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49 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

I gave up after ten seconds. "Lets go and annoy some people in Liverpool" - what a whopper. Imagine turning up at Old Trafford in a Liverpool shirt. 

Just funny the tour guide at Everton bragging about shite Everton firsts though. I'd go on the tour for a laugh.

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6 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Not very often you hear the words "entertainment experience" associated with shite.

I think comedy clubs come under the same banner so it's quite fitting.

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7 hours ago, Total Longo said:

I genuinely don't mind Local Hero. 

Ironically enough, the theme to a movie about a failed attempt by an oil company to buy a small Scottish town and replace it with an oil refinery, the central message of which is that some things are more important than money.

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

I think comedy clubs come under the same banner so it's quite fitting.

Ha ha, certainly is.

We're all laughing at, Everton. As the song goes.

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Saint Domingo

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m
Afcon hopefully ruins them

They’re even trying to reduce the impact of that now. I just hope City can go on some sort of mega run but wouldn’t be surprised if De Bruyne or Dias picked up a big injury, they’ve already lost Torres for a while. Chelsea without Lukaku and Werner. Meanwhile Liverpool exist in this perfect bubble where week after week it’s fortuitous refereeing decisions, opposition missing open goals, crazy red cards in their favour, opposition injuries to best players, unbelievable good bounces of the ball for them.

They’ll be up there again this season right to the end and a massive threat in the CL. They just don’t get injuries to key players and everything goes in their favour time after time. Compare and contrast to us who can’t keep any of our top players fit and are likely to concede from any single deflection if anyone so much as takes a hopeful shot against us,

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22 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:
Saint Domingo

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m
Afcon hopefully ruins them

They’re even trying to reduce the impact of that now. I just hope City can go on some sort of mega run but wouldn’t be surprised if De Bruyne or Dias picked up a big injury, they’ve already lost Torres for a while. Chelsea without Lukaku and Werner. Meanwhile Liverpool exist in this perfect bubble where week after week it’s fortuitous refereeing decisions, opposition missing open goals, crazy red cards in their favour, opposition injuries to best players, unbelievable good bounces of the ball for them.

They’ll be up there again this season right to the end and a massive threat in the CL. They just don’t get injuries to key players and everything goes in their favour time after time. Compare and contrast to us who can’t keep any of our top players fit and are likely to concede from any single deflection if anyone so much as takes a hopeful shot against us,

Saint Demento

 

They fucking lie about everything. We never have any injuries?

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12 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:
Saint Domingo

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m
Afcon hopefully ruins them

They’re even trying to reduce the impact of that now. I just hope City can go on some sort of mega run but wouldn’t be surprised if De Bruyne or Dias picked up a big injury, they’ve already lost Torres for a while. Chelsea without Lukaku and Werner. Meanwhile Liverpool exist in this perfect bubble where week after week it’s fortuitous refereeing decisions, opposition missing open goals, crazy red cards in their favour, opposition injuries to best players, unbelievable good bounces of the ball for them.

They’ll be up there again this season right to the end and a massive threat in the CL. They just don’t get injuries to key players and everything goes in their favour time after time. Compare and contrast to us who can’t keep any of our top players fit and are likely to concede from any single deflection if anyone so much as takes a hopeful shot against us,

I love the way we probably keep this tit end awake at night.

 

What a sad life to have.

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Regardless of nationality, they've had an almost biblical lineage of Utd's cast-off shite signing for them. Certainly far more than whatever amount of American players they've had. 

 

What's biblical is any decent players in the prime of their playing careers avoiding them like the plague.

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9 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Regardless of nationality, they've had an almost biblical lineage of Utd's cast-off shite signing for them. Certainly far more than whatever amount of American players they've had. 

 

What's biblical is any decent players in the prime of their playing careers avoiding them like the plague.

Worraabout Digne lad? World class and turned down da redshite lad.

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19 minutes ago, Marko121 said:

We literally lost all our centre backs last season 

And we are bare bones in midfield this season. Mind bogglingly thick that cunt

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1 hour ago, liverpoolsno9 said:
Saint Domingo

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m
Afcon hopefully ruins them

They’re even trying to reduce the impact of that now. I just hope City can go on some sort of mega run but wouldn’t be surprised if De Bruyne or Dias picked up a big injury, they’ve already lost Torres for a while. Chelsea without Lukaku and Werner. Meanwhile Liverpool exist in this perfect bubble where week after week it’s fortuitous refereeing decisions, opposition missing open goals, crazy red cards in their favour, opposition injuries to best players, unbelievable good bounces of the ball for them.

They’ll be up there again this season right to the end and a massive threat in the CL. They just don’t get injuries to key players and everything goes in their favour time after time. Compare and contrast to us who can’t keep any of our top players fit and are likely to concede from any single deflection if anyone so much as takes a hopeful shot against us,

"They just don't get injuries to key players". What the fuck. 

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16 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Regardless of nationality, they've had an almost biblical lineage of Utd's cast-off shite signing for them. Certainly far more than whatever amount of American players they've had. 

 

What's biblical is any decent players in the prime of their playing careers avoiding them like the plague.

And, right on cue from the BBC:

 

 

Everton are preparing to make a move for Inter Milan and Chile star Alexis Sanchez, 32, with the former Arsenal and Manchester United forward free to leave the Italian club in January. (InterLive - in Italian)

 

 

Hopefully true. If Sanchez wasn't motivated at the Mancs, what will he be like at the perennially underachieving Manc Retirement Club?

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2 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

And, right on cue from the BBC:

 

 

Everton are preparing to make a move for Inter Milan and Chile star Alexis Sanchez, 32, with the former Arsenal and Manchester United forward free to leave the Italian club in January. (InterLive - in Italian)

 

 

Hopefully true. If Sanchez wasn't motivated at the Mancs, what will he be like at the perennially underachieving Manc Retirement Club?

Influx of die hard Chilean division of Everton fan club members incoming.

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1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Influx of die hard Chilean division of Everton fan club members incoming.

Yes, and the County Road 'Colombians' won't even need to badly learn a new language when they create their 'Bogota Blue', 'Medallin Mint', and 'Cartagena Cutter' personas!

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