*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Total Longo]

13 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

My mate kept sharing his videos on Facebook and I never found any of them funny. He seems to put a lot of effort into being unfunny.

This was my point, they were turning up everywhere on twitter and i just didn't get it. His reaction was very bizarre, to put it mildly.

[DalyanPete]

27 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Esk banging on about the cost of the new stadium being passed on to the fans and a few of them don't like the idea of corporate boxes. 

 

By the way the Old Lady is a name given to Juventus "La Vecchia Signora" and has been used by them for years.

 

YOUR SHITTY WOODEN GROUND IS NOT THE OLD LADY AND YOU'VE ONLY JUST STARTED CALLING IT THAT RECENTLY YOU PLAGIARISING TWATS.

Well put fella

[Trumo]

8 hours ago, Anubis said:

One is Steven Timothy, an unfunny comedian Everton supporting twat who is disabled and needs crutches.

 

The other is Andrew Holden, an unfunny Everton supporting twat who is believed to be Catcher In The Rye.

 

Keep up you dolt...

 

If that's true, it's because the main character in that book is called Holden Caulfield.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Fucking hell. This thread is getting difficult to follow. I'm not even sure who I am anymore. 

You are who you always wanted to be - two hairdressers.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 hours ago, Red Lead said:

What makes you think that this guy is Catcher?

More to the point... why should any of us care?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Esk banging on about the cost of the new stadium being passed on to the fans and a few of them don't like the idea of corporate boxes. 

 

By the way the Old Lady is a name given to Juventus "La Vecchia Signora" and has been used by them for years.

 

YOUR SHITTY WOODEN GROUND IS NOT THE OLD LADY AND YOU'VE ONLY JUST STARTED CALLING IT THAT RECENTLY YOU PLAGIARISING TWATS.

Yes, that's an objectionable nickname.

#seniorgroundinthecity

[Stickman]

Unlucky Cavani nice try though.....

 

Richarlison reacts to Edinson Cavani tackle he claims could have broken his ankle...

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/edinson-cavani-red-card-richarlison-23028448.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Unlucky Cavani nice try though.....

 

Richarlison reacts to Edinson Cavani tackle he claims could have broken his ankle...

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/edinson-cavani-red-card-richarlison-23028448.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

 

 

 

 

 

His on Thiago was 100 times worse 

[Red Lead]

3 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

More to the point... why should any of us care?

Yes, I agree and normally I wouldn't give a shit, but I know Andrew Holden (not personally) as he is from the same town as me and we have mutual friends, two with whom I work with. According to both of them, you couldn't meet a nicer fella, loves Everton, but definitely not bitter. His Facebook page is much like his Twitter account, totally reasonable. 

 

So unless he's a complete psychopath and is fooling everyone I don't think he's catcherintherye and I think it's out of order to have his Twitter account profile posted on a public forum.

[liverpoolsno9]

6 minutes ago, Red Lead said:

loves Everton, but definitely not bitter. 

 

 

Fine example of a contradictory sentence.   
 

[Red74]

23 minutes ago, Red Lead said:

Yes, I agree and normally I wouldn't give a shit, but I know Andrew Holden (not personally) as he is from the same town as me and we have mutual friends, two with whom I work with. According to both of them, you couldn't meet a nicer fella, loves Everton, but definitely not bitter. His Facebook page is much like his Twitter account, totally reasonable. 

 

So unless he's a complete psychopath and is fooling everyone I don't think he's catcherintherye and I think it's out of order to have his Twitter account profile posted on a public forum.

This is something that catcher would say 

[Floyd10]

29 minutes ago, Red Lead said:

Yes, I agree and normally I wouldn't give a shit, but I know Andrew Holden (not personally) as he is from the same town as me and we have mutual friends, two with whom I work with. According to both of them, you couldn't meet a nicer fella, loves Everton, but definitely not bitter. His Facebook page is much like his Twitter account, totally reasonable. 

 

So unless he's a complete psychopath and is fooling everyone I don't think he's catcherintherye and I think it's out of order to have his Twitter account profile posted on a public forum.

You can't take any chances with this fella, post the dogshite through his letterbox now and someone can investigate later

[SlugTrail]

35 minutes ago, Floyd10 said:

You can't take any chances with this fella, post the dogshite through his letterbox now and someone can investigate later

You've definitely been on here before, what was your old username and why did you flounce or get banned?

 

And before you answer, I'm gonna call you a lying cunt.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, SlugTrail said:

You've definitely been on here before, what was your old username and why did you flounce or get banned?

 

And before you answer, I'm gonna call you a lying cunt.

He joined over 10 years ago....

[SlugTrail]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

He joined over 10 years ago....

So does that mean its Tony and he has remembered the password to one of his other accounts?

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, SlugTrail said:

So does that mean its Tony and he has remembered the password to one of his other accounts?

Yeah or Codes found an old laptop

[an tha]

So Liverpool have buried a time capsule at their new training ground to be opened in 2070.

 

Everton have complained to the premier league as the opening of it clashes with the opening of their stadium at Bramley Moore Dock.

[Davelfc]

6 minutes ago, an tha said:

So Liverpool have buried a time capsule at their new training ground to be opened in 2070.

 

Everton have complained to the premier league as the opening of it clashes with the opening of their stadium at Bramley Moore Dock.

They placed one in their trophy room 25 years ago and it's due to be opened in 2070 as well. The trophy room that is, not the time capsule. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Jedd Drudge said:

They placed one in their trophy room 25 years ago and it's due to be opened in 2070 as well. The trophy room that is, not the time capsule. 

Thats all we need them opening that door and a fucking Mummy coming strolling out and putting a curse on everyone 

[Floyd10]

1 hour ago, SlugTrail said:

You've definitely been on here before, what was your old username and why did you flounce or get banned?

 

And before you answer, I'm gonna call you a lying cunt.

Even full time weirdos like myself have nowt to do in the international break

[Harry Squatter]

It's been that long since anyone went in it they need the Staff of Ra to locate it. 

 

Problem is that there's no sunlight after they built in that corner to block out der redshites loft conversion.

[Chocoholic]

On 16/11/2020 at 18:42, Red74 said:

He’s even more boring when he’s being himself 

Can we be sure this is not actually Hugh Laurie?

[Harry Squatter]

Just seen this on Twatter, someone stole your idea an tha.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, SlugTrail said:

You've definitely been on here before, what was your old username and why did you flounce or get banned?

 

And before you answer, I'm gonna call you a lying cunt.

Floyd9

[dockers_strike]

4 hours ago, Jedd Drudge said:

They placed one in their trophy room 25 years ago and it's due to be opened in 2070 as well. The trophy room that is, not the time capsule. 

When we first won the European Cup, everton sent a carpenter round to Anfield to measure up the trophy so they could expand their trophy cabinet for when they won big ears! A true story.