Quantcast
*Shakes head* Everton again. - Page 2000 - FF - Football Forum - The Liverpool Way Jump to content
Fugitive

*Shakes head* Everton again.

Recommended Posts

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I like this bit, sums up Everton. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The irony of the comments underneath, fuming that Wilson should suggest they might sign promising young players from Benfica, Augsburg or Metz.

 

They've gone too deep down the rabbit hole of signing the big clubs' cast offs to listen to sanity now. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've said it before, relegation would be their ALT+CTRL+DEL.

 

It would do them the world of good.

Woahhhhh there just a goddam minute. ALT+CTRL+DEL? Like what the actual fuck? Who on earth presses THAT combo? Seriously, that is bad shit right there. "*Shakes head" alright. 

CTRL+ALT+DEL

This is not negotiable. You need to have a good look at yourself. Jesus. 

 

  • Upvote 7

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 hours ago, Чемпионы said:

Been a while since they pulled the old ‘failed his medical’ but given his injury record it’s not a surprise. Nothing to do with their recent loan based on future tv income and the news yesterday that some of that tv income was under threat, no sireee

FSG monitoring how often this tactic can be used

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That's an unforgivable brainshart. I need to go away and think about what I've done. 

No. You don't get to decide on your own punishment. You're grounded. For a week. And no PS3. And no Coco Pops. 

 

And you've got to watch the Dec 2018 derby. And turn it off after 4 minutes of extra time. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
19 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

HE’S FAILED THE MEDICAL 

 

88EF8C7E-653C-42B1-B505-44DB9CA67D2C.jpeg

This would be sooooo Everton if true and shows they're actually buying him for his Instagram followers and not anything related to football. It's almost like ancelotti is his mate and he's called him up and said "you'll never believe what these idiots are paying, come and enjoy the cash"

  • Upvote 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Bet he gets crocked within the first 5 games. Then the bitters will be calling for Brands head after he signed a crock. 

But he's a better, classier crock than any redshite player.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 hours ago, cloggypop said:

"Where else would he(James) go but Everton? No accountant would sign him, a diminishing asset on high wages who has just turned 29, even if his initial fee is £20m. It makes zero financial sense. And yet, there must also be a sense of thrill. There were questions about the appointment of Ancelotti and his suitability for Everton that have not yet been answered, but this is a clear upside: he gives the club access to players such as James and Allan who probably wouldn’t give Everton a second thought were it not for the opportunity to play for a manager they have worked with before."

 

Ooof! He obviously hasn't seen the plans for BMD or he would realise that players will be scrambling to sign for them and freeze their bollocks off while breathing in the stench of shit from the sewerage plant next door. 

  • Upvote 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, rb14 said:

No. You don't get to decide on your own punishment. You're grounded. For a week. And no PS3. And no Coco Pops. 

 

And you've got to watch the Dec 2018 derby. And turn it off after 4 minutes of extra time. 

What’s wrong with doing that. I had no choice but to leave early, fuck you!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

Bet he gets crocked within the first 5 games. Then the bitters will be calling for Brands head after he signed a crock. 

They’re great for this.
 

Pre shutdown of the league Carlo great manager getting us top 4, telling the team to play for one another.

 

Terrible performances after the re-start - that brands is a disgrace, how can poor Carlo get a tune out of these idiots 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Funny the way they are really excited over the new season after making a couple of signings.

 

Last season they were desperate for the league to be null and void because people were dying and their lives were more important and it wasnt worth it without fans at the games. 

 

People are still dying now and there's no fans still so I am at a loss to see what the difference is. 

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Holgate set to miss the opening weeks of the season with a big toe injury. Maybe the cunt can learn to lip read Portuguese or get a test fitting for a hearing aid while he's out.

  • Upvote 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Holgate set to miss the opening weeks of the season with a big toe injury. Maybe the cunt can learn to lip read Portuguese or get a test fitting for a hearing aid while he's out.

but that wouldn't suit the agenda that's ingrained in them

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Damn! That's cold!

It is. And it's no less than you deserve. ALT+CTRL+DEL. I've never heard the likes. 

4 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

What’s wrong with doing that. I had no choice but to leave early, fuck you!

I almost did too. But I stayed to the end. The joy, the unbridled elation of that goal after the bollocks that preceded it. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Funny the way they are really excited over the new season after making a couple of signings.

 

Last season they were desperate for the league to be null and void because people were dying and their lives were more important and it wasnt worth it without fans at the games. 

 

People are still dying now and there's no fans still so I am at a loss to see what the difference is. 

They'll be asking for null and void again once they start losing. Which won't take long.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Elite said:

They'll be asking for null and void again once they start losing. Which won't take long.

90 minutes at a guess.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×