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2 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Sky have moved the Derby to a Monday night. 16th March. 

One for the shitness of modern football?

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2 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Sky have moved the Derby to a Monday night. 16th March. 

 

Pretty sure the Gary Mac derby was on a bank holiday Monday. We played the Barca second leg on the Thursday.

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1 minute ago, Trumo said:

 

Pretty sure the Gary Mac derby was on a bank holiday Monday. We played the Barca second leg on the Thursday.

It was, on Easter Monday 

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Shit, one of the mentalists on GOT has a mate that’s got a Sports Science degree. He’s noticed a pattern in our performances. It looks like our PEDS can only be sourced at home or Austria and Germany. Jurgen needs to get better dealers................

 

 

Calvin Aldi

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Player Valuation: £500k
Speaking to my mate last night in the pub. The game was on in the background, basically all the Liverpool fans in the pub are ones who have never been to Anfield or are of a certain age who went "home and away" for year but for some reason stopped going about 25 years ago and now never bother even when they get given tickets on a plate. 

Anyway, my mate did a Sports Science degree and reckons they are definitely taking some form of performance enhancing drugs. 

He us convinced that their results in Europe last year show a pattern.

They didn't win a game away in the Champions League last year apart from Porto who are useless and Bayern. They were easily beaten by Napoli, PSG, Red Star and Barcelona. My mate is convinced that the only reason they beat a decent Bayern so convincingly is that Klopp must know someone in Germany who either brings them the gear or makes it there. 

Every home game the were able to batter teams into submission or significantly out run them after having hard league games. Milner was still charging round like a 21 year old in injury time against Barcelona.

Might sound a bit far fetched but even in the final they looked completely shattered after 60 minutes. They also got a nice helping hand (literally) off Spurs and got another penalty in the first minute.

Even this season they were again beaten easily by Napoli, Genk would get beaten by most mid table Premier League teams yet in the final game against Salzburg they managed to turn it on against a team who have easy games most weeks and dont have to put in massive effort every week. The conspiracy theorist that my mate is reckons they somehow got hold of these PEDs as Austria is next to Germany. 

Even the World Club Championship they had 2 hard games that they laboured through but as soon as they land back in the UK they are able to outperform a Leicester team who had been in good form and batter them 4-0 despite them having a longer rest and no 7 hour flight.

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1 minute ago, DimReaper said:

Hard to argue with any of that


Especially when there’s a pattern like that, something is amiss. You’d think Jurgen wouldn’t be that stupid. If anyone with a degree can spot it, what must WADA think. 

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They are genuinely mental. Its fucking hilarious. Constructing all kinds of elaborate theories just to try their very best to take away a prize we haven't even won yet.

 

They're so desperate it's tragic. We're so great it's magic.

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That Calvin Aldi is a fucking mentalist. His posts about crippling our players during the derby were doing the rounds on Twatter and Facebook.

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So a club that operates at world level can only source drugs from GermanY and Austria. I believe I’ve spotted a pattern in Mr Sport Science Degree’s theory. If one were to represent it as a piece of cheese it would look like this....

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Anubis said:

So a club that operates at world level can only source drugs from GermanY and Austria. I believe I’ve spotted a pattern in Mr Sport Science Degree’s theory. If one were to represent it as a piece of cheese it would look like this....

 

 

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Gorgonzola!

 

I am quite happy for the blues to continue their obsession with a team who are nothing more than a geographical rival to them as it means they are completely refusing to confront their own problems while doing so. They have got one thing in common with Man City,not the current set up but the one of the late 1970s and early 1980s who used to change managers like socks. Shine on you crazy diamonds.

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6 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

His mate who did a "Sports Science degree" but works at sports direct. 

But he’s allowed to sell the protein mats bars in there. Not everyone is allowed to.

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Out of 7 Champions League games away from Anfield we never won any, apart from the 3 we won, so there's definitely a pattern.

 

The Prosecution rests.

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1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Out of 7 Champions League games away from Anfield we never won any, apart from the 3 we won, so there's definitely a pattern.

 

The Prosecute rests.

You don't have to lose all your Champions League games to lose all your Champions League games. But they have lost all their Champions league games.

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1 hour ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Shit, one of the mentalists on GOT has a mate that’s got a Sports Science degree. He’s noticed a pattern in our performances. It looks like our PEDS can only be sourced at home or Austria and Germany. Jurgen needs to get better dealers................

 

 

Calvin Aldi

Calvin Aldi

Player Valuation: £500k
Speaking to my mate last night in the pub. The game was on in the background, basically all the Liverpool fans in the pub are ones who have never been to Anfield or are of a certain age who went "home and away" for year but for some reason stopped going about 25 years ago and now never bother even when they get given tickets on a plate. 

Anyway, my mate did a Sports Science degree and reckons they are definitely taking some form of performance enhancing drugs. 

He us convinced that their results in Europe last year show a pattern.

They didn't win a game away in the Champions League last year apart from Porto who are useless and Bayern. They were easily beaten by Napoli, PSG, Red Star and Barcelona. My mate is convinced that the only reason they beat a decent Bayern so convincingly is that Klopp must know someone in Germany who either brings them the gear or makes it there. 

Every home game the were able to batter teams into submission or significantly out run them after having hard league games. Milner was still charging round like a 21 year old in injury time against Barcelona.

Might sound a bit far fetched but even in the final they looked completely shattered after 60 minutes. They also got a nice helping hand (literally) off Spurs and got another penalty in the first minute.

Even this season they were again beaten easily by Napoli, Genk would get beaten by most mid table Premier League teams yet in the final game against Salzburg they managed to turn it on against a team who have easy games most weeks and dont have to put in massive effort every week. The conspiracy theorist that my mate is reckons they somehow got hold of these PEDs as Austria is next to Germany. 

Even the World Club Championship they had 2 hard games that they laboured through but as soon as they land back in the UK they are able to outperform a Leicester team who had been in good form and batter them 4-0 despite them having a longer rest and no 7 hour flight.

When I read stuff like that I always think of the end of this.

 

"How do you think that sounds, huh?"

"Quite, quite mad."

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24 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

When I read stuff like that I always think of the end of this.

 

"How do you think that sounds, huh?"

"Quite, quite mad."

If you win that European cup again I will press this fuckin fire alarm 

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If we have PED suppliers in Austria, Germany and the UK you would think we could get some in Spain or particularly Italy. This club makes me sick.

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