*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Here's a picture of him holding the special playing piece produced for the game:

 

I honestly can't believe that. Every single time I see I think to myself "what in the fuck were they thinking?".

[AB13]

When playing Everton monopoly you only ever spend the Lukaku money and not your own. Then your head falls off. The winner gets to ask Big Gay Bll where the Arteta money is.

 

[Section_31]

The thing about it all though is that if they did get loads or money and became the best team in the world, I genuinely, honestly, 110% wouldn't give a flying fuck.

 

The great delusion of the Evertonian is to assume we expend as much thought on them as they do on us.

[M_B]

In Everton monopoly, 'Go to Jail' is 'Banned from Europe'.

[TheHowieLama]

They are more Kerplunk than Monopoly.

 

Gnip Gnop

[Johnlj]

In Everton monopoly start is a picture of the CL trophy and you have to hit 13 with Pierluigi Collina hologram dices to pass.

[razor]

In the Everton version of Monopoly all the rules and players and everything are against you, the dirty, lying, cheating gets.

 

But you maintain your class and dignity by lashing the board over and storming off.

[Caramac]

Everton Monopoly: Pass Go to collect a free half season ticket.

[Pidge]

They are more Kerplunk than Monopoly.

 

There's a fair bit of Frustration in there as well.

[Caramac]

[Dr Nowt]

In Everton Monopo...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDBALL.

[Dr Nowt]

BoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

[Heggemony]

Having a bad day? Incompetent co-workers doing your head in?

 

Read this thread, it is genuinely some of the funniest stuff on the internet.

 

Haven't lived in Liverpool for over a decade but if this and GOT are anything to go by it has to be a laugh a minute with our blue chums.

 

They seriously can't just accept they're shite can they, despite all the evidence.

[niallers]

BoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Or booooooo....urns?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Underrated post

[Harry Squatter]

Abdoulaye Doucoure on a potential move

[aws]

Always rated Doucoure.

[Harry Squatter]

He's probably sick of hearing z cars

[Harry Squatter]

Evertonians celebrating the fact that Kevin Nolan lost the play offs with Notts County because he's a Kopite and likes Fat Sam. Like winning a trophy for them.

[manwiththestick]

Surprised they're not claiming the FA Cup because Barkley got a medal.

[Strontium]

Barkley has already won more trophies in 4 months at Chelsea than he did in 13 years at Everton.

[Anubis]

Surprised they're not claiming the FA Cup because Barkley got a medal.

Bit difficult when they've spent the whole game cheering Utd on.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bit difficult when they've spent the whole game cheering Utd on.

They are masters of doublethink, so it wouldn't be a problem.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Abdoulaye Doucoure on a potential move

[The Acolyte]

They just never fucking learn

 

 

http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1526549599.html

Has someone told them its 2018 not 1918? 100m won't get you fuck all. They spent more than that last summer and that went really well didn't it?