*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Do they employ Quentin Blake to do all their designs.

[magicrat]

This will be because of us as well, no doubt.

 

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/marco-silva-gives-backing-evertons-15002202

 

The Bloos can walk straight out of the ground an into the mental health clinic. Forward thinking 

[Dr Nowt]

Fair play to them, to be honest. Good to see a club providing a much needed service for the community.

 

Women’s refuge next up.

[deiseach]

Siri, show me a back-handed compliment.

 

Fair play to them, to be honest. Good to see a club providing a much needed service for the community.

Women’s refuge next up.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Siri, show me a back-handed compliment.

How dare you.

 

They could call it Black and Bloo, though.

[deiseach]

Loving all the what-the-fuck-do-you-know responses to David Conn. It must be a different David Conn who they praise to the rafters for his work on how der Redshite screwed over the residents around Anfield.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He will have to come in and build a stadium because a loan from the Council certainly won't wash.

 

Half a billion for a stadium when he could invest anywhere.

[Bad Red Bull]

Half a billion for a stadium when he could invest anywhere.

 

Half a billion just to see more empty seats !

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Loving all the what-the-fuck-do-you-know responses to David Conn. It must be a different David Conn who they praise to the rafters for his work on how der Redshite screwed over the residents around Anfield.

 

I couldn't help reading that last night, compelling levels of insanity spewing forth. I particularly liked the assertion that there's an anti-Everton media campaign. Oh, and the one woman who kept asking stupid questions, hour after hour, before finally saying "Your silence speaks volumes."

 

Never change Everton.

[General Dryness]

But he sponsers der training ground doesnt ee laaaa.

[Anubis]

Well, it's here boys, Usmanov Day. Get your superglue ready for when your head falls off.

[Wezza]

As we speak somebody at Goodison is just looking up the Chelsea fax number for that late bid for Hazard - Operation slap it on the table.

[Furmedge]

Third summer my head has fell off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This "massive potential" of theirs...

 

They all agree that they need a ñew stadium.

 

They basically need a new team to break into the top 6.

 

Their international profile is so low that even a team hosting them in our nearest neighbouring country has to explain who they are.

 

How could any ambitious investor resist?

[Chip Butty]

I like this sleeping giant title they have bestowed upon themselves. It makes them all whimsy and melancholy, which is ace for them and a really nice vibe.

 

 

*Thats my depression and stress management bite size training coming out there I apologise to all on the TLW*

 

 

Got told yesterday about the plans for the old lady - circle of flats with a green center, like Arsenal have done, with a green space in the middle for children to play. Which means that will be the best football that space has seen in many a year.

 

Christ I hope these go down this season. 

[Joe Strummer]

Meant to be back close to signing Mina now no big clubs want him.

[Charles Penrose]

I’m actually quite excited about them signing him. He could go on to struggle massively. The speed at which they turned on Keane was amazing and I can’t see Mina settling in quickly.

[Harry Squatter]

Haven't seen much of him but the general consensus is that he is very poor position wise and gets caught out. Can be a threat on set pieces.

[Greycellgreen]

I’ve seen him maybe five times, he doesn’t seem to have the first clue about defending, I genuinely think they’d be better off signing Rojo, at least he understands the basics.

 

You can also add Andre Gomes to the useless sack of shite list.

[House of Dirk]

 

Bitters today

[Anubis]

How many superstars have Usmanov FC bid for?

[Chip Butty]

How many superstars have Usmanov FC bid for?

 

All of them, they're that rich.

[Jose Jones]

I do think there’s a decent chance Usmanov takes over the Blues though.

He’s a long time business partner of Moshiri.

He gifted shares in Arsenal to Moshiri that he then bought back off him, giving Mosh the money to buy Everton.

His company sponsor Everton’s training pitch - who the hell else would do that?

 

Obviously it won’t happen in the next ten minutes enabling Everton to go and slap the money on the table for James Rodriguez today, but a definitely possibility in the future.

[3 Stacks]

Andre Gomes is a good gamble even though he was a joke at Barca. Could see him resurrecting his career in a lower pressure environment. Mina, I think is a bit shite but at least he's a CB.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I’ve seen him maybe five times, he doesn’t seem to have the first clue about defending, I genuinely think they’d be better off signing Rojo, at least he understands the basics.

You can also add Andre Gomes to the useless sack of shite list.

Feel a bit sorry for Gomes, he's been offered to almost every half decent club, and no one wants him. Not for a low fee, not as part exchange, not even on loan.

 

The Catalan press have tried their best to manufacture interest, but no one's bitten despite what must be two years of trying. Every time they write "Barcelona would be willing to let Gomes leave" the club being linked makes it clear they think he's shit. His name gets chucked into every mooted Barca deal, and it's become a byword for a derisory offer.

 

In the game of pass the parcel that no one wants to lose, he's about to end up in the lap of the kid with a snotty nose who carries his school stuff in a Tesco bag.