*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Pete]

8 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

 

I'll take "things that never happened" for $400 please. 

Yup, bitter, blue, bullshit merchants. 

[Anubis]

Another one for The Big Book Of Evertonian Tall Tales.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They take a picture of the parcel on the floor, why would he not want his top in the photo? Sounds like something an Evertonian delivery man would do if it was a red shirt.

Was he delivering a set of books from Jackanory?

[Chocoholic]

 

 

Everyone's onto them. Betting companies, pizza chains and tv shows. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Big if true. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Block305 said:

Then everyone applauded.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

24 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

They take a picture of the parcel on the floor, why would he not want his top in the photo? Sounds like something an Evertonian delivery man would do if it was a red shirt.

Was he delivering a set of books from Jackanory?

If the delivery man did say it, it sounds like a bit of friendly (if childish) banter. Imagine thinking that telling people you reacted that way reflects well on you.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

15 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Big if true. 

 

 

Cometh the hour...

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

I can't even be arsed to write anything abusive about them. Seriously, I started thinking about it then realised I couldn't be arsed. By contrast I could pen books about how much I hate the mancs. That's how far everton have fallen as a club of consequence. If I was Predator I'd let them go. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

What's all this about?

[Anubis]

They've been blaming the DCL injury on Rafa because he 'sacked the medical team and rushed him back.'

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I can't even be arsed to write anything abusive about them. Seriously, I started thinking about it then realised I couldn't be arsed. By contrast I could pen books about how much I hate the mancs. That's how far everton have fallen as a club of consequence. If I was Predator I'd let them go. 

After they had roundhouse kicked you and sent you on the wrong bus obviously. 'Shoulda seen this ugly looking fucker lad, dreads and evry'in, fucking redshite definitely so I sorted him.'

[Vincent Vega]

3 hours ago, Block305 said:

Is that from Tony Bellew on Would I Lie To You?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

What's all this about?

He's a blue ITK. From what I can gather he's been sharing info on there but it's mainly been negative so some dickheads have been sending him shitty DM's calling him out for spreading negativity about the club. 

[3 Stacks]

55 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Big if true. 

 

 

What have you heard personally on the matter, Paulie? 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He's a blue ITK. From what I can gather he's been sharing info on there but it's mainly been negative so some dickheads have been sending him shitty DM's calling him out for spreading negativity about the club. 

and by this you mean

 

blue ITK   ...  taxi driver

some dickheads  ...   proper bloos la

spreading negativity ...  telling the truth

[dockers_strike]

22 minutes ago, Anubis said:

They've been blaming the DCL injury on Rafa because he 'sacked the medical team and rushed him back.'

Surprised they havent blamed van Dijk myself!

[No2]

Just now, dockers_strike said:

Surprised they havent blamed van Dijk myself!

That was James he crocked.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Then everyone applauded.

And I roundhouse kicked him back into his van and gave him the wrong directions for his next delivery. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, No2 said:

That was James he crocked.

I'd totally forgotten that cunt ever existed.

[No2]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'd totally forgotten that cunt ever existed.

Virgil broke him, Rafa finished him.

[Carra_is_legend]

7 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'd totally forgotten that cunt ever existed.

The cunt has totally forgotten he ever played for them.

[Harry Squatter]

20 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Surprised they havent blamed  Heysel myself!

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

57 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

What have you heard personally on the matter, Paulie? 

They're downplaying it until the window closes. He's finished