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8 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Ha. They just need to implode and die off. Being an Evertonian can't be good for your mental health. They are like some bitter old aunt who has never got married who brings up arguments from years ago and keeps on causing shit with family members to justify her existence because she has fuck all else going on in her life.

I've mentioned before that relegation would do them good; it would help them get a healthier perspective. 

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While we’re here it gives them something to do. 
Stops them going outside and doing other stuff, possibly to other people.

Care in the Community, that’s what we are.

It’s a burden we have to bear for the greater good.

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8 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've mentioned before that relegation would do them good; it would help them get a healthier perspective. 

Possibly but knowing them it would all be our fault and be linked back to Heysel.

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I pity them. They are so small and fragile. If we win or are awarded the PL it will break them.

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3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We they cannot count the war years as league wins as they like to do, they never won it in those years, putting millions of lives before football.

7/10 Evertonions believe that Everton actually played a part in winning WW1 because The Farm used “All Together Now” for their 1995 Cup Final Song. 

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They resume football and we win the two games we need immediately, then the season is called off.

 

” de avin played all de games so it carn count ‘

 

You know it.

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With just 4 weeks to go until everton's Bramley Moore Dock pretend stadium is opened to the everton fans, here's the short video of how the project came about 

 

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On 02/05/2020 at 00:38, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Read the first little bit, then realised it wasn’t worth reading the rest. From the look of the comments it was a good decision.

 

Life’s too short to keep processing the shit they spout.

Exactly this, I don’t read about, watch or discuss them, they’re beyond help and really are not worth any effort.

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6 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

Yes, we got twatted 4 nil and Arsenal won the league that day but Big Dunc got Martin Keown in a headlock. That showed them.

Surprised this didn't appear on that poll they had recently. 

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3 hours ago, The Golden Eel said:

Surprised this didn't appear on that poll they had recently. 

That was only since 2000. That headlock was 98. Their 4th biggest achievement of the 90's and 12th of all time. 

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Just seen a photoshop of Duncan Ferguson with Mike Tyson wearing an Everton top.

 

There were at least 4 or 5 replies of "reckon he'd batter Mike Tyson". 

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That was only since 2000. That headlock was 98. Their 4th biggest achievement of the 90's and 12th of all time. 

Ah, right. Would be interested to see 95-00 one. 

 

1. The time Big Dunc smacked xxxxx

2. The time Big Dunc headbutted xxxxxx

3. The time Big Dunc strangled xxxxxx

4. The time Big Dunc went mental at xxxxx

5. The 1996 FA Cup Final 

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5 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Ah, right. Would be interested to see 95-00 one. 

 

1. The time Big Dunc smacked xxxxx

2. The time Big Dunc headbutted xxxxxx

3. The time Big Dunc strangled xxxxxx

4. The time Big Dunc went mental at xxxxx

5. The 1996 FA Cup Final 

Fowler sniffing the line proving he is a beak head because he closed a nostril. 

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The Memoirs of Big Dunc.

 

"The time big Dunc took down Raoul Moat with nothing more than a fishing rod and a head butt".

 

"The time Big Dunc was the gunman on the grassy knoll".

 

"The time Big Dunc took down Bin Laden with a quick dig to the head".

 

"Big Dunc taught the SAS everything they know. 

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

The Memoirs of Big Dunc.

 

"The time big Dunc took down Raoul Moat with nothing more than a fishing rod and a head butt".

 

"The time Big Dunc was the gunman on the grassy knoll".

 

"The time Big Dunc took down Bin Laden with a quick dig to the head".

 

"Big Dunc taught the SAS everything they know. 

 

 

 

 

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Big Dunc knocked out Rocky when he came to Goodison when Kenwright was promoting Creed for him. 

 

Big Dunc went to Syria during the international break and head butted all the top soldiers in ISIS.

 

Big Dunc owed Lenny McLean £10,000 but Lenny McLean didnt want it back incase Big Dunc grabbed him by the throat. 

 

Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor were offered $85m to fight Big Dunc but neither took the offer because they were scared of getting life changing injuries.

 

Steven French said that Big Dunc robbed his workhorse car and suit and made him walk through the mersey tunnel in his undies.

 

 

 

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