*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Their Everton stuff certainly is. It’s basically just that O’Keefe bloke who used to work for the Echo. They had a piece on Theo Walcott the other day as well. He’s turned a corner, working harder than ever and his Everton career is only just beginning. The future’s bright. 

Sounds funnier than Viz. Where do I sign up?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Pickford is really not very good, is he?

[Red74]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

There’s just time to reflect on a midweek article from the Athletic’s resident bluenose writers after Everton’s magnificent victory over West Ham United last weekend. 

 

 

 

Think we now know the true identity of GOT’s resident bore - Catcher in the Rye

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Once you’ve been touched by Everton.

 

Makes me laugh. For years I thought my grandad was a red. Then my dad told me him and my uncle went to Anfield as it was cheaper (we were in division 2) after his dad died and as a bit of rebellion from his big brother who was older and wound his dad up when he started going Anfield 

In fairness it works the wrong way as well, one of my cousins rebelled against his dad and supported Bolton wanderers rather than liverpool 

[Special K]

Just thought I'd come on to say, that was a penalty. Unlucky blueshites

[Mudface]

16 minutes ago, Special K said:

Just thought I'd come on to say, that was a penalty. Unlucky blueshites

The only wrong thing about it was that Keane didn't get sent off.

[Harry Squatter]

Oh Everton we're all laughing at you 

 

[niallers]

Oh Everton, we're all laughing at you. 

You couldn't have written a better script even if you tried for their game today.

Horrible mistake from little arms, morale boosting comeback only for the powers that be to cruelly and unjustly rob them of certain victory, before the world's best left full to utterly kill all their hopes in the last minute. 

 

[Anubis]

First on MOTD though...

[KMD7]

13 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Fuck them, hope they go down. 

To the conference, forever.

[Harry Squatter]

When Tottenham win der cup... 

 

Bill Oddie knew what was going to happen a few weeks later which is why he didnt join in.

[Stouffer]

Remember when they thought Pickford was better than Billy the fish and Lev Yashin combined?

[Harry Squatter]

Loads of them believed that Pickford was better than Allisson. Even when he won the three different golden gloves awards they still believed Allisson was overrated because he plays for the media darlings that is Liverpool. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I don't often call it right, but when they first signed him - when even a few Reds were saying it looked like a coup - I pointed out that there's a precedent for what happens when you put your faith in a highly-rated shot-stopper from relegation-fodder Sunderland after his first season in the Premier League. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

37 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Remember when they thought Pickford was better than Billy the fish and Lev Yashin combined?

I do, it was yesterday morning before the game. No matter how many times he makes of bollox of it, it doesn't take long before one of theirs is the best on Merseyside again.

They never learn.

[VladimirIlyich]

51 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I don't often call it right, but when they first signed him - when even a few Reds were saying it looked like a coup - I pointed out that there's a precedent for what happens when you put your faith in a highly-rated shot-stopper from relegation-fodder Sunderland after his first season in the Premier League. 

It wasn't really difficult to spot. Paying way over the odds for an English goalkeeper with nothing more than 'potential' usually ends in tears.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

21 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It wasn't really difficult to spot. Paying way over the odds for an English goalkeeper with nothing more than 'potential' usually ends in tears.

But if you mentioned that to them at the time, it was because you were jealous and scared and your head had fallen off.

[Paulie Dangerously]

13 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Pickford is really not very good, is he?

I remember workbloo telling me how he was a better keeper than Mignolet when they signed him 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Remember when they thought Pickford was better than Billy the fish and Lev Yashin combined?

 

Genuine question: was Big Lev better than Big Nev?

[redinblack62]

17 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Aye, I tell you what, they better start picking up points or they might get in a spot of bother.

 

I'm genuinely concerned for them, I really am.

15th December is a win/win for them really, both of their favourite teams

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

[Trumo]

12 minutes ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

 

 

Haven't heard a laugh like that since Durango demolished his chair.

[Harry Squatter]

Get ready for a stadium update or a cryptic tweet off Dan Meis around Tuesday or Wednesday.

[Angie81]

They’re over there now with a thread on why Leicester are 3rd and not them. One of them actually says Leicester have better players and they would sooner have the Leicester players than some of their own. Yet according to some of them they have better players than us, you couldn’t make this shit up but they do, everyday.

[Chocoholic]

19 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Funny as fuck on there tonight 

 

On Rodgers(as if he'd leave Leicester for them) 

 

 

Oh and 

 

Moyes had won sod-all before he came here . 

 

 

He'd won fuck all when he left either

Nice little deceptive shimmy, sidestepping Klopp's back-to-back Bundesliga titles, plus the German Cup in the same season as the second of those titles, plus a Champions League final appearance.