*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry Squatter]

First club to use their rival fans images on their own club merchandise 

[Bob]

30 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

First club to use their rival fans images on their own club merchandise 

You’re missing the joke. All those Norwegian tourists paid well over the odds to evertonians that bought up season tickets and sell off each game at twice their total annual outlay!

[Barrington Womble]

that taffeeweb thing is great. 8 things to moan about in 50 years and 2 of them were yellow cards, the fucking clowns. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

A list of firsts no fucker cares about. Truly sad. They have no pity from me. Cunts.

[Harry Squatter]

11 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I thought that was a satire but its actually a real article!!!! They have been the victim of absolutely nothing that would have made them lifters of a trophy if said wrongdoing had gone their way in the match where they were 'wronged.' They are first in any table for pettiness and trivial matters on a football pitch.

They interviewed Kevin Kilbane about the Villareal game and he kept on saying Collina was acting weird towards the Everton players in the respect that he didnt want them to win. Also that he was brought out of retirement to make sure they never qualified. 

 

It was hilarious the way he was making it out to be some deep rooted conspiracy to make sure they never qualified, properly playing up to the bitter crowd because Liverpool were allowed to defend their trophy. 

[Harry Squatter]

24 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

that taffeeweb thing is great. 8 things to moan about in 50 years and 2 of them were yellow cards, the fucking clowns. 

They still blame hitler for starting world war 2 when they were champions. 

 

They are very selective in what they whinge about. Howard Kendall left for more money as Bilbao weren't even in Europe the season he left. Also Everton's board were greedy cunts selling Lineker a year after he had been bought from Leicester for a lot of money. 

[Barrington Womble]

14 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

They still blame hitler for starting world war 2 when they were champions. 

 

They are very selective in what they whinge about. Howard Kendall left for more money as Bilbao weren't even in Europe the season he left. Also Everton's board were greedy cunts selling Lineker a year after he had been bought from Leicester for a lot of money. 

this article tells the story nicely, although it is of course from the red echo and the quotes from both lineker and kendall are fake news. 

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/gary-lineker-everton-inside-story-17986564

 

Bottom line is Linekar joined Barca because Kendall wanted to sell him. Lineker left not to find european football, but because he knew everton didn't want him. 

 

Kendall told Lineker that one day he wanted to manage abroad to. Kendall didn't go abroad for european football, he did it because he wanted to challenge himself in a different league. 

 

and as for them conquering europe in 1986. The didn't even conquer their own postcode. 

 

They're fucking dickheads, but i do find them really funny. Just imagine being the bloke who writes the article about a yellow card decades ago and a big trump style uefa conspiracy. I am thinking of getting myself on twitter and becoming the donald trump of the bloos. 

[dockers_strike]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

First club to use their rival fans images on their own club merchandise 

Someone seriously trolled them with that shirt, didnt they?

[DalyanPete]

16 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

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EVERTON FIRSTS

 

 

The history of Everton Football Club is so much more than the players who have graced the hallowed Goodison Park turf.

There's more to Everton than the trophies in the cabinet; the Toffees have been constant innovators in the footballing world, ceaselessly striving to be the best, and the first to accomplish new feats, while establishing new norms. The Nil Satis Nisi Optimum ("Nothing but the best is good enough") motto could not be more appropriate.

From becoming one of the founder members of the football league in 1888, right through to present day when we announced a new service which allows fans to purchase match tickets through text message, Everton have always been at the forefront of new ideas.

Did you know we were the first to wear numbers on our backs, the first to have a purpose-built football stadium, and the first go on an overseas tour?

Below is an extensive list of some of the significant landmarks that Everton Football Club has accomplished since its birth.  

• Founder members of the Football League in 1888
• Founder members of the FA Premier League in 1992
• First club to be presented with the League Championship trophy
• First club to present medals for winning the Championship
• First club to stage an FA Cup final - Notts County v Bolton Wanderers, 1894
• First club on Merseyside to win the FA Cup, 1906
• First club to go on an overseas football tour
• First club to construct a purpose-built football stadium
• First club to have a four-sided stadium with two tier stands
• First club to have a stadium with a three-tier stand
• First club to issue a regular match programme for home fixtures
• First club to have a player (William Ralph Dean) score 60 league goals
• First club to wear numbered shirts from 1-11 (1933 FA Cup final)
• First club to have a church attached to its stadium
• First club to install dugouts
• First club to install undersoil heating
• First club to win a penalty shootout in the European Cup, 1970 v Borussia Monchengladbach
• First club to play 4,000 top-flight games
• First club to amass 5,000 League points
• First club to play 100 seasons in the top-flight
• First club to stage a World Cup semi-final in Britain
• First club to have the youngest Premiership goalscorer in two consecutive seasons with two different players
• First club to break the £100,000 transfer threshold when Alan Ball moved from Blackpool for £110,000 in 1966
• First club to be featured in a TV game; August 1936 v Arsenal. Not live (pre-recorded).
• First club to have scoreboard half time/full time facility
• First club to have its own podcast
• First club to have its own online social networking site
• First club to sell tickets via text message

Makes me wish I had been born and not manufactured, oh Ma where did it all go wrong?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

5 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Makes me wish I had been born and not manufactured, oh Ma where did it all go wrong?

 

So many firsts, you'd wonder why they love finishing 7th so much.

[Harry Squatter]

The stadium tour basically consists of the tour guide reeling them off and getting your photo taken with a replica FA Cup.

 

The founder member of the Premier League is scraping the barrel. You were in a division when it changed names. Wow.

[johnsusername]

14 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

The funniest thing is they think that all this shit matters or bothers us. Notice the pathetic "first team on Merseyside to win the FA Cup" dig at us?. That seems a bit daft now that Liverpool are on 7 and they are stuck on 5. 

Yep, it's not exactly a "first". More like "We won the FA Cup before Liverpool" which makes them look like a bunch of petty twats WHICH OBVIOUSLY ISN'T TRUE. 

[dockers_strike]

Well they're fucking wrong with that 'first team on Merseyside to win the FA Cup' because 'Merseyside' didnt exist until 1 April 1974 and we all know who won the FA Cup in May 1974, dont we?

 

When they first won it, Liverpool was in Lancashire but they cannot claim to be first club in Lancashire to win the FA Cup, can they?

 

It's like that shit 'first club with a church.' FFS they were trying to buy the ground the church is on to increase the ground since they moved to the shit hole but the diocese wouldnt sell.

[Strontium]

First club with a stadium that weighs the same as a duck.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Aw Geez said:

 

So many firsts, you'd wonder why they love finishing 7th so much.

Ha ha,spot on

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Well they're fucking wrong with that 'first team on Merseyside to win the FA Cup' because 'Merseyside' didnt exist until 1 April 1974 and we all know who won the FA Cup in May 1974, dont we?

 

When they first won it, Liverpool was in Lancashire but they cannot claim to be first club in Lancashire to win the FA Cup, can they?

 

It's like that shit 'first club with a church.' FFS they were trying to buy the ground the church is on to increase the ground since they moved to the shit hole but the diocese wouldnt sell.

Well spotted, never realised that

[DalyanPete]

5 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

A list of firsts no fucker cares about. Truly sad. They have no pity from me. Cunts.

Like minds and that.

Couldn't have put it better myself 

[Harry Squatter]

First club to have 4 imaginary stadiums.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Well they're fucking wrong with that 'first team on Merseyside to win the FA Cup' because 'Merseyside' didnt exist until 1 April 1974 and we all know who won the FA Cup in May 1974, dont we?

 

When they first won it, Liverpool was in Lancashire but they cannot claim to be first club in Lancashire to win the FA Cup, can they?

 

It's like that shit 'first club with a church.' FFS they were trying to buy the ground the church is on to increase the ground since they moved to the shit hole but the diocese wouldnt sell.

Nice one. Imagine that in the local with the resident loud mouth blue shite. Let him have his say then as soon as it goes quiet, hit him with that. That's a " fucking wall pushing, merrrrderers, aaarrgghhhh collina, heysel cunts" starting pistol if ever there was one. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nice one. Imagine that in the local with the resident loud mouth blue shite. Let him have his say then as soon as it goes quiet, hit him with that. That's a " fucking wall pushing, merrrrderers, aaarrgghhhh collina, heysel cunts" starting pistol if ever there was one. 

They had the starting pistol!

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nice one. Imagine that in the local with the resident loud mouth blue shite. Let him have his say then as soon as it goes quiet, hit him with that. That's a " fucking wall pushing, merrrrderers, aaarrgghhhh collina, heysel cunts" starting pistol if ever there was one. 

To be fair, a robin landing on their garden fence and sticking its red breast out is a "fucking wall pushing, merrrrderers, aaarrgghhhh collina, heysel cunts" starting pistol to the soft twats.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

To be fair, a robin landing on their garden fence and sticking its red breast out is a "fucking wall pushing, merrrrderers, aaarrgghhhh collina, heysel cunts" starting pistol to the soft twats.

Hahaha 

 

"Some cunt robbed me car"

 

"The robin bastards"

 

"aaaaarrrggghhhh"

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Am telling ya girl it’s Simply Blue, Blue blue wine, 99 blue balloons,OK?

[Davelfc]

 

A red traffic light is all it takes. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Jedd Drudge said:

 

A red traffic light is all it takes. 

He was aiming for the cone