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The Grand Old Team you hear them exclaim.

Subsidised tickets to get to the game.

The Peoples Club another myth exposed.

A decrepit stadium needing to be bulldozed.

The Old Lady we are and they say it every day.

Pity that team is really Juve.

Bitter and Proud their usual retort.

While really they’d be better following another sport.

Jealous, deluded, nasty and vile.

Redshite Murderers their usual bile.

They say we’re victims and always to blame.

The stuff they come out with puts them to shame.

Now I could go on, wax lyrical and bluster.

Get wound up and all in a fluster.

I reconcile myself with a little ditty.

The world is ours, and so is the City.

 

Tony Kirkdale. Aka VD.

 

 

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The standard of English is, of course, awful, but I think my biggest issue with it is the tonal shift. From decrying Jamie Carragher for spitting, to suggesting you would drown your children at birth if there was any danger of them being a Liverpool fan, is quite jarring.

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3 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

My word, I fucking hate them. I shouldn’t generalise as a have a few Blue mates that are normally sound. But as our Title draws ever closer even them are showing their true colours. Anyway, here’s a nice little poem for us all....

 

 

 

Blue 1

Blue 1

Player Valuation: £70m
Has this been posted here yet? CBA to check.

You descend on your city 
With red scarves raised high 
But we think you are [swearword] 
Now let me tell why 
It’s not that we felt 
Andy Carroll was wank 
Or that your socialist club is funded by a bank 
It’s not the fact that when Italians scatter 
And end up dead they really don’t matter 
It’s not even the fact that you all love John peel 
Who picked on sub 16 girls for a touch and a feel

It’s not John Aldo who will glass any man 
Who disagrees the reds are the best in the land 
Or the benefit fraudster the bad racist Tommy 
Who would throw any black person right on the bonny 

Or Bruce the backhand who felt it was fine 
To insult Howard Gayle on a pure racial line 
Or even Bill shankly who for all his trite quotes 
Was turned away at melwood by jobsworth scrotes

Or your capitalist work in the Anfield zone 
Bullying homeowners who then walked alone 
It’s not Stevie Gee and his reliance on thugs 
To cover off his [Poor language removed] of a wife and her drugs 

Or Jamie Carragher spitting at girls 
These thing are acceptable in the LFC world 
Your manager fist pumps but he’s just a phoney 
Who gurns for the cameras but if losing is moany 

It’s not even Shields the waiter coma provider 
Who could climb up the walls of a hotel like a spider 
And lo and behold when it all came out 
It wasn’t our fault it was a blue they all shout

It’s not even the obvious media bias 
All over every channel all of them liars 
It’s not the waistcoats with badges upon 
Or that horrible Scottish #### Ian St. John

It’s not even the fact that you sang a Munich song 
Then cried like biatches when the Mancs returned a wrong 
It’s not the fact that Emlyn the red 
Courted Thatcher- we’re glad they’re both dead

It’s not the fact that when Suarez overstepped the line 
You became Uruguayan cultural experts and to you that was fine 
It’s not John Bishop the celebrity wool 
Or your lad Tarby- another tory- awful 
Or the lovely Cilla- another tory prat
Or Doctor Fun the [banned word] with his duvet and hat 

It’s not Dalglish and his North London crime mates 
Or the lads who to this day away steam the gates 
That happened in Athens and if it wasn’t enough 
You taxed your own fans but you're not very tough 
Cos when the chance at Istanbul came 
You bent over with a fez to Leeds dead fans shame. 

It’s not your shabite show tunes and music played high 
To creat a faux atmos each game you all try 
To believe that what you have matters one more iota 
Than every club with their loyal fan quota

It’s the arrogance like a real spoilt kid 
Who will whitewash the disgusting things your fans did 
Who will justify anything you’ve done in the red 
As it wasn’t our fault, it was them, look what they said

It’s not Jimmy Case and his fake hard man Schtick 
Or Fowler abusing Le Saux - homophobic prick 

It’s the fact that if Fred West had stood on the kop 
You’d have talked about his building work and let the rest drop 
If Shipman had been looking after the team 
You’d have discredited the pensioners and made it seem 
That because he’s a red he is always right 
But the rest of the world knows that’s unmitigated shabite 

You play nice football that I will concede 
But it’s all sadly all lost in corporate and needy fan greed, 
The world all hates you 
Not because you are boss 
But because you are ungracious come win draw or loss

And if my kids had told me they’d been reds at birth 
I’d have drowned them at once because I know their worth 
Life matters much more than a match played by men 
Who are as loyal as their options and then one day when 
You realise that you’ve been following a corporate dream 
You’ll be stuck in yer ma’s box room tossing off to a screen 

You’ll tell tales of special nights you never attended 
And when people have a go you’ll get really offended 
And try to relate it to a tragedy or two 
As it’s your get out card so shame shame on you

The reason we hate you is simple to tell 
You think you are special - are you though? 
'Kin hell?

 

“Everton aren’t we.”

“Born not manufactured.”

“Chosen.”

 

I’m so, so thankful I wasn’t, you complete hoop.

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On der redshite forum this twat is

Taking the piss out of Nil Satis

So I sit down on my couch

And hear some 'meows!'

Now my arse is where my cat is.

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They honestly think that even City are in on the conspiracy to have us win the league at Goodison. Its cute that they think that anyone would ever give a fuck about them that much. 

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2 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

The standard of English is, of course, awful, but I think my biggest issue with it is the tonal shift. From decrying Jamie Carragher for spitting, to suggesting you would drown your children at birth if there was any danger of them being a Liverpool fan, is quite jarring.

That's just the tip of it. I can't be bothered going through it all as I only glanced at it, but they talk of racism, yet one of the lasting images of derby games is Barnes backhealing a banana off their fans. The example you use about worrying about kids, yet their own fans carry children into fights in their own stadium. I could go on and on if I could be arsed. They're is just something wrong with them all.

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They honestly think that even City are in on the conspiracy to have us win the league at Goodison. Its cute that they think that anyone would ever give a fuck about them that much. 

That's because they're fucking mental. 

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I know it's a bit of a nothing brag because no big games are ever played at Goodison and in any case it would never be Everton doing it but being the last team to win a trophy at Goodison would be the kind of nonesensical ammo that tips them over the edge.

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5 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

I know it's a bit of a nothing brag because no big games are ever played at Goodison and in any case it would never be Everton doing it but being the last team to win a trophy at Goodison would be the kind of nonesensical ammo that tips them over the edge.

They will probably win the championship before they leave Goodison. 

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It's all gone a bit quiet on the stadium front again. 

 

They have their fancy drawings released every couple of weeks and echo articles but there's never any concrete details of when they are actually going to start building it or how they are fucking paying for it. The site hasn't even been touched since they announced they would be in there by April 2020. That was in April 2016. Instead there's just a constant drip feed of shite about how it's going to transform the area and the city. The odd cryptic tweet from Dan Meis is always hailed as an exclusive.

 

It's always a vague timeline that keeps getting shifted. I think they are also worried incase anyone investigates them if Uncle Uzzy sponsors a car park for £50m.

 

The longer they stay at Goodison the more damaging it is for them. We earned £84m from gate money last year and they got £16-18m. Plus ours will go over the £100m barrier once the expansion to Anfield Road is complete in 2 years time. 

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6 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

My word, I fucking hate them. I shouldn’t generalise as a have a few Blue mates that are normally sound. But as our Title draws ever closer even them are showing their true colours. Anyway, here’s a nice little poem for us all....

 

 

 

Blue 1

And if my kids had told me they’d been reds at birth 
I’d have drowned them at once because I know their worth 
Life matters much more than a match played by men 

 

Not like them to be contradictory.

 

Drowning your owns kids at birth but life matters more than a game?

 

Yeah okay.

 

Whopper.

 

2/10. The two is for being arsed to type up such illiterate rubbish.

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My mum is currently in a home getting respite care for dementia. I went to visit her the other day and spent a bit of time with her and another dementia sufferer basically having 3 different conversations at once. It still made more sense than listening to drivel like that.

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33 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

My mum is currently in a home getting respite care for dementia. I went to visit her the other day and spent a bit of time with her and another dementia sufferer basically having 3 different conversations at once. It still made more sense than listening to drivel like that.

Most Evertonians the De Mentia plays for Juventus.

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

They honestly think that even City are in on the conspiracy to have us win the league at Goodison. Its cute that they think that anyone would ever give a fuck about them that much. 

As the great poet said, the whole world hates us... and yet the whole world is conspiring to give us the league. 

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

They honestly think that even City are in on the conspiracy to have us win the league at Goodison. Its cute that they think that anyone would ever give a fuck about them that much. 

 

Its great they spent 2 years lately bigging up City, bending over for  them hoping we dont win the league, now hating then for this. Fucking hilarious 

 

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