*Shakes head* Everton again.

[dockers_strike]

12 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

If what we have is failure I will embrace failure with open arms

It's incredible isnt it? Most sane people would only poke fun at failure when you regularly out perform those you're aiming your failure mocking at. If you're an abject failure, the objective of mocking anyone or anything that regularly out performs you is kind of lost!

[Davelfc]

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

First team to spend £1bn without winning anything?

They'd have won the FA cup if it wasn't for those meddling kids. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

It's incredible isnt it? Most sane people would only poke fun at failure when you regularly out perform those you're aiming your failure mocking at. If you're an abject failure, the objective of mocking anyone or anything that regularly out performs you is kind of lost!

They live in a parallel universe don’t they, trying to use anything to placate themselves that they’re fine. You can’t call yourself a big club and not compete for a quarter of a century. A parochial club who say they are a big club, they want it both ways. They should be getting hammered in the media but they never do because no one cares they are merely making up the numbers and have been for years. The Hopeless Club.

[johnsusername]

Why can't they just suck it up? Fucking hell they're grown men. Just take it on the chin rather than grasping at mad straws.

 

The goal difference one is the best. I'm sure Klopp is gutted, probably crying all over his massive collection of medals. 

[aws]

They hide in our shadow. 

[johnsusername]

They finished the season with a minus 12 goal difference! What a grim season it must have been. 

 

Remember they were going to win the cup? (Not sure which one it was). But they got knocked out the FA cup by our schoolboy team, and Leicester went to Goodison and booted them out of the League Cup. 

[the chimp]

Sad bitter cunts. I'm starting to think less and less of them are OK to be honest. Growing up it was always Merseyside above all else. I'm not asking for their support but actively siding with outsiders in the wholesale slagging off of fellow Scousers, is unforgivable. Having Manc fans flying a YSB flag in a pub in Liverpool and puttibg out the welcone mat for them was frankly unbelievable, even for the bitterest blue cunt I would have thought I genuinely hope they get relegated and just fuck off. 

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’ve been a member of GOT for a few years now like a lot of you, and I have to say I get a bit annoyed when @Leyton388 and others c&p stuff from there as we can all go and see it for ourselves if we want to, but this morning reading a few pages of their Liverpool thread before I start work has brought such a smile to my face I’m going to be a hypocrite and share some here...

 

there’s a narrative...

 

Saint Domingo
Finished now though. Focus will shift to the FA Cup and Champions League (which 2 English sides are still in!) and then straight into next season. If City win the CL it will completely overshadow this as an achievement.

 

DaveK

THE INVINCIBLES
THE CENTURIONS
TRIBUTE FINISH ON 96 POINTS

 

Pilks

Don't forget the 'biggest winning margin' record, which they managed to throw away in spectacular fashion after it looked nailed on.

They needed City to drop points today for that to still happen. At home to Norwich!

5-0. 'And that's the end of THAT chapter!'

All they can claim now is 'biggest winning margin for two years'  

This has just been magnificent to watch. I've never, ever known a team to run away with a league championship yet still somehow end up looking like a gang of bedraggled yet entitled failures. I have now.

And Klopp knows it. All of the empty-stand-waving, dad-dancing, selfie-taking goons know it. The BBC and Sky know it. 'Full-kit, empty head' Hendo knows it

A Man City Champions League win will see the wall finally tumble down like the end of a Pink Floyd gig. And they won't even have needed to push it.

What an age we live in!

toffeejack 

BIGGEST WINNING MARGIN
GOLDEN BOOT
GOLDEN GLOVE
COMPETITIVE IN EVERY OTHER TROPHY

Any of the above?

Catcherintherye

I'll give you a title they can have, the got the worst goal difference compared to the 2nd place team in PL history (15 goals worse off). Essentially the least deserving title winners ever. Have that special trophy, nobody will ever break that record.

 

 

 

 

Gloriously mental, even by their standards. And encapsulated in this single sketch.

 

[Tj hooker]

Utterly fucking deluded fanbase they really will clutch at any straw to try and play our achievements down won't they. 

As regards their conviction that city will walk away with the champions league were in hell has that come from .

[KMD7]

16 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Utterly fucking deluded fanbase they really will clutch at any straw to try and play our achievements down won't they. 

As regards their conviction that city will walk away with the champions league were in hell has that come from .

Yep. I think Bayern would have fun with that defence if they get them

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, the chimp said:

Sad bitter cunts. I'm starting to think less and less of them are OK to be honest. Growing up it was always Merseyside above all else. I'm not asking for their support but actively siding with outsiders in the wholesale slagging off of fellow Scousers, is unforgivable. Having Manc fans flying a YSB flag in a pub in Liverpool and puttibg out the welcone mat for them was frankly unbelievable, even for the bitterest blue cunt I would have thought I genuinely hope they get relegated and just fuck off. 

It was frankly beyond belief that flag episode.

[Vincent Vega]

1 hour ago, Tj hooker said:

Utterly fucking deluded fanbase they really will clutch at any straw to try and play our achievements down won't they. 

As regards their conviction that city will walk away with the champions league were in hell has that come from .

I stuck a tenner on Real Madrid to win the tournament when I saw they were 25/1 the other day. City will shit the bed against them, I’m convinced. Madrid are then three games away from winning the tournament.

[Rocky Sullivan]

These are going down next season. I can feel it in my water. 

[Scott_M]

4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

If what we have is failure I will embrace failure with open arms

Quite.

They just wish they were as big as failures as us.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Quite.

They just wish they were as big as failures as us.

We currently fail better than anyone.

[Scott_M]

.

[Scott_M]

Even their own forum is trolling all their mad head fans...

 

[TheDrowningMan]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

If someone had told me a few years ago that we’d soon be finishing 50 points ahead of Everton, I would have assumed that it meant they’d had an apocalyptic, Derby County 07/08-esque season. 
 

In fact, given the choice, I doubt you would find more than a handful of their fans who wouldn’t trade this season for such a scenario. 

[Anubis]

Oh dear. Breaking news....

 

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"Hold on".

 

Is that phrase ever used to describe a good situation?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Utterly fucking deluded fanbase they really will clutch at any straw to try and play our achievements down won't they. 

They should be thankful they've got us. We give their lives meaning and we're the only fans who remember that they still exist.

[johnsusername]

Ancelotti keeps playing Richarlison on the wing even though he is a decent striker. Can't see him hanging round much longer unless they double his wages (which they might). 

 

[Anubis]

During the interview he brags about picking a fight with Van Dijk to waste five minutes. Then the ref added five minutes on at the end, Pickford went full Pickford, and Origi scored in the last few seconds. Everton lost.

 

Naturally the Bloos are wanking over him.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

54 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

"Hold on".

 

Is that phrase ever used to describe a good situation?

Depends on the circumstances, really:

 

 

Good to hold on to

 

 

 

 

Bad to hold on to

 

[Harry Squatter]

54 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

They should be thankful they've got us. We give their lives meaning and we're the only fans who remember that they still exist.

So true, they whinge about us laughing at them but no one else is even bothered about them to take the piss or even talk about them.