*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 7,858]

Fuck them.

[Tj hooker 1,822]

1 minute ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

I hear the sound of Barrels being scraped trying to put anything approaching positive on that banner 

[Stickman 6,890]

First time Carlo has lost two consecutive league games since 2014 when at Real Madrid..

 

Once Everton has touched you  

[Paulie Dangerously 6,607]

1 minute ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

Haha fucking hell. Bet he'll tell his grandkids about the time they finished 4th in 2005 around the campfire.

 

"Granpop Tim, who won the European cup that year?"

"Shut up and eat your shrimp before I punch you like a corner flag."

[Jimmy Hills Chin 1,062]

3 minutes ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

Never once lost to a corner flag.

[AngryofTuebrook 17,867]

Just now, Stickman said:

First time Carlo has lost two consecutive leave games since 2014 when at Real Madrid..

 

Once Everton has touched you  

So, Everton are in the same category as Real Madrid? Told you they're not a small club!

[Jimmy Hills Chin 1,062]

1 minute ago, Stickman said:

First time Carlo has lost two consecutive league games since 2014 when at Real Madrid..

 

Once Everton has touched you  

Should be fucking 3 grrrrrrrr

[Trumo 13,940]

5 minutes ago, Stickman said:

First time Carlo has lost two consecutive league games since 2014 when at Real Madrid..

 

Once Everton has touched you  

 

Coincidentally, Hamez was new to the team on both occasions.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 7,858]

A couple of suspensions or players missing, no midweek football. A side this good should cope.

[Nelly-Torres 6,728]

It's not very often that you see Evertonians leave the Sports Direct empty handed.

[El Dangerous 2,607]

Power Drinker Mike sent them all home with a Lonsdale goodie bag. You’ll see Hamez in his Lonsdale briefs when he’s polishing his Instagram trophy later.

[TheHowieLama 10,727]

Their keeper was the overwhelming MOTM in a match they lost.

 

 

[Madrid Diecinueve 1,146]

[Leyton388 1,239]

Have they blamed us uet?

[Anubis 17,229]

1 minute ago, Leyton388 said:

Have they blamed us uet?

St Domingo has. See the earlier couple of pages.

[El Dangerous 2,607]

Level on points with Southampton and Wolves, we don’t need a Mandalorian to tell us this is the way.

[Scooby Dudek 1,657]

I particularly like the way they state they are missing their world class players because of the derby, implying foul play. Well there was foul play and they are missing Ricarlison due to him being a dirty twat, purely his own fault but don't let that get in way of the woe is me bollocks.

[Pidge 3,713]

Two players out for running into Liverpool players, one committing a foul and the other looking for one. 

[Barrington Womble 8,522]

2 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Rodriguez out injured again my word Vvd must have done a proper number on him 

I thought he played last week and this is the 1st game he's missed? 

57 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

Actually wouldn’t mind a victory for the blues there unless united lose to arsenal today. 
 

united fans getting a little giddy for my liking need them bringing back to reality.

Yeah, either an absolute pasting or a var awarded last min pen. 

[No2 845]

4 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

I particularly like the way they state they are missing their world class players because of the derby, implying foul play. Well there was foul play and they are missing Ricarlison due to him being a dirty twat, purely his own fault but don't let that get in way of the woe is me bollocks.

Coleman gone from that game too. Carlo seems to have gotten away with that one without any grief, he had a hammy and played 2 weeks later. A player and manager combo that experienced should never have allowed that to happen. Their obsession with beating us one day had to have played a part in that awful decision. 

[Tj hooker 1,822]

6 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Rodriguez out injured again my word Vvd must have done a proper number on him

Yeah your right I'd forgotten about his rise from certain death like Lazarus last week 

[Doctor Troy 10,148]

Radio City phone in:

 

"We need Big Dunc to get up and start shouting at them, a bot of passion to get them going, Carlo just stands there sayin nothin"

 

I love the way the answer to their problems is to get Big Dunc up screaming and shouting so they know what it means to play for Everton. Not tactical nous from someone who has won 3 European cups. The only way anyone can extract a performance from Everton players is to have a former player shouting at them. 

 

Also Big Dunc sits there like a statue most games and barely gets involved when he's back on the coaching staff. 

[Numero 6,925]

Lucky to escape relegation here, boys. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 7,858]

He needs medication. Has for a while. Pity him the sad cunt.

[Tj hooker 1,822]

3 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Lucky to escape relegation here, boys. 

Davek bringing a sense of reality  into the proceedings , the fucking loon