*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Angie81]

They’re fucking demented and I’d know I was married to one.

[El Dangerous]

I always find the best reply to him is a cliche said with a straight face. "Because we're the most succesful team in English football, best fans in the world, it was a good draw for you but we won't win the league until we can put smaller teams away." He just fumes and quickly resorts to calling us murderers. 

 

Never get this from any United fans and we're actually proper rivals, well maybe not in a competitive sense.

[SlugTrail]

5 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

I always find the best reply to him is a cliche said with a straight face. "Because we're the most succesful team in English football, best fans in the world, it was a good draw for you but we won't win the league until we can put smaller teams away." He just fumes and quickly resorts to calling us murderers. 

 

Never get this from any United fans and we're actually proper rivals, well maybe not in a competitive sense.

That's the problem really, we haven't been rivals since the late 80's and the resentment has grown exponentially compounded by twats like Moyes who used their bitterness and hatred towards us to keep himself employed without any pressure.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

Big Sam is drooling over this.

[Mcfaggen]

9 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

That is exactly what is going on. Irrespective of their own league position, spurs gave away a penalty to ensure that Liverpool remain top. 

I’ve always hated Tottenham, perhaps even irrationally at times. Perhaps I should reassess. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

20 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Big Sam is drooling over this.

Just Big Sam then?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

8 minutes ago, Mcfaggen said:

I’ve always hated Tottenham, perhaps even irrationally at times. Perhaps I should reassess. 

Wind your neck in before people catch on. They've never betrayed the compact: lost yesterday; lost the Rumbelows C League against us.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, El Dangerous said:

 

"How comes when every other cunt has their song played before a match Sky Sports go to the adverts but when yous are on they show you singing it?"

 

Why don't Sky show some 1960s TV theme being played over a tannoy?

 

If Bloos were honest about it, they would admit it's shit. If you ever have the misfortune of being on County Road a couple of minutes before their kick off, you will be delayed by hundreds of them ambling out of the pub towards the ground while that garbage is playing.  If they can't be arsed about it, why should Sky?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

Be funny if Spurs twat them next Sunday.

If Spurs play half as well as they did against us it won't even be a contest.

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Why don't Sky show some 1960s TV theme being played over a tannoy?

 

If Bloos were honest about it, they would admit it's shit. If you ever have the misfortune of being on County Road a couple of minutes before their kick off, you will be delayed by hundreds of them ambling out of the pub towards the ground while that garbage is playing.  If they can't be arsed about it, why should Sky?

 

12 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Why don't Sky show some 1960s TV theme being played over a tannoy?

 

If Bloos were honest about it, they would admit it's shit. If you ever have the misfortune of being on County Road a couple of minutes before their kick off, you will be delayed by hundreds of them ambling out of the pub towards the ground while that garbage is playing.  If they can't be arsed about it, why should Sky?

Quite appropriate that a fictional tv series  based on a new town,rumoured to be Kirkby at the time,should be used for a team soon to have only the option of building a fictional new stadium there.

[Harry Squatter]

Just replied to that Davoth Kelly on Twatter that Liverpool have more power and influence than most Bond villains and Spectre. He replied thinking I'm an Evertonian being deadly serious. 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

You should be careful what you wish for, Ste....

 

 

ste d' indica

We always hang in a Buffalo Stance

 

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[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

[sir roger]

No Silva lining there , good finish by Digne.

[Leyton388]

7 hours ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

 

Genius

[index1000]

17 hours ago, Mcfaggen said:

I’ve always hated Tottenham, perhaps even irrationally at times. Perhaps I should reassess. 

How can you hate Tottenham? 

What do you do for a living club seals?

 

[Code]

17 hours ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

 

HAHAHA that was amazing.

[an tha]

Ahh bless 'em - the shiny plazzy flags are out at the pit tonight.

 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Everton/status/1189225231191293957/photo/1

 

 

[Red_or_Dead]

Thanks to You Tube's algorithm this popped up on my You Tube page today:

 

 

Sidestepping the absolute bellend whose video it is, skip to 2:45 for comedy gold.  Also sadly the cuckoo clock room has gone!

 

 

 

[Angie81]

I’d love Watford to fucking pound the cunts! It’s a shame they’re dead shit.

[an tha]

2 minutes ago, Angie81 said:

I’d love Watford to fucking pound the cunts! It’s a shame they’re dead shit.

And fielding their reserves against the bitters best side.

[deiseach]

37 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Thanks to You Tube's algorithm this popped up on my You Tube page today:

 

 

Sidestepping the absolute bellend whose video it is, skip to 2:45 for comedy gold.  Also sadly the cuckoo clock room has gone!

That came up for me as well. I thought the lad doing it was all right. He was switched on enough to spot said comedy gold.

[Lee909]

Am I right this games not on tv

[manwiththestick]

Even the BBC are taking the piss out of them..

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

Ahh bless 'em - the shiny plazzy flags are out at the pit tonight.

 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Everton/status/1189225231191293957/photo/1

 

 

One of my mates posted footage on Facie of a load of the sad twats waving them when the shit siren was going off.

 

Just when you think you can't cringe any harder, Everton inspire you.