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27 minutes ago, Pete said:

Wait? We're in the red manc's shadows? Well where the fuck does that put them?? Under the fucking bed with the dust bunnies??? The word deluded was created for that lot. 

Yep - the world he's describing would be even more dystopian for Everton given that if we're miles off, they're fucking light years off. But that, obviously, doesn't bother them, because redshite failure > Everton success. So if we don't win stuff same as them, then they can go about beating us on the stuff that really matters, like stadiums built, first time floodlights were used, total burglars assaulted etc.

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44 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Catcher must know the Sheikh personally? Might be a member of his online Crossword team? Or he might be a self important wanker with nothing better to do than right about another team, that’s when he isn’t bothering animals. Cunt!

I hate multiple choice questions.

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Hedging his bets there by saying we might win another title. Also fails to realise that in that sentence he’s acknowledged the legitimacy of our title win which I’m sure he’s previously asterisked.

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They never should have slapped the money on the table.

 

"Report: Player’s £200k-a-week wages stopped Everton signing £30m star on deadline day" https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/09/01/report-players-200k-a-week-wages-stopped-everton-signing-30m-star-on-deadline-day/?amp

 

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20 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Hedging his bets there by saying we might win another title. Also fails to realise that in that sentence he’s acknowledged the legitimacy of our title win which I’m sure he’s previously asterisked.

He's referred to it as *under suspicious circumstances, *under very dubious circumstances amongst other shite. At least Dave K is just a militant wall head-butter who fucking hates us, I can live with maniacs like that. This catcher cunt tries to analyse every fibre of us while claiming to be of superior intellect and 'in the know' than everyone else and it's absolutely certain that he touches young children and peoples pets inappropriately. He's up there with Laurence Fox and Kirsty Alls*pp in the list of people who have internet access who I'd like to watch locked in a room with a lion. 

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7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He's referred to it as *under suspicious circumstances, *under very dubious circumstances amongst other shite. At least Dave K is just a militant wall head-butter who fucking hates us, I can live with maniacs like that. This catcher cunt tries to analyse every fibre of us while claiming to be of superior intellect and 'in the know' than everyone else and it's absolutely certain that he touches young children and peoples pets inappropriately. He's up there with Laurence Fox and Kirsty Alls*pp in the list of people who have internet access who I'd like to watch locked in a room with a lion. 

Someone told me Catcher once fucked a Ducks arse! The Teddy Boy was none too happy!

 

 

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41 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He's up there with Laurence Fox and Kirsty Alls*pp in the list of people who have internet access who I'd like to watch locked in a room with a lion. 

Guy I share an office with looking at me like I'm mad because I laughed out loud.

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4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Someone told me Catcher once fucked a Ducks arse! The Teddy Boy was none too happy!

 

 

I'm sure the duck wasn't best pleased, either!

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22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

catcherintherye

Player Valuation: £70m
They'll sell up, the owners of FSG are getting on a bit, already sold a percentage of FSG to a investment sports company, both sports teams they own have been underfunded recruitment wise last couple of seasons, the new stand will be built and they'll sell up.

The head sheikh of Abu Dhabi tried twice in 18 and 20 to buy them for £2 billion plus and failed, they're ripe to be bought now, 2 new stands, new training ground and the core of the team signed up to new deals.

This is just not true.

Abu Dhabi have shown no interest in buying them, and would have absolutely no interest at 2bn. The PL have also set a precedent with the Saudi takeover that such regimes will now not be approved.

FSG have sold a share of their business to a commercial partner who were interested (like if there was any interest from Abu Dhabi they'd have bought that share of equity, but they weren't). The only comparable interest there was from this part of the world was from someone FSG described as a complete scammer. FSG sold to an American company, suggesting a far more long term commitment to the club and the portfolio more broadly.

The new stand will make very little difference as well. It is a poor ground, in a poor area for growth and any serious investor would know they would need to spend substantial monies to build a new stadium for them to be competitive with top teams, to be able to justify to prices they would want to charge. If they were building on the waterfront, I would be worried, as they would make a much better go of it than we seem to be. If they were to sell, it would likely be some venture capitalist akin to the Glaziers, who would view them as a brand to milk, probably via a leveraged buy out. The declining price of oil, and China retrenching somewhat will mean it's likely to come to the US. The only way anyone could justify anything near a 2bn would be via a leveraged buy out (as Burnley have had) and the club will service the interest.

Unfortunately (for me) I don't see FSG selling to them, but that would be the outcome if they sold. They may well sell equity to shareholders in America and dilute a bit. It's quite a smart move really, you create shares and sell equity when the business is massively overvalued, knowing value will be lost moving forward.

For FSG moving forward, the best case scenario is to become doing what Arsenal did. Unlikely Arsenal they will not have a new impressive stadium based in the capital city to show for it. I know a few of them are kicking off at that idea, but that's about as good as it gets for them. They will be left behind by City, Chelsea and United. 2 have far bigger backers and the third is just a far bigger club than them both historically but especially over people under 40's lifetimes. Over the next 32 years I'd probably back them to win another league, but they will remain in United's shadows where they have been for the duration of my lifetime. In fairness that's not really FSG's fault, they can't fundamentally change who or what Liverpool are.
 

I love how on top of our affairs they all are. 

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You could probably fine equally crackpot posts on this thread from CatshitInTheEye calling Klopp a failure and how he’s out of his depth from 206,17,18 ,19 and tainted title 2020 

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7 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Everton wheel of fury has now landed on Samantha Quek.

Maybe someone could appoint Rushie the UK representative for oxygen and see if all those daft cunts die from refusing to breathe.

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jaybx1878

Player Valuation: £8m
Just been to watch the new marvel film there, Ben Kinglsey is in it playing some scouse fella, no prizes for guessing what scarf he is wearing for a large portion of the film, you cant go anywhere these days without some reference to these rats popping up, ffs.
 

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26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

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jaybx1878

Player Valuation: £8m
Just been to watch the new marvel film there, Ben Kinglsey is in it playing some scouse fella, no prizes for guessing what scarf he is wearing for a large portion of the film, you cant go anywhere these days without some reference to these rats popping up, ffs.
 

aaaaaand the award for 'Bellend Of The Day' goes to ... wait for it ... it's a tie with about 5000 other sad bluenose pricks

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I wonder how many Liverpool fans stopped watching Rocky films after Sylvester Stallone walked on the pitch with an Everton scarf. Then when Tony Bellend was in Creed. 

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14 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Everton wheel of fury has now landed on Samantha Quek.


Watching QoS live next week. 
 

Luckily it’s Sue and Tuffers rather than that Bolton cunt. 

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I guess he never watched Iron Man 3 in which it was clear who Ben Kingsley was supporting. Soft cunt.

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