*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Dr Nowt]

What’s The Acolyte doing, knowing karate?

[House of Dirk]

Much preferred this thread when it was all about pointing and laughing at the bitters.

[Horus]

Wouldn't be an Everton thread without racism being involved.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The Acolytes is an inanimate facking object!

[SlugTrail]

Wouldn't be an Everton thread without racism being involved.

booooo boooo.

[Dr Nowt]

The Acolyte, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Go on TLW acting like a wanker

Arse handed to him was a banker

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh the Acolyte.

 

Apologies to Desmond Dekker.

[Harry Squatter]

Just waiting for an article in the Echo about Everton moving stadiums against so they can host international friendlies after today's game at Anfield.

 

Prentice or someone will somehow shoehorn in that Brazil played in the 1996 world cup at Woodison.

 

After Euro 96 Howard Kendall and Prentice were in the Echo moaning that Anfield was chosen over Woodison because it is the only club ground in England to have a world cup semi. Despite the fact that the ground has not really altered since the 1966 world cup.

[Harry Squatter]

Another load of shite from our friend the Esk

 

Thanks, Sasha is pretty much full time. Re branding, we have enormous untapped potential, an unblemished history, historically innovative. Founder members both leagues, senior club in the city, strong international identity even if unmarketed Better value, higher growth prospects

[Captain Turdseye]

Every time I see any of them referring to themselves as the senior club in the city I do one of those little laughs that come out through your nose.

[manwiththestick]

Strong international identify even if unmarketed?

 

What does that even mean? They're an absolute irrelevance inside and outside of these shores marketing or not.

[Harry Squatter]

When I was there the other week they had the "founder members of the Premier League" plastered everywhere. Founder members of the football league can be classed as something to be proud of. But why would you brag about being in the top division at the time the league simply changed its name?. Just don't get why they see that as some achievement.

[Anubis]

Strong international identity. Yeah, about that - 3:41 in....

 

 

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[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They are upgrading their marketing revenue. New stall on Greaty.

[razor]

Another load of shite from our friend the Esk

 

Thanks, Sasha is pretty much full time. Re branding, we have enormous untapped potential, an unblemished history, historically innovative. Founder members both leagues, senior club in the city, strong international identity even if unmarketed Better value, higher growth prospects

 

The words.  They're all mixed up.

 

Even the most rambling, incoherent thoughts can appear intelligent and cogent if you throw in a few polysyllabic words.

 

See, I've just done it.  And I'm as thick as two short planks.

[General Dryness]

Every time I see any of them referring to themselves as the senior club in the city I do one of those little laughs that come out through your nose.

"Senior" as in spending their days sitting in a chair dribbling and shitting their adult nappies whilst waiting for death.

[an tha]

Another load of shite from our friend the Esk

 

Thanks, Sasha is pretty much full time. Re branding, we have enormous untapped potential, an unblemished history, historically innovative. Founder members both leagues, senior club in the city, strong international identity even if unmarketed Better value, higher growth prospects

Mentally fucking ill.

[dockers_strike]

Unmarketed international identity. I thought that was everything they do not want to be.

[Strontium]

When I was there the other week they had the "founder members of the Premier League" plastered everywhere. Founder members of the football league can be classed as something to be proud of. But why would you brag about being in the top division at the time the league simply changed its name?. Just don't get why they see that as some achievement.

Oldham Athletic, currently of League Two, were founder members of the Premier League, and I bet even they aren't sad enough to shout about it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Another load of shite from our friend the Esk

 

Thanks, Sasha is pretty much full time. Re branding, we have enormous untapped potential, an unblemished history, historically innovative. Founder members both leagues, senior club in the city, strong international identity even if unmarketed Better value, higher growth prospects

"Unblemished history"

 

 

Translation: "we're not meeerrderrers".

[Philbert]

Mentally fucking ill.

The very definition of “delusional”

[Harry Squatter]

"Unblemished history"

 

 

Translation: "we're not meeerrderrers".

He did well there. Managed to get two dogs in at us with the s3nior club in the city shite.

[Philbert]

"Unblemished history"

 

 

Translation: "we're not meeerrderrers".

“Child carrying Everton attack fan jailed” ‘...unblemished....’ hmmmm

[Harry Squatter]

He did well there. Managed to get two digs in at us with the senior club in the city shite.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Ah eh, been banned from GOT.  The dream is over