*Shakes head* Everton again.

[DalyanPete]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Brilliant.

[DalyanPete]

6 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

They were at it the other week too when John Bishop came into Doctor Who with Anfield in the background and one of them on GoT or somewhere said it had ruined 50 years of Doctor Who for him. I love how evertonians never seem to stop being 7 years old. Like that video years ago of that gobshite bellew driving past Anfield pretending it stinks. 

Ha ha, full time fuckin job being offended.

[an tha]

14 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I bet Ferguson will be in the dressing room telling them we're afraid. 

100%

[VladimirIlyich]

8 minutes ago, an tha said:

100%

It's hard to believe a team which has won every relevant major club trophy in world football over the last 4 or 5 seasons will be scared of a team of perennial 'mid table minions.'

[Anubis]

25 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I bet Ferguson will be in the dressing room telling them we're afraid. 

 

11 minutes ago, an tha said:

100%

I’m sure Ferguson has been saying lots of things in the dressing room over the last seven games and it’s had fuck all effect. 
 

If we can handle Burnley we can handle these clowns. Two of their players like to dress in skirts. One thinks he’s a pigeon. Gray is a twenty-minute a game player who has had his usual drop-off since the start of the season. Townsend looks like he’s given up. They’ve stolen Rondon from Stonehenge. And none of the rest can tackle for toffee save Allan and Doucoure.

 

They’ll put everyone behind the ball and hope for a draw or a lucky break away goal.

[Barrington Womble]

38 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

I’m sure Ferguson has been saying lots of things in the dressing room over the last seven games and it’s had fuck all effect. 
 

If we can handle Burnley we can handle these clowns. Two of their players like to dress in skirts. One thinks he’s a pigeon. Gray is a twenty-minute a game player who has had his usual drop-off since the start of the season. Townsend looks like he’s given up. They’ve stolen Rondon from Stonehenge. And none of the rest can tackle for toffee save Allan and Doucoure.

 

They’ll put everyone behind the ball and hope for a draw or a lucky break away goal.

Of course they'll put everyone behind the ball. And they'll kick the living shit out of us. But our players need to be prepared to take the kicks otherwise they've every chance of getting that 0-0. As soon as players start going into challenges half arsed, they lose them and don't decrease their chance of injury. We looked petrified of them in the Anfield derby. I was expecting a genuine reaction to the treatment they'd given us at goodison. But there was none. We were meek and let them dick us. 

 

As for the Burnley line, we don't have that great a record against them. Klopp has won I think just once at goodison. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fuck them, straight at them and no backing off.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I want us at their throats from the very first second. Cunts. I don't want them to get a second of hope in this game.

[JagSquared]

14 hours ago, Baltar said:

The bitters over at GOT want Lampard to be their next manager. Sincerely hope that happens.

 

I have to say, the BS are really letting Rafa's history with us blind them to the fact he has an absolutely shite squad, lots of injuries and has spent pennies in the summer. And they expect him to perform miracles? Delusional fools.

Well he did turn Djimi Traore into a CL winner.

[Total Longo]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

As for the Burnley line, we don't have that great a record against them. Klopp has won I think just once at goodison. 

We were absolutely robbed there last season, by a woefully inept VAR decision. 

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

We were absolutely robbed there last season, by a woefully inept VAR decision. 

At Anfield? That was one of the weakest performances we've ever had under klopp. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

13 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

Well he did turn Djimi Traore into a CL winner.

 

Djimi Traore > Everton FC

[Total Longo]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

At Anfield? That was one of the weakest performances we've ever had under klopp. 

No, at Goodison when Mane was judged to have been offside for Henderson's last minute winner.

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

No, at Goodison when Mane was judged to have been offside for Henderson's last minute winner.

I was talking about the Anfield match when I expected a reaction to them kicking the shit out of us in the goodison derby. And instead of standing up to them, we rolled over the let them tickle our bellies. 

[an tha]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It's hard to believe a team which has won every relevant major club trophy in world football over the last 4 or 5 seasons will be scared of a team of perennial 'mid table minions.'

It is of course their cup final....

 

They are of course doghsite and we are miles better....but we all know derbies are derbies and if you don't turn up ready to fight hard we all know you can get a bloody nose.

 

All i am saying is we don't want to give these rats anything to cling to 'come on lads go and get into them, they don't fancy it' any of that stuff.

 

Our quality should and IMO will shine through, but it is a game for silk and steel.

[Total Longo]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

I was talking about the Anfield match when I expected a reaction to them kicking the shit out of us in the goodison derby. And instead of standing up to them, we rolled over the let them tickle our bellies. 

Not in the post of yours i initially quoted. You said that Klopp's had won only once at Goodison, hence why i referenced the woeful VAR decision robbing us of the win.  

 

As far as i am concerned, the Anfield derby didn't even happen. 

[an tha]

22 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Not in the post of yours i initially quoted. You said that Klopp's had won only once at Goodison, hence why i referenced the woeful VAR decision robbing us of the win.  

 

As far as i am concerned, the Anfield derby didn't even happen. 

We certainly didn't turn up for it....

[Total Longo]

The most worrying thing heading into this derby is that I am actually quite confident, and i'm never confident going there or Old Trafford, ever. I reckon its a 90's hangover that i've not got out of my system, certainly in Everton's case.    

 

So defeat incoming. Sorry, lads. 

[liverpoolsno9]

Really really really  want us to go full strength, Konate for Matip would be the only change from Saturday. However with  Wolves on Sat, I fully expect Klopp will rotate a little, he likes springing a few surprises when we play these cunts. Origi will start, wouldn’t surprise me if Milner & Chambo started too. Thiago won’t play 3 times in a week, Hendo, after his recent injury might not either. Really hope I’m wrong. 

[Rushies tash]

I can't believe how lightly some are taking this. We should beat them because they're atrocious at the moment, but we should have beaten Brighton and West Ham and didn't. It'll come down to attitude. If we are as casual as we have been recently, then we won't find it easy at all.

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Really really really  want us to go full strength, Konate for Matip would be the only change from Saturday. However with  Wolves on Sat, I fully expect Klopp will rotate a little, he likes springing a few surprises when we play these cunts. Origi will start, wouldn’t surprise me if Milner & Chambo started too. Thiago won’t play 3 times in a week, Hendo, after his recent injury might not either. Really hope I’m wrong. 

I think he took Henderson, thiago and Jota off on Saturday because they will start. But I agree, klopp often throws in a wild selection against these. 

[El Rojo]

I've prepared a graphic about Jota below - feel free to share on your social media channels. 

 

Jealous opposition fans
Otherwordly finishing
Technically brilliant

Always checking that he's onside 

[3 Stacks]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I think he took Henderson, thiago and Jota off on Saturday because they will start. But I agree, klopp often throws in a wild selection against these. 

Because weirdly we often play them during the busy period in mid-week, so we rotate a bit.

[3 Stacks]

Also, why are people so wrapped up in the "fight aspect" of the derby? We don't need to "lay into them" and get in a physical battle, we're miles better than them. The game at Anfield last year we were simply in awful form and were injured.

[Rushies tash]

I can't believe how lightly some are taking this. We should beat them because they're atrocious at the moment, but we should have beaten Brighton and West Ham and didn't. It'll come down to attitude. If we are as casual as we have been recently, then we won't find it easy at all.