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10 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I don’t get how apparently everyone hates us yet are willing to conspire to help us 

I was hoping aws would show us this through the medium of dance, but Evertonian pub bores have ruined that as well.

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4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You always find scientists with rock solid evidence of wrongdoing in pubs. Why else would you go there?


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24 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I don’t get how apparently everyone hates us yet are willing to conspire to help us 

Duh! It's because they fear the Powers That Be. 

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25 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I don’t get how apparently everyone hates us yet are willing to conspire to help us 

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It will make my day if we land the title at their shit hole. Imagine an empty ground with just reds belting out our anthem! It would also just add another nail into their battered coffin. 

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Just watched Match of the Day. Pickford has serious mental problems. I could see Ancelotti binning him off as soon as he can he's a massive liability. Apart from that he plays like it's a five a side game at school, absolutely brain dead. 

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As a season ticket holder I’d prefer it if we won the title at Anfield, then our next game being them. Their players having to line up and applaud us onto the pitch would be just too funny. 

 

While that’s possible, I don’t think it’s probable and if we are going to win it early then it will be a bit later on. 
 

 

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29 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

As a season ticket holder I’d prefer it if we won the title at Anfield, then our next game being them. Their players having to line up and applaud us onto the pitch would be just too funny. 

 

While that’s possible, I don’t think it’s probable and if we are going to win it early then it will be a bit later on. 
 

 

Well, we've already won it bar the shouting. In my very humble opinion! But I know what you mean. A lot of folk seem to be getting mixed up with where the title is officially won and when we get our hands on the trophy.

 

Officially, no one has to give the Champions a guard of honour. That's just crept in recently.

 

It doesnt matter where the title is actually won, the Champions can specify when and where they want the trophy presentation to take place. That could be anywhere, on the steps of St George's Hall, at an oppos ground or at their home ground.

 

The reality is, Liverpool will want it presented at Anfield. Even if it is 'won' with 6 or 7 games to go, Im also pretty sure Jurgen will only want it presented at the last home game of the season and, I suspect after the final whistle.

 

We're gonna have a party that day.

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5 hours ago, Reckoner said:

My mate said and he does media studies.

 

5 hours ago, Johnlj said:

We go the pub, that's what we do. 

 

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Was he drinking in the Dispensary.

 

2 hours ago, Reckoner said:

I don’t get how apparently everyone hates us yet are willing to conspire to help us 

Absolutely loving the responses to this.

 

It's mad how much fun you can have with just one deluded Bloo bellend.

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I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

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2 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

Hey, all know there's only one "powers that be"

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16 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

A guard of honour and put flowers on their grave, least we could do

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19 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

Once Usmanov slaps the money on the table and they move to their brand new stadium we might have to sooner rather than later.

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2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Well, we've already won it bar the shouting. In my very humble opinion! But I know what you mean. A lot of folk seem to be getting mixed up with where the title is officially won and when we get our hands on the trophy.

 

Officially, no one has to give the Champions a guard of honour. That's just crept in recently.

 

It doesnt matter where the title is actually won, the Champions can specify when and where they want the trophy presentation to take place. That could be anywhere, on the steps of St George's Hall, at an oppos ground or at their home ground.

 

The reality is, Liverpool will want it presented at Anfield. Even if it is 'won' with 6 or 7 games to go, Im also pretty sure Jurgen will only want it presented at the last home game of the season and, I suspect after the final whistle.

 

We're gonna have a party that day.

Last game against the chavs and after what happened in 2014 it will be perfect that those twats have to give us s guard of honour.

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7 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Wonder where his mate got his sports science degree? Did he buy it online from trump university or something? Silly old me thought the point of PEDs was not to enhance your performance the moment you take them like a couple of lines of coke boost your night out and some Viagra gets your cock going for 12 hours, but instead it's to help you train in a way that allows you to build the strength/speed etc you would not otherwise be able to do, hence why sports men and women get tested out of season as well as in season and why they need to make themselves available at all times and not just on match day. They really are fucking mental Evertonians. Maybe klopp is injecting coke into the half time oranges, which is why we get so many late goals? My mate who works for Delta and has all the street rats grafting in his cabs says he's seen the pattern. 

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Hendo taking his Bavarian-supplied drugs just before he walks out onto the field against Salzburg.

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3 hours ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

They would follow tradition.  The Boo boys would make a bit of a racket mind.

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1 hour ago, magicrat said:

They would follow tradition.  The Boo boys would make a bit of a racket mind.

Its the good Corinthian spirit that they go on about so much.

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6 hours ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

Ancelotti has never struck me as a prick or bad loser though. 

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23 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Shit, one of the mentalists on GOT has a mate that’s got a Sports Science degree. He’s noticed a pattern in our performances. It looks like our PEDS can only be sourced at home or Austria and Germany. Jurgen needs to get better dealers................

 

 

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Speaking to my mate last night in the pub. The game was on in the background, basically all the Liverpool fans in the pub are ones who have never been to Anfield or are of a certain age who went "home and away" for year but for some reason stopped going about 25 years ago and now never bother even when they get given tickets on a plate. 

Anyway, my mate did a Sports Science degree and reckons they are definitely taking some form of performance enhancing drugs. 

He us convinced that their results in Europe last year show a pattern.

They didn't win a game away in the Champions League last year apart from Porto who are useless and Bayern. They were easily beaten by Napoli, PSG, Red Star and Barcelona. My mate is convinced that the only reason they beat a decent Bayern so convincingly is that Klopp must know someone in Germany who either brings them the gear or makes it there. 

Every home game the were able to batter teams into submission or significantly out run them after having hard league games. Milner was still charging round like a 21 year old in injury time against Barcelona.

Might sound a bit far fetched but even in the final they looked completely shattered after 60 minutes. They also got a nice helping hand (literally) off Spurs and got another penalty in the first minute.

Even this season they were again beaten easily by Napoli, Genk would get beaten by most mid table Premier League teams yet in the final game against Salzburg they managed to turn it on against a team who have easy games most weeks and dont have to put in massive effort every week. The conspiracy theorist that my mate is reckons they somehow got hold of these PEDs as Austria is next to Germany. 

Even the World Club Championship they had 2 hard games that they laboured through but as soon as they land back in the UK they are able to outperform a Leicester team who had been in good form and batter them 4-0 despite them having a longer rest and no 7 hour flight.


I have a sports science degree, and Im crying with laughter here.

 

Ive seen many ridiculous conspiracies, but this one tops them all.

 

 

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You don't have to have a sports science degree to apply none of it's principles to a hypothesis, but he does have a sports science degree

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