*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Stickman]

Happy 62nd birthday Mr Ancelotti …Although nothing will top the birthday pressie you have to yourself a couple of weeks back 

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

12 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

This. Yanks only love winners. And if you havent won a trophy since 1995, you can hardly call yourselves 'winners,' can you?

Let's just remember who we're dealing with here. 

 

[Rushies tash]

2 hours ago, JagSquared said:

Everton going after the US market asking “where are our fans?”, using their “unparalleled history” and “values” all based on a survey of 100 fans all Just buzzwords that sounds like it’s someone’s a-level marketing coursework.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/jun/10/everton-premier-league-usa-links?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

“What fascinates me is that these American fans had to pick Everton,” says France. “I was brainwashed as a kid and had no say in it. Everton is in a very poor part of Liverpool, a very poor part of the UK, and a very poor part of Europe but Americans love history and Everton has unparalleled history. American fans are also attracted to the club’s values. One of the things about Everton is that it has never brought shame on the city of its birth and it has conducted itself in an appropriate way.

 

Clearly ignoring all of the clear examples of their unparalleled history.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-violence-footage-shows-everton-4495526

 

[dockers_strike]

12 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Not sure you can be quite as sweeping as that.
There’ll be a few reasons foreign fans decide to support a team.

Winning is obviously a big one, playing exciting football is another and having a player from that country is probably third. If you combine them all then you hit the jackpot.

Not having any of those, but having an unparalleled history, and you might be struggling.

When you get the population of Columbia supposedly signing up to the club's social media account due to signing Hamez, they'll quickly fuck off as soon as he goes elsewhere.

 

I really dont believe they have a big Brasilian following either.

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Let's just remember who we're dealing with here. 

 

The dullards who did that arent yanks though but I know what you mean!

[bizzle10]

2 hours ago, Dom Charters said:

Some more lovely one-eyed irony in this, the reason American soccer fans should spend their cash in Walton is because they aren't murderers or brought shame...  

 

The country of native genocide and decades of institutional racism? Their money would be more than welcome, it seems...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/jun/10/everton-premier-league-usa-links

Yeah because yanks love nothing better than mid table obscurity just ask burnely

[Anubis]

20 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

This. Yanks only love winners. And if you havent won a trophy since 1995, you can hardly call yourselves 'winners,' can you?

They win without winning. Therefore they are perpetual winners.

[Pidge]

The obsession with driving the narrative of events that had nothing to do with them is genuinely reprehensible, and unhinged.

[Harry Squatter]

44 minutes ago, Pidge said:

The obsession with driving the narrative of events that had nothing to do with them is genuinely reprehensible, and unhinged.

I would like to see what Juventus fans and club officials think of Evertonians constantly going on about Heysel like they were the only ones affected.

[Bad Red Bull]

8 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

I would like to see what Juventus fans and club officials think of Evertonians constantly going on about Heysel like they were the only ones affected.

They'll be like the rest of the world asking:

 

Who the fuck are Everton?

[angie]

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

"According to David France, a Liverpool-born Everton historian who has lived in the US for 44 years, the club’s relationship with North America is a long one. France has written 18 books on the Merseyside club..." 

 

Holy fuck! 18 books? On Everton?! What a lunatic. 

 

Take your pick, folks: 

 

Toffee Cards – The Tobacco Years (1997) ISBN 1-874799-05-9
Toffee Pages – The Post-War Years (1997) ISBN 1-874799-06-7
Gwladys Street's Hall of Fame (1998) ISBN 1-874799-09-1
Gwladys Street's Hall of Fame Edition 2 (1999) ISBN 1-874799-10-5
Gwladys Street's Hall of Fame Edition 3 (1999) ISBN 1-874799-12-1
Gwladys Street's Holy Trinity (with Becky Tallentire 2001) ISBN 1-874799-14-8
Gwladys Street's Big Book for Kids of All Ages (with Peter King 2002) ISBN 1-874799-15-6
Gwladys Street's Blue Book (with David Prentice 2002) ISBN 1-874799-16-4
Virgin Blues (with David Prentice 2003) ISBN 1-874799-17-2
Toffee Cards – The Bubble Gum Years (with Barry Hewitt 2005) ISBN 1-874799-18-0
Moyesiah (2006) ISBN 1-874799-19-9
Evertonians Eat Scouse (2006) ISBN 1-874799-19-9
Everton Treasures – The David France Collection (with David Prentice 2007) ISBN 1-874799-20-2
Dr Everton's Magnificent Obsession (with David Prentice 2008) ISBN 978-1-905266-79-1
Alex Young – The Golden Vision (2008) ISBN 978-1-874799-21-4
Everton Crazy - Sixty Seasons, Two Million Miles (2016) ISBN 978-1-909245-46-4
Everton Proud (2016) ISBN 978-1-909245-52-5
Blue Dragon - The Roy Vernon Story (with Rob Sawyer 2019) ISBN 978-1-9162784-0-0

Lived in America for 44 years and the bitterness still consumes him, like an illness. I reckon he fucked off for America after Rome 1977.

[Vincent Vega]

Manuel Pellegrini being linked with the manager’s job at Everton now. He must be knocking on 100 by now.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Manuel Pellegrini being linked with the manager’s job at Everton now. He must be knocking on 100 by now.

He'd age another 100 years within 5 minutes of them going a goal down at home if he goes there 

[deiseach]

40 minutes ago, Bad Red Bull said:

They'll be like the rest of the world asking:

 

Who the fuck are Everton?

L'altro club di Liverpool.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

40 minutes ago, angie said:

Lived in America for 44 years and the bitterness still consumes him, like an illness. I reckon he fucked off for America after Rome 1977.

Everton fans have bitterness clouds, they follow them around wherever they roam.

 

[JagSquared]

Was bored on a conf call so went back to the guardian article some of the responses rightly calling them out others just cracked me up.

 

 

[halewood pete]

[Pidge]

7 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Bollocks, if he was called that, he'd be managing Real Madrid!

[Davelfc]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Bollocks, if he was called that, he'd be managing Rhyl Madrid!

fixed that

[Curly]

7 hours ago, JagSquared said:

Everton going after the US market asking “where are our fans?”, using their “unparalleled history” and “values” all based on a survey of 100 fans all Just buzzwords that sounds like it’s someone’s a-level marketing coursework.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/jun/10/everton-premier-league-usa-links?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

“What fascinates me is that these American fans had to pick Everton,” says France. “I was brainwashed as a kid and had no say in it. Everton is in a very poor part of Liverpool, a very poor part of the UK, and a very poor part of Europe but Americans love history and Everton has unparalleled history. American fans are also attracted to the club’s values. One of the things about Everton is that it has never brought shame on the city of its birth and it has conducted itself in an appropriate way.

 

Clearly ignoring all of the clear examples of their unparalleled history.

Fuck me. Side swiping cunt. Is he a yank?

 

Edit - just seen he was born here and been there 44 years. Rat

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

What unparalleled history?

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

What unparalleled history?

It's unparalleled for being the shittest of any of the so called big 5 back when the PL began. Even Leeds have stolen their thunder now.

[Harry Squatter]

They combine the excitement of hating their neighbours with the thrill of just hanging around.

[Anubis]

The hairy handed pervert weighs in. No, not Everton to finish above Liverpool…

 

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

16 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The hairy handed pervert weighs in. No, not Everton to finish above Liverpool…

 

 

 

 

Hughes? As in Mark Hughes? The dirty little velcro botherer just trying to get jobs for his LMA mates i guess.

[Halcyon Days]

8 hours ago, JagSquared said:

Everton going after the US market asking “where are our fans?”, using their “unparalleled history” and “values” all based on a survey of 100 fans all Just buzzwords that sounds like it’s someone’s a-level marketing coursework.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/jun/10/everton-premier-league-usa-links?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

“What fascinates me is that these American fans had to pick Everton,” says France. “I was brainwashed as a kid and had no say in it. Everton is in a very poor part of Liverpool, a very poor part of the UK, and a very poor part of Europe but Americans love history and Everton has unparalleled history. American fans are also attracted to the club’s values. One of the things about Everton is that it has never brought shame on the city of its birth and it has conducted itself in an appropriate way.

 

Clearly ignoring all of the clear examples of their unparalleled history.

Jesus, that bold bit really got published? These weirdo blue cunts really need to give it a rest now, the jingoism is nauseating. And the Guardian want fucking for giving the soft cunt oxygen.