*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, paddyberger said:

Did you register? Sounds like a few others have too.

Yeah. Got called red-shite with my first post so don't bother posting now. Funny to read some of the shite on there though. Keeps you humble as a fairly normal human being. 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

[Le Duan]

What news on the recently discovered goal machine, Calvert-Lewis?

[Leyton388]

Just now, Le Duan said:

What news on the recently discovered goal machine, Calvert-Lewis?

Was last seen in Gomez's pocket.

[Le Duan]

That Richarlison is one spoiled, nasty twat - he launched into Lallana seconds after not getting a foul he wanted

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[an tha]

He's a good egg that Ste Kelly

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Special K said:

Although it won't stop then from trying, that's it for them.

 

They haven't got any excuses left. No dodgy pens, VAR, doping bullshit, referee conspiracies.

 

Simply put, they've just been easily outclassed by a bunch of kids. They are fucked and I think a lot of them are starting to realise it

 

It's wonderful

What about Usmanov and the new stadium though?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, an tha said:

He's a good egg that Ste Kelly

Ha thats my birds Dads name. Its just stopped her hitting me for 30 seconds. 

 

Needed a piss earlier. I felt like fucking Roadrunner 

 

 

[johnsusername]

56 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ha ha. They actually organised a meet up in a street near Woodison, to walk to Anfield singing.

 

 

 

 

Singing about Ancelotti like he's won them the European Cup. 

[johnsusername]

Noticed during the game that Duncan Ferguson has got a bad egg in the nest. 

[SlugTrail]

Just niked this off twitter

[Le Duan]

Couldn’t make out many of the songs today. Can anyone help? Ta

[The Golden Eel]

3 hours ago, TheDrowningMan said:

I thought it interesting just how scared their players looked. Many of them had body language - even before the goal - that seemed to say “oh fuck, we can’t lose this one...”.
 

Look, they’re going to get a result eventually, but the lack of success in this fixture is really weighing on them.

Big time. They were absolutely bricking it under the weight of expectation. There was a shot of Ferguson at some point in the first quarter of the game and he looked like he was feeling the pressure even then. Hard to believe how comfortable that last 20 minutes was too. Half a team of kids who have no league experience at all and a rag-tag bunch of squad players who don't often play together and we absolutely bossed them at the exact time their first XI should have been piling into us. Hilarious 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Le Duan said:

Couldn’t make out many of the songs today. Can anyone help? Ta

Gary Macca Gary Gary Macca

Gary Macca Gary Gary Macca 

[Le Duan]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Gary Macca Gary Gary Macca

Gary Macca Gary Gary Macca 

To the tune of? Thanks

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

To the tune of? Thanks

Allouette

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Couldn’t make out many of the songs today. Can anyone help? Ta

Going to have a party when Tottenham win the Cup

 

Haven't won a trophy since 1995

 

Couldn't reach the crossbar, he's only got little arms

 

All to the same tune

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Couldn’t make out many of the songs today. Can anyone help? Ta

Ain't nobody like Joe Gomez quite rightly got an airing.

[Le Duan]

7 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Allouette

Nice one - thank you

[s(k)aturation]

 

It would be nice to win the League at Anfield of course - BUT, our 30th League game of the season is due to be at Goodison I think.

 

Imagine remaining unbeaten til then, AND winning the League there that day, by BREAKING our record unbeaten start to a season (which Everton ended at 29 games, in 1988)

 

I'm not being cruel, just ironic, I promise.

 

 

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

 

... we'd need to be 24 points clear to be mathematical.  

 

A fantasy, but still.

[coachpotato]

13 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

... we'd need to be 24 points clear to be mathematical.  

 

A fantasy, but still.

Wouldn’t put anything past us currently.

Although it would be nicer to win the League at home in front of our own supporters than there amongst all the bile and hatred there’d be.

[Einch]

They really are cosmically shit. 

[Bob]

17 minutes ago, coachpotato said:

Wouldn’t put anything past us currently.

Although it would be nicer to win the League at home in front of our own supporters than there amongst all the bile and hatred there’d be.

Apparently (the blues on GOT have done the maths and I’m taking them at their word) we win it there (by winning, so no guard of honour) if us, city and Leicester carry on at the same rate of gaining points we all have so far.

 

(not sure if this assumes we win our game in hand, or what).

 

so it feels extremely unlikely. To think we will only drop 2 points between now and then is unlikely, but to assume city in particular will lose another bunch of games is even more so.

 

all in all, I don’t think it’s even slightly likely to happen.