*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

No a patch on the proper trophy. 

What the fuck is that Lego brick the money-laundering cunts have stood it on?

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

What the fuck is that Lego brick the money-laundering cunts have stood it on?

It's the heart of a Barclay's branch manager, imprisoned within is his flinty soul.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Angie81 said:

Hahahaha

It's a bit like those threads on the GF: the "who would you rather podge, Salma Hayek or Sofia Vergara?" type threads.

 

Except, of course, us fat, skint, middle-aged, pissed-up ugly cunts have got more chance of getting conkers deep with a Hollywood goddess than Everton have of winning a major trophy.

[sir roger]

Oi . I'm not skint.

[Leyton388]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's a bit like those threads on the GF: the "who would you rather podge, Salma Hayek or Sofia Vergara?" type threads.

 

Except, of course, us fat, skint, middle-aged, pissed-up ugly cunts have got more chance of getting conkers deep with a Hollywood goddess than Everton have of winning a major trophy.

 

[Code]

If Everton played by Tahitian rules, where you get 4 points for a win, 2 points for a draw and 1 point for a loss, they would still be 11 points behind us.

[Colt Seavers]

8 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

No a patch on the proper trophy. 

I hate the fact they still give this trophy to the Championship winners.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

9 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

It might be but I cant wait to see Hendo lift it.

To be honest I'm not really bothered. Apparently there is no joy in winning the trophy as we won't have an Aguero moment so there's really nothing to see here. I was so looking forward to winning it as well, never mind. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

8 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's a bit like those threads on the GF: the "who would you rather podge, Salma Hayek or Sofia Vergara?" type threads.

 

Except, of course, us fat, skint, middle-aged, pissed-up ugly cunts have got more chance of getting conkers deep with a Hollywood goddess than Everton have of winning a major trophy.

More to the point, there's a fair chance that both Salma and Sofia might have assumed the position by the end of this season. 

[Lee909]

29 minutes ago, Code said:

If Everton played by Tahitian rules, where you get 4 points for a win, 2 points for a draw and 1 point for a loss, they would still be 11 points behind us.

And City would only have a 3pts lead

[deiseach]

The New York Times did a piece a few years back on the company that make the European Cup:

Quote

Just last week, Valentina Losa, the chief executive of G.D.E. Bertoni, which makes the trophy, was entertaining several visitors in a conference room at her company’s factory. Suddenly, an outside vendor who had just finished making a delivery poked his head in to say goodbye. When he saw there were hundreds of trophies lining the walls, all manufactured by Bertoni, he could not resist stepping in to look around. 

 

But the vendor did not focus on the tennis trophies or the Olympic medals or even the replica of the FIFA World Cup trophy, whose twisted golden ball is world renowned. Instead he asked, “Can I?” and nodded toward the silver Champions League trophy. Losa smiled, and the vendor hoisted it in the air, grunting at its heft and grinning at its shine.

 

“This happens a lot,” Losa said after the vendor — who requested multiple cellphone photos — finally departed. “It’s the most common request by far.”

No one has ever gone into a room where the European Cup and Premier League trophy, or their replicas, are on display and reached for the latter first.

[Sugar Ape]

[Sugar Ape]

I’ve been reading the replies to this for about 20 minutes. 
 

 

[johnsusername]

18 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

Not me, let me tell you.

 

I'll just be sat there all "sure, this seems nice, but I can't enjoy it because that trophy is shit."

I didn't say I wouldn't enjoy winning the league. The actual trophy, however, is the very definition of 'tin pot'! 

[johnsusername]

4 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’ve been reading the replies to this for about 20 minutes. 
 

 

That's the worst tweet I've ever seen. I'm amazed red roses were allowed. 

[Strontium]

9 hours ago, Colt Seavers said:

I hate the fact they still give this trophy to the Championship winners.

 

Because it means Everton still have a chance of winning it.

[Anubis]

38 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’ve been reading the replies to this for about 20 minutes. 
 

 

Why is he taking a shit at the top of the Liver Building?

[dockers_strike]

10 hours ago, Colt Seavers said:

I hate the fact they still give this trophy to the Championship winners.

They dont. The Football League gave us the original and they had another similar one made with The Championship engraved on it.

[Davelfc]

Are the bitters shitting themselves tonight after their boasting about Uncle Uzzys flagrant disregard for FFP? 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Philtrum said:

Are the bitters shitting themselves tonight after their boasting about Uncle Uzzys flagrant disregard for FFP? 

It'd be hilarious if they sneaked into the CL on the back of Man City being banned, then got banned themselves.

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

Are the bitters shitting themselves tonight after their boasting about Uncle Uzzys flagrant disregard for FFP? 

UEFA would just piss themselves and hold them up as an example to would be cheats that they will never prosper.

[Davelfc]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

It'd be hilarious if they sneaked into the CL on the back of Man City being banned, then got banned themselves.

I'd laugh up a kidney if that happened. 

[KMD7]

6 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’ve been reading the replies to this for about 20 minutes. 
 

 

That's just brilliant. My pick of the replies

 

[Davelfc]

"Ifithadnabinfer City cheating they'd have finished 4th and qualified for the Champions League in 13/14."

 

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

24 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

Are the bitters shitting themselves tonight after their boasting about Uncle Uzzys flagrant disregard for FFP? 

In case any of you are interested, there is a guy in Russia who makes YouTube videos about all the corrupt politicians. He has been put in prison several times and will probably be killed one of these days, but he keeps doing it.

 

Here is the video he made about Usmanov and his corruption (you'll have to put English subtitles on, but it's worth it). It's hilarious how open he is about the whole thing, he barely even pretends that he's not paying massive bribes to politicians in exchange for support with his business concerns. As a bonus, it shows Usmanov's massive mansion.