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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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21 hours ago, Anubis said:

GOT > TLW.

 

Nominated in the Best Football Conspiracy Forum category.

 

 

Tell you what though, the few times I've been on there, there's fucking millions of them, threads add 10 pages in minutes, it's impossible to keep up. If they put that much effort into voting, they'll win easy. 

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I would ima

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Much bemoaning of UEFA corruption today, tempered with glee at the belief City will have less games to worry about for the league title, and we’ll get smashed by Barcelona. Sad, strange little creatures.

They must have reached “ maximum fume “ last night,they only see things that go our way, nothing else. Kompany and Maguire not sent off, goals disallowed, penalties not given etc etc. We have been getting all the luck for years by sacrificing virgins to the Devil, well Prince of Darkness you fucking owe us big time.

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They’re unable to think independently and objectively, and for that reason each one of them will hereinafter be known as a “Baldrick” - based on that Blackadder episode where Edmund is teaching Baldrick to count beans. Think it ends with Edmund berating Baldrick for not thinking independently and just repeating what Edmund thinks. So when your discourse with a bloo has gone way beyond the pale, end it with “Oh fuck off Baldrick!” and you can then delight in the exposition of that term. Another smelly tramp character they could also be likened to is “Lonely” in Callan. “Oh fuck off Lonely!” Works just as well

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On 09/04/2019 at 09:26, an tha said:

Echo full of feel good Everton stories.

 

Including this one.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/surprising-financial-rewards-everton-chasing-16096733

 

To be fair them being in UEFA cup boosts us too, their home games in it see an increase in stadium tours at Anfield on otherwise quiet days and extra money from souvenir shop sales, due to visiting fans desire to visit the home of the 5 times European Champions.

Ace tha.

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Another Echo stadium update today, well when I say stadium update just a vague article about how Everton will look after the area once they move. 

 

Move to a stadium with no plans, no planning application submitted and no idea how they will pay for it.

 

It's at least 5 years away with the planning process, dealing with heritage bodies, Nimbys, infrastructure and then actually building it.

 

The Esk was saying that the only way they will be able to afford new signings in the summer is through sales, Moshiri lending them more money on top of the 250m he's already put in or extending their credit facility with a Chinese bank. 

 

Love to know where this £550m minimum is coming from. The longer they delay it the less likely it will be to complete. 

 

 

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Nobody without huge gain for themselves ( Uncle Joe selling off more jewels at knocknown prices ) will touch them.

They have been playing back out since the CW Games went to Birmingham.

They are praying for a saviour, beg, steal or borrow. No chance.

Rather than just admitting it they continue to use the “ Red “ Echo as a propaganda machine. Better to spend any money they have trying to do something with Goodison, get it up to 45k if they can, modernise as best they can.

Parochial club, mid-table dwellers, no global appeal. 

 

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57 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Tell us more, don't leave us hanging...

 SteveO posted one of them Liverpool cringe videos from LFCTV that went like this......

 

“They have a stadium, we have a home. They have songs, we have an anthem. They have a manager, we have a guardian. They have supporters, we have a family.”

 We Are Liverpool. 

 

 

DaveK replied with his own version

 

davek

davek

Player Valuation: £70m
They have playing legends, we have Kenny the gangster
They have winning nights in Europe, we have disaster and carnage in Europe
They have fans who behave themselves, we have mass murderers
The have iconic managers, we have a man who beat up pensioners
They have fans who applaud badly injured players off the pitch, we tip over ambulances taking them to hospital
They have community help schemes, we evict people from houses and turn neighbourhoods into ghettos
They have anti-racism schemes, we idolise a flesh eating racist
They have teams that fly to football games abroad, we sing songs celebrating a team dying in one
 
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Is it the same Davoth Kelly on Twatter?. He's a wool who lives in Blackburn, never goes the game and never shuts up about Liverpool. 

 

The Esk despite being the fountain of all knowledge who they hang on every word lives near Scarborough, barely comes to Liverpool and didn't even bother turning up for the AGM recently. Even though he claims to be an expert on the club.

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18 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 SteveO posted one of them Liverpool cringe videos from LFCTV that went like this......

 

“They have a stadium, we have a home. They have songs, we have an anthem. They have a manager, we have a guardian. They have supporters, we have a family.”

 We Are Liverpool. 

 

 

DaveK replied with his own version

 

davek

davek

Player Valuation: £70m
They have playing legends, we have Kenny the gangster
They have winning nights in Europe, we have disaster and carnage in Europe
They have fans who behave themselves, we have mass murderers
The have iconic managers, we have a man who beat up pensioners
They have fans who applaud badly injured players off the pitch, we tip over ambulances taking them to hospital
They have community help schemes, we evict people from houses and turn neighbourhoods into ghettos
They have anti-racism schemes, we idolise a flesh eating racist
They have teams that fly to football games abroad, we sing songs celebrating a team dying in one
 

Poetry. Leonard Cohen eat your heart out. 

 

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52 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 SteveO posted one of them Liverpool cringe videos from LFCTV that went like this......

 

“They have a stadium, we have a home. They have songs, we have an anthem. They have a manager, we have a guardian. They have supporters, we have a family.”

 We Are Liverpool. 

 

 

DaveK replied with his own version

 

davek

davek

Player Valuation: £70m
They have playing legends, we have Kenny the gangster
They have winning nights in Europe, we have disaster and carnage in Europe
They have fans who behave themselves, we have mass murderers
The have iconic managers, we have a man who beat up pensioners
They have fans who applaud badly injured players off the pitch, we tip over ambulances taking them to hospital
They have community help schemes, we evict people from houses and turn neighbourhoods into ghettos
They have anti-racism schemes, we idolise a flesh eating racist
They have teams that fly to football games abroad, we sing songs celebrating a team dying in one
 

Some good lies there to be fair. The stupid cunt. Wumor not.

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