*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The great Dwight hope

[deiseach]

4 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

It's the parent filming from behind that hits home for me. 

 

"That's it, just like we rehearsed for hours. Remember all those episodes of Pepper Pig we made you miss to practise the fume? This is your moment. Contort your face more, more, MORE! Scream, louder, LOUDER pretend you've just seen Pickford let another in through his invisi-wrists.  Now lean forward like you're about to smell Man City's fart straight from Pep's arsehole. Perfect."

 

Kodak moment. 

Bit harsh on Pepper there.

[Megadrive Man]

Called it ages ago.

 

Dwight Mcneil is exactly the type of limited player with no end product that Everton will happily pay way over the odds for!

[Elite]

[polymerpunkah]

Their new DoF:

 

[No2]

If Calvert Lewin from 2020 can reappear they will be alright. If last years injured drag version turns up then Sunderland type numbers are a real possibility.

 

They just don't have any good players and Burnley seem to be their shop of choice, presumably because they are worse off financially than Everton. Best case scenario is The Tory is able to scab a loan or 2 from Chelsea.

 

 

[Reckoner]

30 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

Their new DoF:

 

Is that from a nazi era textbook?! Or an Everton programme?

[TheHowieLama]

That's Wimpy.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Given their bid for Cornet, I assume they are offering Burnley some magic beans this time…

 

Buy now pay later.

[Captain Turdseye]

Tarkowski, Dwight McNeil and Maxwell Cornet. Is Moshiri lining up Sean Dyche to replace Fun Time Frankie?

 

Other big names in the conversation are Ross Barkley, Idrissa Gueye and Aaron Ramsay. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

If Calvert Lewin from 2020 can reappear they will be alright. If last years injured drag version turns up then Sunderland type numbers are a real possibility.

 

They just don't have any good players and Burnley seem to be their shop of choice, presumably because they are worse off financially than Everton. Best case scenario is The Tory is able to scab a loan or 2 from Chelsea.

 

 

I think 2020 Calvert-Lewin was an anomaly. In a behind-closed-doors league he was like a boxer that looks shit hot in sparring but can't cut it under the lights.

 

The clock struck 12 on the Covid season and he turned back into the pumpkin he is. Works relatively hard, throws himself about, but he's just Jay Rodriguez in a skirt.

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I think 2020 Calvert-Lewin was an anomaly. In a behind-closed-doors league he was like a boxer that looks shit hot in sparring but can't cut it under the lights.

 

The clock struck 12 on the Covid season and he turned back into the pumpkin he is. Works relatively hard, throws himself about, but he's just Jay Rodriguez in a skirt.

Some of them think that they will get £60m for him. If he didn't wear stupid clothes and buy handbags for 10 grand no one would ever talk about him. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

On 26/07/2022 at 17:06, Anubis said:

Looks like they’ve signed an ex-Wolves LB from Sporting on loan. Vinagre. They’re getting excited because he gave Kyle Walker a hard time once. Even though Wolves and Sporting have fucked him off.

 

He’s officially signed now. 
 

It’s just a shame that “Big Dunc” isn’t there anymore for the Assault and Vinagre related puns. 

[Scott_M]

The magic beans has worked.

 

[manwiththestick]

7 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

The magic beans has worked.

 

So they wouldn't buy Cornet but would spend more or less the same amount on this chump?

[Section_31]

Vinagre may not age like fine wine.

[Josef Svejk]

142 club games. 7 goals. 17 assists.

 

Dwight McNeil.

[Captain Turdseye]

27 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

So they wouldn't buy Cornet but would spend more or less the same amount on this chump?

Burnley want Cornet’s release clause up front. The McNeil deal (ha) is to be spread out over 25 years, similar to Barcelona’s ‘economic levers’

[littletedwest]

10 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

142 club games. 7 goals. 17 assists.

 

Dwight McNeil.

Made for them 

[Scott_M]

26 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Vinagre may not age like fine wine.

Piss and Vinagre.

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[Carra_is_legend]

27 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

142 club games. 7 goals. 17 assists.

 

Dwight McNeil.

They had to replace Richie la.

[Harry Squatter]

Liverpool hacking Everton's scouting network laptop:

[Carra_is_legend]

1 minute ago, Harry Squatter said:

Liverpool hacking Everton's scouting network laptop:

Yeah but I am sure if you look at the Inbox there will be 2 x Fuck You messages from them.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Vinagre may not age like fine wine.

Can be a bit salty