*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Leyton388 1,244]

They blamed us yet?

[SlugTrail 1,156]

3 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

They blamed us yet?

They don't need to openly blame us, its just implied in everything they do.

[Chocoholic 907]

4 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

He is a fucking beaky cunt, isn't he?

Bwaaarrrrkkkk!

[Trumo 13,975]

Calvert-Lewin sounds exactly like Michael Owen!

[rb14 1,007]

21 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Calvert-Lewin sounds exactly like Michael Owen!

I'm such a fucking dope. I was watching him thinking "I know that voice" and couldn't pin it down. Thanks to you I'm much obliged.

 

@Mook

[Bjornebye 24,990]

Mad. Calvert-Lewin's from Sheffield. 

 

 

[angie 72]

Just been on their forum for a buzz and honestly I’ve never known a more deluded, bitter and twisted set of fans. One gem that sticks out was the fact we’re still going on about virgils injury 5 weeks later, this coming from a fan base that still goes on about Clive Thomas. No self awareness at all to the point it’s embarrassing. 

[Bjornebye 24,990]

1 hour ago, angie said:

Just been on their forum for a buzz and honestly I’ve never known a more deluded, bitter and twisted set of fans. One gem that sticks out was the fact we’re still going on about virgils injury 5 weeks later, this coming from a fan base that still goes on about Clive Thomas. No self awareness at all to the point it’s embarrassing. 

Yeah you're definitely a blue. Nice try. 

[Doctor Troy 10,210]

Just had a nose on GOT. That Catcher fella knows the ins and outs of our injury records, how old all our players are and how many games they each individually play, he writes several long winded paragraphs in posts on what Klopp goes on about in his press conferences. 

 

Even some of them on there have questioned him why he is so knowledgeable on Liverpool to the very minute details. 

 

He must be a Liverpool fan pretending to be a mentalist Everton fan. There's no way someone can know that much detail about all our players without being a red on a wind up. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin 1,063]

1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

Just had a nose on GOT. That Catcher fella knows the ins and outs of our injury records, how old all our players are and how many games they each individually play, he writes several long winded paragraphs in posts on what Klopp goes on about in his press conferences. 

 

He must be a Liverpool fan pretending to be a mentalist Everton fan. There's no way someone can know that much detail about all our players without being a red on a wind up. 

Ignore the bellend prerogative at your peril.

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,170]

8 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

He must be a Liverpool fan pretending to be a mentalist Everton fan. There's no way someone can know that much detail about all our players without being a red on a wind up. 

 

On the contrary. If I ever meet a red who knows every little detail about our squad, history and what's happening behind closed doors, I assume they're a bloo.

[Doctor Troy 10,210]

8 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

 

On the contrary. If I ever meet a red who knows every little detail about our squad, history and what's happening behind closed doors, I assume they're a bloo.

Yeah but it normally entails how many times one player gets away with fouls or whether he is secretly a smackhead or whether fans smashed up an ambulance 15 years ago despite it not being true.

 

His level of detail goes beyond Opta stats and is ridiculously over detailed. Imagine putting that much research into something you hated.

[Bjornebye 24,990]

So much of his stuff is lies as well. One sad sad shitbag him. 

[Anubis 17,272]

The PL match thread was very amusing this morning. They were not happy we smashed Leicester.

[Doctor Troy 10,210]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

So much of his stuff is lies as well. One sad sad shitbag him. 

Funniest one I heard when I told an Evertonian that the Alan Smith ambulance attack was rubbished by him in an interview:

 

"Well he would say that because he doesn't want all out war between the two sets of fans, anyway my cousin knew the ambulance driver who said it was true, he just got told not to say anything"

 

Absolute mentalists. 

 

 

[Chocoholic 907]

On 22/11/2020 at 16:57, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

 

They must be manufactured Bloos, them, not born. They've got a big red sofa.

[Bjornebye 24,990]

27 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Funniest one I heard when I told an Evertonian that the Alan Smith ambulance attack was rubbished by him in an interview:

 

"Well he would say that because he doesn't want all out war between the two sets of fans, anyway my cousin knew the ambulance driver who said it was true, he just got told not to say anything"

 

Absolute mentalists. 

 

 

I wonder if it was him or the cousin who completely made that story up. 

[Doctor Troy 10,210]

24 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

They must be manufactured Bloos, them, not born. They've got a big red sofa.

Just realised I know this fella. He was in my class in Uni, he was a massive bitter Evertonian back then. Now he's just humiliating his entire family on the internet.

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,170]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I wonder if it was him or the cousin who completely made that story up. 

 

The collective hive mind

[TheHowieLama 10,731]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

He was in my class in Uni, now he's just humiliating his entire family on the internet.

Enough about him, what are you up to?

[TheHowieLama 10,731]

On 21/12/2019 at 09:31, Captain Turdseye said:

Fair play for being a good sport, Angie. I might get my tits out if we win the league. 

And...

[jonnyp 193]

5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Yeah but it normally entails how many times one player gets away with fouls or whether he is secretly a smackhead or whether fans smashed up an ambulance 15 years ago despite it not being true.

 

His level of detail goes beyond Opta stats and is ridiculously over detailed. Imagine putting that much research into something you hated.

Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

 

[TheHowieLama 10,731]

[Doctor Troy 10,210]

9 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Enough about him, what are you up to?

Not making pigeon dance videos on the internet.

[Doctor Troy 10,210]

12 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

They must be manufactured Bloos, them, not born. They've got a big red sofa.

For some reason he supported Sevilla for one day in 2016. Can't think why...