*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Josef Svejk]

Quarter of a decade?! They wish!

[TheHowieLama]

They are a club of longstanding that historically wins a cup every 8 years. 

They are well over due.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Everton's bitterness is what holds them back. Deep down they are hurting and we all know it. Fuck them, they are not important enough to give any attention too. 

[aws]

To be fair, we are a bit obsessed by their obsession. The trouble is their delusion is starting to lose its humour. What was once funny is becoming sad and pitiful.  Like laughing at the inmates of a 19th Century asylum. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, aws said:

 Like laughing at the inmates of a 19th Century asylum. 

Did that the other day

[Guest Pistonbroke]

6 minutes ago, aws said:

To be fair, we are a bit obsessed by their obsession. The trouble is their delusion is starting to lose its humour. What was once funny is becoming sad and pitiful.  Like laughing at the inmates of a 19th Century asylum. 

They are like a desperate lover chasing an ex. They've passed the point of pining and have long been in the stalking phase. 

[Josef Svejk]

Just now, Pistonbroke said:

They are like a desperate lover chasing an ex. They've passed the point of pining and have long been in the stalking phase. 

An embarrassing charitable fat drunken shag...

[Angie81]

How strange. An Everton season ticket holder with an inside scoop. 

[Davelfc]

Anything to try to take the shine off the win, the twisted bastards. 

[Marko121]

Fighting with players whilst holding kids in their arms

Organised fighting with Milwall

Coaches raided for drugs 

Singing murderers

96 wasn't enough

Not only actively supporting, but spending money on merchandise of any team that plays us

 

Dignity and nobleness eh?

 

[Josef Svejk]

Don't forget the guy in the half and half shirt! I want that shirt! Framed!

[Davelfc]

1 minute ago, Josef Svejk said:

Don't forget the guy in the half and half shirt! I want that shirt! Framed!

The soft tosser ruined one shirt. 

[Josef Svejk]

[Josef Svejk]

Someone needs to superimpose Origi on the left...

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It's weird, but after all the talk about us, I feel like I've got a licence  - no, an obligation - to be unbearable. 

 

 

 

[Angie81]

When you have to go back to black and white to try and prove a point.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 minutes ago, Angie81 said:

When you have to go back to black and white to try and prove a point.

Brilliant! The city is grey.

 

Have you heard anything from that bitter cow from the Blasphemy Police, or has she gone to ground?

[Angie81]

8 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Brilliant! The city is grey.

 

Have you heard anything from that bitter cow from the Blasphemy Police, or has she gone to ground?

She tried but i got rid of her good and proper so she started coming out with the “I’m only joking” line and then told me her mother nearly died and I should be kind.

[Anubis]

Love this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They troll themselves but are too dense to know it. Long may it continue.

[Anubis]

To be fair, the more I’ve looked at it the more I think he’s a parody account. He’s got to be.

[Thoth]

That account is great entertainment gotta be a parody 

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

They are a club of longstanding that historically wins a cup every 8 years. 

They are well over due.

 

Whereas statistically we are a club that wins the European Cup every 7 years.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

7 hours ago, 16613 said:

 

Well there's no atmosphere there either and they've more chance of getting to the moon than getting a new stadium. 

 

Nil satis nasa optimum

Ich bin ein shitwaffling thundercunt. 

[Crazy Dave]

Evertonian tears are the best.