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Looks like Kendo Nagasaki has had his mask taken off just after he has found out he has failed his driving test. 

 

Does to me anyway. 

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If Everton FC was a Simpson's character:

 

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Whilst the newborn Liverpool FC was given a free ground, little Everton, at the tender age of 13, had to carry away heavy turnstiles. And while others played in luxury had build it's own ramshackle, wooden stadium.

 

Frank Grimes | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom

 

 

 

One day, a confident financial expert befriended the unlucky little club. 

 

Those that questioned the wisdom of his patter were met with his response: "this is probably the greatest... aw, not for you. It's more of a Liverpool idea. "

 

The Gravy Tits replied: "Now wait a minute, we're twice as smart as those merderin redshite".

 

So Lyle Moshley told them: "I'll show you my idea - I give you the Everton Unicorn USM Stadium!"

 

Led by envy and bitterness, Little Everton overreached - its tiny, grasping hands borrowing money it didn't have in order to build a unicorn stadium.

 

Gravestones - Wikisimpsons, the Simpsons Wiki

 

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16 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

If Everton FC was a Simpson's character:

 

image.jpeg

 

 

 

Whilst the newborn Liverpool FC was given a free ground, little Everton, at the tender age of 13, had to carry away heavy turnstiles. And while others played in luxury had build it's own ramshackle, wooden stadium.

 

Frank Grimes | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom

 

 

 

One day, a confident financial expert befriended the unlucky little club. 

 

Those that questioned the wisdom of his patter were met with his response: "this is probably the greatest... aw, not for you. It's more of a Liverpool idea. "

 

The Gravy Tits replied: "Now wait a minute, we're twice as smart as those merderin redshite".

 

So Lyle Moshley told them: "I'll show you my idea - I give you the Everton Unicorn USM Stadium!"

 

Led by envy and bitterness, Little Everton overreached - its tiny, grasping hands borrowing money it didn't have in order to build a unicorn stadium.

 

Gravestones - Wikisimpsons, the Simpsons Wiki

 

Me, when Everton go bust.

 

 

 

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You can’t really use that against them. A quick search on Google Image will show the same badge in red with Liverpool on. I suspect there was one for every team at the time they were made.

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Just now, Doctor Troy said:

Just saw this posted on Faceaids.

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Oh my!

 

I'm guessing that the jam people produced a full range of them for all the top flight clubs. They look more than a little iffy now, though. 

 

I mean... an Everton scarf!

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1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Oh my!

 

I'm guessing that the jam people produced a full range of them for all the top flight clubs. They look more than a little iffy now, though. 

 

I mean... an Everton scarf!

plus he’s smiling 

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16 minutes ago, Anubis said:

You can’t really use that against them. A quick search on Google Image will show the same badge in red with Liverpool on. I suspect there was one for every team at the time they were made.

Yeah but I bet you couldn't get a Everton one with coupons from Raspberry or Strawberry jam. Probably not blackcurrant either

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I'm sure the reasonable and objective lads over on GOT would take a similar view to you Anubis. I bet Santo Domingo, Calvin Aldi and DaveK wouldn't hold it against the club if a Liverpool version was posted on there. 

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4 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Yeah but I bet you couldn't get a Everton one with coupons from Raspberry or Strawberry jam. Probably not blackcurrant either

Too much red in the strawberry or raspberry jam.

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Bramley Moore was up to his neck in slave trade as well apparentley. Got nothing to do with Everton but Im sure if it was the other way round there'd be a fair few of them sprouting shite against us.

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So all the players are wearing Black Lives Matter on their shirts from now. Good! Be the first time ever that Black Lives Matter in that fucking Cess Pit when we play them then. Fucking horrible, horrible twats. 

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1 hour ago, R BENO said:

Bramley Moore was up to his neck in slave trade as well apparentley. Got nothing to do with Everton but Im sure if it was the other way round there'd be a fair few of them sprouting shite against us.

I didn't even know that Bramley Moore was a person.

 

His Wikipedia page mentions his plantations in Brazil, where he entertained Charles Darwin and the crew of the Beagle. According to Darwin's Sacred Cause, Darwin was pretty horrified by the scale and barbarity of slavery in Brazil; it was one of the things that drove him to devote his life to perfecting a theory to prove conclusively that all people, irrespective of skin colour, were related.

 

Still, as you say, we can't hold it against Everton because Bramley Moore will never have anything to do with them.

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7 hours ago, benwasmydog said:

They will probably say Italian Lives Matter. Because they really really care about The Victims at Heysel. None of them can name one single person who died at Heysel. Cunts to a fucking Man. 

Yep

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9 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I didn't even know that Bramley Moore was a person.

 

His Wikipedia page mentions his plantations in Brazil, where he entertained Charles Darwin and the crew of the Beagle. According to Darwin's Sacred Cause, Darwin was pretty horrified by the scale and barbarity of slavery in Brazil; it was one of the things that drove him to devote his life to perfecting a theory to prove conclusively that all people, irrespective of skin colour, were related.

 

Still, as you say, we can't hold it against Everton because Bramley Moore will never have anything to do with them.

You build them up to knock them down

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Yeah, they’re big enough to handle it ...........

 

 

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I think we are big enough to handle it.
I've seen them win the league on numerous occasions and funnily enough, the world didn't end then, nor will it the coming weeks...and they'll still be gobshights, just gobshights with another, magic juice, VAR enhanced, asterisk title.

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If the season is completed and the title is won, why would it have an asterisk next to it??? 

 

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23 minutes ago, coachpotato said:

Can’t even spell gobshites correctly.

Dear me.

It because you cant swear on there. Sprout as much hateful bile and lies as you like, but please dont swear.

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One of the posters in there said without any irony about us rubbing their noses in it if we won it at their gaff

 

" you know for a fact if they win it at the Old Lady they will take the piss for years and never shut up about it. They lost the league at Goodison Park last season and we just went about our business and barely mentioned it afterwards"

 

They never shut up about it.

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