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5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just had a barney with some twat I went to school with on twitter. Bitterest of blues. Posted calling our fans shithouses because they don't do a "meet the bus" for Everton but do for City , mans etc. All I replied was that everton aren't big enough for anyone to be arsed. Instantly started getting nasty and personal then completely made something up to make me look a cunt and then blocked me. Fucking maniacs. 

What did he make up that definitely wasn't true?

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10 minutes ago, rotoq said:

What did he make up that definitely wasn't true?

Accused me of in-boxing some married bird but didn't say who. Absolute bollocks because I never have. I went to private message him and ask him who the fuck he was on about and he had just blocked me. Shithouse tactic to make me look a cunt because I had him up the wall with one response about his shite fucking pointless little club. 

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Accused me of in-boxing some married bird but didn't say who. Absolute bollocks because I never have. I went to private message him and ask him who the fuck he was on about and he had just blocked me. Shithouse tactic to make me look a cunt because I had him up the wall with one response about his shite fucking pointless little club. 

What was her name?

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If you’ve still got mutual followers just put up about that time at school he confided in you that he’d licked his cat’s arse out.

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Accused me of in-boxing some married bird but didn't say who. Absolute bollocks because I never have. I went to private message him and ask him who the fuck he was on about and he had just blocked me. Shithouse tactic to make me look a cunt because I had him up the wall with one response about his shite fucking pointless little club. 

Bit of an extreme reaction, no?!

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Its brilliant the Evertonians seem to know the most innocuous or random story about Liverpool players as long as it is negative or even might be half true. 

 

A few still refer to Firmino as a racist even though he was investigated and there was no case to answer. 

 

Theres the myth of Shankly being an Evertonian before he died.

 

A few were banging on about Liverpool making a former club secretary hang himself. 

 

Evertonians are like bitter old women who gossip about people and make stuff up or insinuate loads of shite about them.without having the guts to actually say it. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Accused me of in-boxing some married bird but didn't say who. Absolute bollocks because I never have. I went to private message him and ask him who the fuck he was on about and he had just blocked me. Shithouse tactic to make me look a cunt because I had him up the wall with one response about his shite fucking pointless little club. 

Fear not brother, I have been in the boxes of some married women I wish I never had, and some I wish I had, but the only box I'm truly glad to say I've never been in and never had the desire to be in, are those shite ones above the paddock at wood-I-son, would I fuck.

 

You win brother.  

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Fear not brother, I have been in the boxes of some married women I wish I never had, and some I wish I had, but the only box I'm truly glad to say I've never been in and never had the desire to be in, are those shite ones above the paddock at wood-I-son, would I fuck.

 

You win brother.  

 

 

 

 

I shagged a woman once. True story.

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Go ‘ed Unsy, lad. Still some silverware to be had this season. Show the Don how it’s done.


#ForgottenHero  #NotAllHeroesEatPasta

 

 

 

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Its a superb thread

 

Getting Rid of All Me Nike Clobber Because of THAT kit deal!!!

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Refused to bank with Standard Chartered when living in Ghana, banked in South Africa rather than associate myself in any way with 'them' and Zanussi, Crown, Carlsberg, Nivea and Western Union can all do one too !
 
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7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Instantly started getting nasty and personal then completely made something up to make me look a cunt

“You weren’t saying all this when you had my cock up your arse”

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8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just had a barney with some twat I went to school with on twitter. Bitterest of blues. Posted calling our fans shithouses because they don't do a "meet the bus" for Everton but do for City , mans etc. All I replied was that everton aren't big enough for anyone to be arsed. Instantly started getting nasty and personal then completely made something up to make me look a cunt and then blocked me. Fucking maniacs. 

Chuck a science book at the fukka. 

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