*Shakes head* Everton again.

[aws]

7 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

They've about as much chance of winning as the spartans at Themopylae.

Nil Victoria Nisi Machineguns. 

[Dr Nowt]

5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

I remember Alan Stubbs saying "Liverpool should do better given their huge resources over the years"

 

Also the majority of Evertonians used to make you believe that they were held back under Moyes while BGB was in sole charge. They always used to say they wouldn't waste the amount of money we did on shite.

This is my favourite bit of the whole Mosheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeri debacle.

 

The way they seamlessly went from sniffing "If football is only about money I'd sooner keep our dignity than be successful" to a wide-eyed "Slap the money down on the table, we've bought the liver buildings, imagine redshite heads exploding when we take their best players and blow everyone else out of the water" just tore their final fig leaf of a moral high ground excuse away. Forever.

 

Now they're just a really shit midtable club because they're run poorly and piss insane amounts of money away on shite.

 

Agent Farhad...tek a boo son, tek a boo.

[an tha]

Sarnies and songs for their manc pals in the brick.

[Anubis]

7 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Seriously, their best player is probably Richarlison who spends half the time on the floor because he's a diving cunt, also blows hot and cold. It really is a shit list. 

 

And is the most miserable fucker on the face of the planet.

[Harry Squatter]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

And is the most miserable fucker on the face of the planet.

You would be though if your agent got you a £50m move and you ended up at Everton.

 

[TheHowieLama]

10 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

You would be though if your agent got you a £50m move and you ended up at Everton.

 

"It's not forever - it is a stepping stone."

[Dr Nowt]

Here’s how comfortable the current table is looking for them if they get a pounding off City later.

 

Probably prefer them to get done by 7 or 8 to be honest. We’ll stand or fall by our own results.

 

[TheHowieLama]

I hope they lose by 10

[Harry Squatter]

[Thoth]

This is fucking hilarious 

 

 

[TheDrowningMan]

Everton’s squad must love this fixture. They know, for once, that they can play at their natural level without pressure and be lauded as heroes in front of an adoring Goodison for losing.

[TheHowieLama]

Just had a look on Twitter- apparently we have 3x as many points as them

 

 

 

 

[Mudface]

A hard fought draw would be best- good for us, and shores up Silva's position- like Ole, we don't want him going too early before he's done enough damage.

[Le Duan]

Silva with a haunted look on his face there, until he spots the camera and gives a half hearted smile - Dead Man Walking if ever I saw one

[Le Duan]

Silva interviewed - WTF was he on about? Mumbling, rambling shambles - Like AVB on steroids 

[Davelfc]

They should start supporting this 'Scroll Down' team, whenever I check the table they're always above Everton.  

[Toxteth O'Grady]

We're being treated to the wisdom of Victor Anichebe pre-game, which is grand obviously.

[Anubis]

The appearance of a man who’s players have sat entirely in silence, looking at him like a pack of ravenous hyenas during the team talk.

[Davelfc]

Meanwhile the Everton club doctor prepares the players.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Anubis said:

The appearance of a man who’s players have sat entirely in silence, looking at him like a pack of ravenous hyenas during the team talkZ

He supposedly turned the spotlight on his players in the week.

 

Hope he gave those dice a kiss before rolling them.

[alles ist gut]

5 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

We're being treated to the wisdom of Victor Anichebe pre-game, which is grand obviously.

Surprised Gareth Barry wasn't available, with him having 'starred' for both teams

[Davelfc]

If everton get a point here I will change my name to 'Everton' for one week, if they get 3 points I'll make that one month. 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

I don't even know what the fuck your name is now. How would anyone go about pronouncing that?

[Mudface]

Just now, Chocoholic said:

I don't even know what the fuck your name is now. How would anyone go about pronouncing that?

It's 'Kevin'.

[Le Duan]

They’re in a perpetual bind - the best manager could come in but as soon as he says (quite rightly) “This club has to stop blaming others and living in a fantasy world if it wants to progress”  - bang! He’d be hounded out in days - a delicious intractable bind that they’ll never ever get out of