*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Moctezuma]

13 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Defo a fucking smack head.

 

The fucking trabs, the XXXL shorts, the twig legs, the shattoo and it looks like he’s in a Chemist.

 

Probably just got off one of their away coaches.

"I tell you my dear Watson it's elemental, you must take in the environment, the geography and the deportment.

 

Everything points to an opium addled evertonian"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Because it's derby week, I was just thinking about other derbies. Remember the one when Suarez celebrated by diving in front of Gollum? We had a perfectly good injury time goal disallowed, which would have been the winner.

 

How many of us bang on about that?

How many of us can name the ref?

 

Imagine if it were them who had the goal disallowed.  They'd all know the ref's name, address, phone number, PIN, star sign and favourite pasta dish.

[Captain Turdseye]

27 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Because it's derby week, I was just thinking about other derbies. Remember the one when Suarez celebrated by diving in front of Gollum? We had a perfectly good injury time goal disallowed, which would have been the winner.

 

How many of us bang on about that?

How many of us can name the ref?

 

Imagine if it were them who had the goal disallowed.  They'd all know the ref's name, address, phone number, PIN, star sign and favourite pasta dish.

 

You're obsessed, lad. 

[General Dryness]

11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

You're obsessed, lad. 

Hey, look, what's that sound,

Its Angrys napper hitting the ground.

[an tha]

So after todays heroics i suppose they are only a player or two short of being title challengers again.

 

Got a text off a bitter mate saying "Job done"........."fancy having to work on a sunday, kid" was my reply.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Makes me laugh all these Bloos saying "youse are bottlers". "Klopp is a serial loser". From supporters of a club that's been in relegation battles, last won a trophy 24 years ago and been in one cup final since then. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fuck Everton. Quite simple really. Fuck them.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Oh well Everton back to the shadows with the nothing clubs where you belong. See you next year.

[SlugTrail]

That was their biggest win since may '95

[Code]

Celebrating a famous 0-0 draw at home to stay in 10th, thats some proper small club behaviour that. 
 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Code said:

Celebrating a famous 0-0 draw at home to stay in 10th, thats some proper small club behaviour that. 
 

Senior club don’t you know, School of Science etc etc etc. 

 

The Lack of Self Awareness Club would be a very apt nickname.

[Angie81]

The bitters have just spent the last 2 hours cheering after the game when they usually boo. Got to be a head fuck that.

[an tha]

21 minutes ago, Angie81 said:

The bitters have just spent the last 2 hours cheering after the game when they usually boo. Got to be a head fuck that.

 

21 minutes ago, Angie81 said:

The bitters have just spent the last 2 hours cheering after the game when they usually boo. Got to be a head fuck that.

To be fair they have 3 teams they follow - at least one of them and often 2 win most weekends.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

30 minutes ago, an tha said:

 

To be fair they have 3 teams they follow - at least one of them and often 2 win most weekends.

 

Often 2. The third one is a bit shit, but hey 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

[Harry Squatter]

They actually played Oasis songs over the PA system at the end of the game. I really hope they get relegated in the next few years. 

[Daisy]

Fuck this thread. 

 

This game will be remembered as the game we surrendered the title. 

[niallers]

13 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

They actually played Oasis songs over the PA system at the end of the game. I really hope they get relegated in the next few years. 

Did that in 14 too. Imagine if we didn't exist? What the fuck would they do

[ZonkoVille77]

6 minutes ago, Revenge negging cunt said:

Fuck this thread. 

 

This game will be remembered as the game we surrendered the title. 

 

Behave.

The Leicester game would be the one. That was shocking. 

[an tha]

16 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

They actually played Oasis songs over the PA system at the end of the game. I really hope they get relegated in the next few years. 

Evertonians - mancs bitches since 1992.

[Harry Squatter]

16 minutes ago, niallers said:

Did that in 14 too. Imagine if we didn't exist? What the fuck would they do

They are embarrassing. They bleat on about how unique they are and are the last proper football fans in the world. They are only relevant because of us. I've seen my Facebook and Twitter clogged with people who I didn't even know liked footy today declaring their undying love for the mighty blues. 

 

This game will take the focus off how shit they really are. The mancs will smash them about 4 nil in a few weeks and they will realise they are stuck with Silva unless they waste half their transfer budget to pay him off and sell Richarlison to fund new signings.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

23 minutes ago, Revenge negging cunt said:

Fuck this thread. 

 

This game will be remembered as the game we surrendered the title. 

Nah!

[Jurgens Red Army]

Hope the cunts get relegated in the next few years, never to come back.

[Harry Squatter]

Evspanyol. They are a fucking irrelevance. They still haven't beaten us since October 2010 and only then because we had the Owl as our fucking manager. I think today means that it is the longest stretch of games that they have gone in the history of the Derby. 

 

No win since 2010 and no win at Anfield since 1999.

[an tha]

4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Evspanyol. They are a fucking irrelevance. They still haven't beaten us since October 2010 and only then because we had the Owl as our fucking manager. I think today means that it is the longest stretch of games that they have gone in the history of the Derby. 

 

No win since 2010 and no win at Anfield since 1999.

Yeah lad but all your fans are wools....and we are the senior club in the city...and we go the game....and we are born not manufactuted....and some shite Brian Labone said.

 

 

[House of Dirk]

My grandad, uncles and an auntiy grew up as blues before the rest of us migrated south. Like Ronnie Whelan mentioned earlier, old blues are generally sound and as much as i would pop at them on here, I couldnt genuinely bring myself down to hate them. My grandads stories as he was growing up, with the passion he had struck a chord with me as I recall myself as a boy watching Souness, Barnes and The King. Rivalry was always friendly.

 

But what a horrible shitstain of a club they have become. Bought abouit by their own demise, shitness of modern football and too a lesser extent, the European ban. I cant even respect them anymore. My grandad, uncles and aunty have all shifted this mortal coil  so they are not exposed to my hatred. Horrible scab of a club who need us to justify their own pitiful existence.