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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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4 minutes ago, Stickman said:

As that old saying goes “if Everton didn’t exist you’d have to invent them” 

 

Watched Toffee
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A win takes us 4th tomorrow, level on points with Manchester City. Come on Everton.
 

"They’re like a cartoon fucking moron. Wile. E. Coyote or Tom from Tom & Jerry. They never learn. Just the same fucking stupid mistakes year upon year that make them look ridiculous. It’s actually staggering that this can happen to them so often and at no point do they ever take a step back and think "you know what, let’s not get ahead of ourselves this time as we always end up with egg on our faces"" - @dave u

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Davoth has figured out how to play Mo. Genius. And Stephen thinks he’s ‘started’ to play well.

 

 

Two minutes after the match finished he’s on Twitter whingeing about the game….I thought they all went the game it’s what they do  ?

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12 minutes ago, deiseach said:

"They’re like a cartoon fucking moron. Wile. E. Coyote or Tom from Tom & Jerry. They never learn. Just the same fucking stupid mistakes year upon year that make them look ridiculous. It’s actually staggering that this can happen to them so often and at no point do they ever take a step back and think "you know what, let’s not get ahead of ourselves this time as we always end up with egg on our faces"" - @dave u

Worked one saturday on overtime once and sat on a bank of desks with 4 Evertonians who basically just talked all morning about how they were going to get in the top 4 and how we were shite. They were playing Spurs at home that day and we were mid table. They kept saying "we win today we will be in the top 4, a position Liverpool fans could only dream of"

 

Guess who lost at home to Spurs and guess who finished above them that season?. 

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20 minutes ago, Stickman said:

As that old saying goes “if Everton didn’t exist you’d have to invent them” 

 

Watched Toffee
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A win takes us 4th tomorrow, level on points with Manchester City. Come on Everton.
 

Look at what Watched Toffee retweeted on Thursday:

 

 

The Benitez effect is right.

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4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Worked one saturday on overtime once and sat on a bank of desks with 4 Evertonians who basically just talked all morning about how they were going to get in the top 4 and how we were shite. They were playing Spurs at home that day and we were mid table. They kept saying "we win today we will be in the top 4, a position Liverpool fans could only dream of"

 

Guess who lost at home to Spurs and guess who finished above them that season?. 

Stoke?

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They twist anything around that’s why I don’t engage.

 

” Just got a lovely piece of beef from Asda”

Beef comes from a cow, Friesians are cows, they come from Belgium amongst other countries, Heysel is in Belgium………..

 

” Got a deal on a bottle of JD in Tesco’s”

JD is American, De shite are owned by Americans, America invaded Iraq, murderers like the Redshite………

 

” My cousin called her daughter Hazel……………you get the picture.

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32 minutes ago, deiseach said:

"They’re like a cartoon fucking moron. Wile. E. Coyote or Tom from Tom & Jerry. They never learn. Just the same fucking stupid mistakes year upon year that make them look ridiculous. It’s actually staggering that this can happen to them so often and at no point do they ever take a step back and think "you know what, let’s not get ahead of ourselves this time as we always end up with egg on our faces"" - @dave u

More like Dick Dastardly and Mutlie on wacky races. 

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1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

They twist anything around that’s why I don’t engage.

 

” Just got a lovely piece of beef from Asda”

Beef comes from a cow, Friesians are cows, they come from Belgium amongst other countries, Heysel is in Belgium………..

 

” Got a deal on a bottle of JD in Tesco’s”

JD is American, De shite are owned by Americans, America invaded Iraq, murderers like the Redshite………

 

” My cousin called her daughter Hazel……………you get the picture.

Takes a lot to beat (and this was actually said)

 

"Who should we play for our first game at Bramley Moore?"

 

"Juventus for obvious reasons" 

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7 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

"It was only against.."

 

This coming from a fanbase who all got massive bone ons when they beat a village of milkmen, farmers and Bank clerks 20 odd nil in a preseason friendly a few years ago.

Wasn’t it Watford they were playing first game too, when they invaded the pitch after equalising at home?

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