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if you sat SteveO down and cut open his brain you'd just have Tony Bellew, Leon Osman, Barry Horne and Phil Neville riding round on tricycles banging cymbals to the tune of z cars shouting redshite, Heysel and the Peoples Club whilst Derek Hatton sits on a laptop looking for obscure and pointless stats to prove how shit loads of our players are in comparison to theirs. 

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24 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

if you sat SteveO down and cut open his brain you'd just have Tony Bellew, Leon Osman, Barry Horne and Phil Neville riding round on tricycles banging cymbals to the tune of z cars shouting redshite, Heysel and the Peoples Club whilst Derek Hatton sits on a laptop looking for obscure and pointless stats to prove how shit loads of our players are in comparison to theirs. 

Don't forget the memory of his arl fella bumming him whilst whistling every other saturday and wearing a Kenny Dalglish mask.

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Apparently, Gomez will miraculously be back in 2-3 weeks and the “fracture” story is just to justify Klopps bitching about the tackling from Burnley.

We invent this kind of thing all the time, like we did with Karius you know.

According to one of the blues I work with.

He trains apprentices.

Scary isn’t it.

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4 minutes ago, coachpotato said:

Apparently, Gomez will miraculously be back in 2-3 weeks and the “fracture” story is just to justify Klopps bitching about the tackling from Burnley.

We invent this kind of thing all the time, like we did with Karius you know.

According to one of the blues I work with.

He trains apprentices.

Scary isn’t it.

 

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1 hour ago, coachpotato said:

Apparently, Gomez will miraculously be back in 2-3 weeks and the “fracture” story is just to justify Klopps bitching about the tackling from Burnley.

We invent this kind of thing all the time, like we did with Karius you know.

According to one of the blues I work with.

He trains apprentices.

Scary isn’t it.

Apprentice whats?!

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19 hours ago, an tha said:

Don't forget the memory of his arl fella bumming him whilst whistling every other saturday and wearing a Kenny Dalglish mask.

Talking of Kenny the twat manc fan at work was trying to tell me the other day what a rubbish manager Kenny was. Along with the boring ‘Leicester have won more titles than Liverpool’ Give me strength!

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, coachpotato said:

Apparently, Gomez will miraculously be back in 2-3 weeks and the “fracture” story is just to justify Klopps bitching about the tackling from Burnley.

 

Faster than a Bramley Moore Dock press release.

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4 minutes ago, suzy said:

Talking of Kenny the twat manc fan at work was trying to tell me the other day what a rubbish manager Kenny was. Along with the boring ‘Leicester have won more titles than Liverpool’ Give me strength!

 

 

 

 More league title wins than Mourinho, not that Kenny’s record needs defending.

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1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

 More league title wins than Mourinho, not that Kenny’s record needs defending.

Exactly, he is only young and really is one of those who thinks football began in 1992,

Even funnier he then told me Blackburn had won more titles than Liverpool- I just said and who was the manager lol 

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I was born 1980 so anything that happened before is probably make believe, just a fictional backstory to make me feel like I'm part of something bigger and insignificant when in reality this is all in my imagination I'm just a cosmic bean floating through infinity bored shitless praying for death but even death is a product of my mind just like everything before sky.

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