*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

His pinned tweet sums up a twat like him 

 

 

 

Translated as "I watched Karate Kid when I was 6 and had a connection no other kid has with Mr Miyagi and I really feel like I am as tough as Bruce Lee but in reality I have never opened my mouth when the threat of violence actually exists because I am an arrogant internet black-belt" 

 

He will either go private or be apologising within an hour I expect. 

 

It could mean "I tried Martial Arts and got my head kicked in.  Now I can't remember anything that happened more than 10 minutes ago."

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

His pinned tweet sums up a twat like him 

 

 

 

Translated as "I watched Karate Kid when I was 6 and had a connection no other kid has with Mr Miyagi and I really feel like I am as tough as Bruce Lee but in reality I have never opened my mouth when the threat of violence actually exists because I am an arrogant internet black-belt" 

 

He will either go private or be apologising within an hour I expect. 

 

When my nanna let’s me out again I will clean all my Tonka toys in the garage.

Wan on, wax off!

[Bjornebye]

Someone replied to him with this, I can't recall this happening

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-fans-deny-murder-3545736

 

[Mudface]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Someone replied to him with this, I can't recall this happening

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-fans-deny-murder-3545736

 

He told police: "I have been a season ticket holder for 41 years and I have missed 39 games in 41 years home and away.

"I have got 27,000 football programmes in the house."

 

No doubt that was completely unprompted, and he then went on to list Everton 'firsts' instead of responding to the police interview questions.

[Anubis]

I imagine he’s missed a few more games now.

[Anubis]

Turns out Johnson was convicted of murder and Woods acquitted. Using Evertonian logic I guess this makes them all murderers now, Can we label them Glass Throwers or Stabby Stabbers?

[sir roger]

Didnt really say who Woods supported , and I cant have been the only one to wonder what the derogatory comments about Liverpudlians alluded to.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

You don’t have to be a murderer to be a murderer but we’re not murderers.

[Harry Squatter]

It's going to kill them. It really is.

[Anubis]

You want to cry, Graeme, really badly.

[Pete]

Why would Robbie create an act that would stop us winning the league?

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

It's going to kill them. It really is.

Its mad how toxic they are. Even on Radio Merseyside they spout the same bitter shite. Graeme Sharp was fucking shit as well. Utter fucking shit. He wouldn't even be in our top 20 strikers ever. 

[Harry Squatter]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Its mad how toxic they are. Even on Radio Merseyside they spout the same bitter shite. Graeme Sharp was fucking shit as well. Utter fucking shit. He wouldn't even be in our top 20 strikers ever. 

No mate. That 85 team was the.best team ever and every single.player in that team was world class and would have won 5 European cups in a row ifithadntbinferderredshite.

 

Even though they lost the league and FA Cup in 1986.

[DalyanPete]

30 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

It's going to kill them. It really is.

He really gets them.

Apply formula to all that really get them = horrible bitter cunts.

(RGT)+(Insert name)=HBC.

And I ain't no mathematician

[Harry Squatter]

I love the way they whine about the bias that ex Liverpool players have in the media yet all their ex players predictably just play to the bitter gallery.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

I love the way they whine about the bias that ex Liverpool players have in the media yet all their ex players predictably just play to the bitter gallery.

I don't mind Leon Osman on MOTD to be fair. Bit of a fence sitter but comes across ok. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I don't mind Leon Osman on MOTD to be fair. Bit of a fence sitter but comes across ok. 

I should neg you, he’s a cunt.

[Harry Squatter]

Every time I see an old photo of Dixie Dean he reminds me of the woman who played the witch in the Wizard of Oz. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

46 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Every time I see an old photo of Dixie Dean he reminds me of the woman who played the witch in the Wizard of Oz. 

FUCKING RED SHOES!

[Harry Squatter]

46 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

FUCKING RED SHOES!

Housepushers...

[Bjornebye]

They'd end up executing the horse of a different colour 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They would finish 8th in the Lullabye League.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Imagine the anguish saved if they just would of paid the rent or bought the land. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They could paint the Brick yellow.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

All their strikers since Dixie have been touted as great and powerful, but turned out to be some weedy fraud.