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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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On today's episode of hating Liverpool:

 

Klopp is a cunt who only celebrates when he sees cameras next to him.

 

Kopites threw a smoke bomb that nearly killed 200 Chelsea fans. Evertonians never do anything like this, even when they go looking for trouble with Stanley Knives. 

 

Liverpool only value their own fans lives, what about justice for the 39?

 

Tough decisions about buying a Man Utd or a Barcelona shirt if the redshite get through against Porto. Another memorable night in the Brick awaits. 

 

Salah should have been banned like Gomes and he would not have scored on Sunday. Even though it was two different competitions. 

 

Stadium update on Thursday if Liverpool get through against Porto.

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3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

As shit as they are, they also got to an FA Cup Final in 2009 - my wedding day - and to a semi final in 2012 - losing to us - that he’s old enough to have been part of but has forgotten.

 

thats more than lots of shit clubs get.

 

 

I think the lad is alluding to getting positive results in big games and therefore having few good memories.

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1 hour ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Some of them want to chuck their game against United at the weekend so that United might not need anything against City when they play them, so can let City win. 

 

Desperate fuckers. 

Pitiful

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Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Regardless of their need for points for 4th place, I can’t imagine United fans ever wanting their team to throw a game. United fans are many things, but they’re not Evertonians.

Go over to RedCafe and you’ll see some of them advocating throwing the game.

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2 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Some of them want to chuck their game against United at the weekend so that United might not need anything against City when they play them, so can let City win. 

 

Desperate fuckers. 

They've just been thumped by Fulham, so I think any thought that the only way they'd lose to United is if they did so deliberately is very fanciful indeed!

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They'd probably lose anyway, because they're really shit - I mean they lost to fucking Fulham, who kept them out with ease for only their third clean sheet of the season. Rarefied air for the bloos this then - lose to the mancs, give them three points in lieu of the game their red brethren will throw against City next week, and try and claim some sort of redshite-stopping joy from it by pretending it's because they planned it all along (even though they're shit and would probably lose no matter what).

 

You don't have to be game throwers to throw a game, but they are spineless, bitter cunts.

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They do the same thing virtually every year. They have a run of 4 games where they beat the likes of Cardiff, Southampton and Brighton. They all get excited and start telling everyone how great they are, how the media never give them any attention and compare their players to ours. Someone who has had 3 ok games will be better than one of our players who has put in consistent performances for 2 years. 

 

They then get brought down to earth with a bump when they get twatted by someone in the top six or lose a stupid game where they don't turn up. Radio Merseyside phone ins go mental, everyone needs to be sold, the manager needs to be sacked and everyone on the board should hang their heads in shame. 

 

The phone ins are worse if Liverpool are doing well. Another run of average results sees them looking forward to next season and dreaming about signing players who would laugh in their faces if they could afford them. 

 

The only thing they then have to look forward to is supporting anyone who plays Liverpool. Even though Everton are fucking shite they never seem to drop down the league and just stay in the phantom zone between 7th and 11th. 

 

They breathe a huge sigh of relief when Liverpool fail to win something then start off going on about how much better they will be next season despite ignoring the fact that they are shite and no European football means they slip further away from the top six.  However, constant stadium updates keep them deluded.

 

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2 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

And let’s not forget winning the summer transfer window by July.

 

Before realising they have seven number 10s, no wingers, strikers who score about 6 between them in a season and a 17 year old blind cat with diabetes at full-back by September.

And Steve Walsh/Marcel Brands finding them the next Mahrez/Kante/Lozano before spunking money on a couple of Barcelona reserves and over expensive Premier League players.

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8 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

And let’s not forget winning the summer transfer window by July.

 

Before realising they have seven number 10s, no wingers, strikers who score about 6 between them in a season and a 17 year old blind cat with diabetes at full-back by September.

To be fair, in the short time he had on the pitch the cat looked to be the best player on there.

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