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Loss to the bottom team in the division.

Slow midfield outplayed by a 107 year old tortoise named Mark Noble.

Manager tactically outthought by a 107 year old dinosaur named Manuel Pelligrini.

Manager doesn't know how to set his team up to defend properly.

Supposedly Barcelona-class left back caught out twice for goals.

Supposedly Barcelona-class centre back nowhere near fit.

Barcelona midfield reject currently permenantly occupying the treatment room.

Brazilian winger in need of anger management counselling.

Other Brazilian winger spends more time on his backside than his feet.

Icelandic free kick specialist can no longer beat the defensive wall.

Main striker can't score.

Secondary striker can't score.

Samurai Arsenal reject right winger fades out of games.

Talented young left winger wants away to Bundesliga.

Club trajectory is heading into the bottom half of the league.

Owner has spunked most of his available funds on average players.

Possible points deduction for tapping up the manager.

Supposed saviour showing no interest.

No apparent way to fund the new stadium.

New stadium build costs increasing all the time.

No forward movement on the stadium for quite some time.

Very worrying.

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Their defence is shockingly shit. Combine that with a ponderous midfield and their non-scoring forwards and the season doesn't look great for them. Again. Three home league games in and the ground's 2/3rds empty by the end and there's scattered boos. What a time to be a Bloo.

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1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

If it stays like this can someone please do one of these with Silva to big Sam, then continue the bottom one to do sam - red Ron - bobby - Moyes for me to send to work Bloo? 

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Here's the Silva/Allardyce bit...got bored at this point and went to play CSGO. Nerds gonna nerd.

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1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Big Sam’s not the only survival specialist with ex-England manager credentials.

 

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I love that clip, it completely shows him up for the fraud he is.

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Everton fans want to play great attacking football and win games. To do that you need very good players, which they don't have. They will always finish higher up the table with the Fat Sam and Moyes' of the world but they think they are better than that.

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5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

West Ham are so shite, I’ve backed Everton on an accumulator. 

 

Forgive me, Father...

What did you learn from this?

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1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

Welcome back from planet blueshite you Lonsdale slip on, Welsh tramps.

 

Don’t be slagging the Welsh. I’ll give you the rest though. 

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10 minutes ago, Elite said:

Everton fans want to play great attacking football and win games. To do that you need very good players, which they don't have. They will always finish higher up the table with the Fat Sam and Moyes' of the world but they think they are better than that.

According to them we don't have good players yet we somehow manage to play great football..

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2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

According to them we don't have good players yet we somehow manage to play great football..

Considering we are 9 points ahead of them after just 5 , yes 5 matches you would think they would shut up for a while wouldn't you , but they can't help themselves.

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They seem to have found their Escape Goat - Mason Holgate. Digne getting a free pass on the first two Hammer goals, even though he was well out of position for the first, and committed himself too early for the block on the second.

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