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1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'd be surprised if he doesn't come on this thread to gloat at his work; I imagine him exactly like Rumpelstiltskin in Shrek Forever After.

He must come on here the Guinea Pig botherer

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4 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I think he masturbates over mutilated Barbie dolls.

Who doesn’t?

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8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I notice nothings been said in a while about their alleged nonce. Imagine if that was one of our players. There wouldn't be a day goes by they wouldn't be screaming that we've had it brushed under the carpet. 


 

That would be small change compared to losing the City it’s World Heritage Status 

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4 hours ago, Stickman said:


 

That would be small change compared to losing the City it’s World Heritage Status 

Exactly, they go on more about a stray firework setting fire to a plant as if we tried to commit Grenfell on the Liver Building. 

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The Everton wheel of fury has landed on us taking the piss out of them for invading the pitch for equalising against Southampton. This is apparently what real fans do and not ipad wielding Norwegian tourists do like us. 

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11 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Everton wheel of fury has landed on us taking the piss out of them for invading the pitch for equalising against Southampton. This is apparently what real fans do 

…unless it’s your manager doing it after a stoppage-time derby game winner, THATS still disgraceful, obviously 

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21 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Everton wheel of fury has landed on us taking the piss out of them for invading the pitch for equalising against Southampton. This is apparently what real fans do and not ipad wielding Norwegian tourists do like us. 


See: Evertonian reaction when Klopp ran onto the pitch to celebrate Origi’s last minute winner.

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:


See: Evertonian reaction when Klopp ran onto the pitch to celebrate Origi’s last minute winner.

A total lack of respect towards one of the most historic clubs in the league.

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Catcher wears cords and Birkenstock smokes a pipe and sits in a recliner listening to Val Doonican. He had a girlfriend once called Cindy but after a particularly heavy night on the shandy he thrust himself upon her and she burst, no amount of spunk and toilet paper could fix her. He lives with an old aunt called Edith, Edith being a Christian lady and spinster does not know what young Catcher gets up to in his box room, suffice to say she would be livid. His love of Everton comes from toffee and his hatred of Liverpool stems from the series Scully( why wasn’t it Everton) he has nightmares to this day. He went to match once but the big kids in the park scared him off by showering him with conkers and acorns. 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Everton wheel of fury has landed on us taking the piss out of them for invading the pitch for equalising against Southampton. This is apparently what real fans do and not ipad wielding Norwegian tourists do like us. 

Yet a video one of their fans filmed on their phone from the Upper Gwladys of the Doucoure goal was getting wanked off by them on Twitter. "passion there" "yes blues" "proper celebration that" "klopp snorts vaccines meant for kids" 

 

Biggest hypocrites in football. 

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1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Catcher wears cords and Birkenstock smokes a pipe and sits in a recliner listening to Val Doonican. He had a girlfriend once called Cindy but after a particularly heavy night on the shandy he thrust himself upon her and she burst, no amount of spunk and toilet paper could fix her. He lives with an old aunt called Edith, Edith being a Christian lady and spinster does not know what young Catcher gets up to in his box room, suffice to say she would be livid. His love of Everton comes from toffee and his hatred of Liverpool stems from the series Scully( why wasn’t it Everton) he has nightmares to this day. He went to match once but the big kids in the park scared him off by showering him with conkers and acorns. 

 

 

 

 

Cords are boss.

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25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yet a video one of their fans filmed on their phone from the Upper Gwladys of the Doucoure goal was getting wanked off by them on Twitter. "passion there" "yes blues" "proper celebration that" "klopp snorts vaccines meant for kids" 

 

Biggest hypocrites in football. 

I love all these klopp accusations. The big German gangster

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2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Catcher wears cords and Birkenstock smokes a pipe and sits in a recliner listening to Val Doonican. He had a girlfriend once called Cindy but after a particularly heavy night on the shandy he thrust himself upon her and she burst, no amount of spunk and toilet paper could fix her. He lives with an old aunt called Edith, Edith being a Christian lady and spinster does not know what young Catcher gets up to in his box room, suffice to say she would be livid. His love of Everton comes from toffee and his hatred of Liverpool stems from the series Scully( why wasn’t it Everton) he has nightmares to this day. He went to match once but the big kids in the park scared him off by showering him with conkers and acorns. 

 

 

 

 

Catcher pulls his pants down to his ankles to have piss.

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5 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

Catcher pulls his pants down to his ankles to have piss.

There is no way that he doesn’t piss himself.

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

That link takes you straight to the results you bastard 

I've only just clicked on that it's a quiz. I just thought it was a list. 

 

I am a bastard. A thick bastard. 

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