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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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Some fella on the bus had z cars as his ringtone. I punched him 10 times in the face and smashed his head through the window then shagged his bird on the back seat. I was fuckin livid.

 

Livid is a weird name for a girl.

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I was watching Creed and then Tony Bellew came on at Goodison Park and I smashed my telly in. I had to buy another one the day after for 700 quid but I didn't care cos I'm a proper fucking red me. I then went on Twitter and called Sylvester Stallone a blueshite cunt. Screenshotted in and showed it to all my mates in the pub. Even though he didn't reply or block me.

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I went to Ireland stood on the western shores with my nan, as she held my grandads ashes and threw them to the wind she said "has the ocean ever looked so blue"... I kicked her in the throat, grabbed her left arm, grabbed her left leg and windmilled the bitch straight into the sea. Water is transparent not filthy fucking blue shite.

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I was watching Creed and then Tony Bellew came on at Goodison Park and I smashed my telly in. I had to buy another one the day after for 700 quid but I didn't care cos I'm a proper fucking red me. I then went on Twitter and called Sylvester Stallone a blueshite cunt. Screenshotted in and showed it to all my mates in the pub. Even though he didn't reply or block me.

 

When that blue shiiiite cunt walked onto the pit's pitch I immediately paused time and went back and changed the outcome of Rocky 4. Drago beat Apollo in a hard fought 15 rounder after Drago had pummelled Rocky to death through the bastard pavement in-front of his own family because Drago is Red. 

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My nan was dying in hospital and my Dad asked me to go and see the old lady. I jumped up and punched my dad 10 times in the face saying I'd rather shove broken glass up my arse.

 

By the time my dad got out of A&E I realised he meant going to see my nan in hospital rather than Woodison but she'd already died. Don't care though cos I am a boss red and it was the principle of it at the time.

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