beat them but they did beat them...

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That is incredible delusion. Everton have got no European game experience and would be absolutely schooled by Atletico and Porto. They might have stood a chance against Milan with a Benitez defensive masterclass, but that's all. 

 

This is one of the greatest Liverpool teams in history. 

 

Of course, they've won a game, so now they're back being Deluded FC.

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