*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

The clap for the NHS. 

Blue vein card.

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

I’d like to know what Pepper Mills has to say about it all. 

Hopefully she's at band camp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What? 

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The only time I've ever pulled a face like that was when I bummed a unit from Grappenhall, pulled out and there was poo on the end of the johnny. The feeling was compounded by the fact she kept talking about what she was going to cook us for breakfast.

 

It's just not like the movies.

I don't know why, but Grappenhall (I've not heard of it) somehow makes the story sound worse

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Barrington Womble]

15 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

That would be very funny. Although I probably prefer that he stayed..he's fucking hopeless. Any talent he has gets lost in him falling over. They might find someone decent with 50m in their pockets. 

[Carra_is_legend]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

That would be very funny. Although I probably prefer that he stayed..he's fucking hopeless. Any talent he has gets lost in him falling over. They might find someone decent with 50m in their pockets. 

Agree. I would rather him stayed and gave them false hope. Refs are already aware of his antics and it's a matter of time before players put boots up his arse for trying to cheat fellow 'professionals'.

 

The fuuuuuummmeeee everytime they don't get a foul would be a thing of beauty.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

I don't know why, but Grappenhall (I've not heard of it) somehow makes the story sound worse

It's a relatively nice area just outside Warrington. If you pull a girl in warrington and she asks the taxi driver for Warrington it's reduces the chances of your cock resembling that thing from Pans Labryth a week later. 

[niallers]

How many muscular injuries this season alone? Big loss for Chelsea that. 

 

Wrong thread! Apologies!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Wrong thread 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Agree. I would rather him stayed and gave them false hope. Refs are already aware of his antics and it's a matter of time before players put boots up his arse for trying to cheat fellow 'professionals'.

 

The fuuuuuummmeeee everytime they don't get a foul would be a thing of beauty.

Sky saying now a 40m bid has gone in. 

[Captain Howdy]

Gallagher will go the other way. 

[Carra_is_legend]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Sky saying now a 40m bid has gone in. 

Hahahaha 40m for what....a few fouls...!?

 

Anyway, anything that pisses off the bloooos is ok with me....

[Carra_is_legend]

4 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Gallagher will go the other way. 

Hope not! Gallagher is a decent player.

[Pete]

1 minute ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Hope not! Gallagher is a decent player.

It’s ok. Lampard is a shit manager 

[dockers_strike]

Didnt newcastle offer them £50m? If so, cant see them accepting £40m for the tart.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

That would be very funny. Although I probably prefer that he stayed..he's fucking hopeless. Any talent he has gets lost in him falling over. They might find someone decent with 50m in their pockets. 

He goes down so quickly that every time he drops loose change from his pocket it hits him on the back of his head.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Chip Butty]

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

Gallagher will go the other way. 

Which one, Dermot, Noel or the Chimpanzee one? 

[an tha]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

Powers that be, lad....

[VladimirIlyich]

29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Fat Frank not taking his latest managerial defeat well then.

[Barrington Womble]

13 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Didnt newcastle offer them £50m? If so, cant see them accepting £40m for the tart.

I think they offered 30 and the press speculated they'd accept 50. 

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

I was out with a couple of blues on Saturday. One of them was showing the blue paranoia. When man United were getting fucked, he's going on "I bet you none of the press will talk about this tomorrow, it'll all be about Everton, there's a witch-hunt and they want lampard out". I laughed my head off. I said "nobody gives a fuck, it's not in the mind of the nation, nobody cares about Everton. We might laugh at you, but what's happening down the 62 is funnier as we're used to Everton losing a couple". He was going mental "you just wait and see, it'll all be about Everton and Frank". Funnily enough I don't think I've heard Everton mentioned since! 

 

To be fair though, I'd be fucking fuming if that wasn't given offside against us. The goalie has to lean around richarlison to see it, so he's all off balance when it goes the other side of him and richarlison has to get out of the way of the ball. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

If Gordon goes then they'll be livid. They'll get Gallagher on loan I imagine but then he'll be back the next year. They are taking a gamble on spending a wedge on a forward who is going to run their who frontline 

[Barrington Womble]

Is Gallagher available? I'd have thought he'd have stayed at palace if Chelsea wanted to loan him. He's been involved both games for Chelsea so far, even if it's only been a few minutes 

[aws]

Maybe they'll end up with Broja plus cash. Which might be a good deal for them.