*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

I believe you're referring to Granox in Widnes, I had similar experience of that. I used to work for an engineering supply company and I called in there once to drop off some goods, got to their goods inwards and like you said as soon as you get out of the car the stench is baulk inducing but as I approach the building there's this old fella kitted out in the dirtiest overalls with grubby hands sat on a wall eating a sandwich. How on earth anyone could work there let alone eat anything.

I used to work in Liverpool and doze on the bus home to Runcorn. That smell would be a clue of how much longer I could sleep. The cinnamon smell from Lion Foods on Astmoor was my five minute warning for my stop.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

4 hours ago, Pete said:

Why the fuck would you build a stadium next to a sewage farm? 

Well, it's definitely a 'first'.

[Red74]

13 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

They are planning for a new station at Vauxhall, have been for years apparently!

The train station was never gonna get off the ground. Maghull North cost 10 mill and can you imagine the council, Merseyrail or the Ev throwing in for that when Sandhills is more than suitable. 
 

There’s a big heating generator going on that land soon for the surrounding houses and the new ones on the ten streets project / tobacco warehouse. 2 Chinese lads bought that land back in the day and have sat on it waiting for peel to get there act together. 
 

The reason why the mongrels are going there is because Peel couldn’t build high rises as half of the apartments would be looking directly into a human shit filter. The ground will block that out now and shit in the pitch etc. 

 

Diamond Joe Anderson is on the board of Peel and you can imagine his eyes lighting up when the mosh came into town with uncle uzzies dirty money to wash.  
 

[Harry Squatter]

14 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's about 3 minutes from Moorfields to Sandhills; there really isn't any need for a station there.

 

The new stadium does mean that Sandhills will need a new entrance, but guess which mingebags are refusing to stick their hands in their pockets for it.

Sandhills will definitely need to be bigger then.

 

No surprise about Everton not paying up.

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Reckoner said:

How does he know what that smells like?

Come to think of it, he did play a lot of 5 aside!

[stringvest]

4 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

The boss of my place described the smell as wearing the same undies for a week while playing 5 a side every night in hot weather and never wiping your arse after a shit. 

was your boss Noel Coward?

[TheHowieLama]

Gylfi signed for Galatasary? 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I used to work in Liverpool and doze on the bus home to Runcorn. That smell would be a clue of how much longer I could sleep. The cinnamon smell from Lion Foods on Astmoor was my five minute warning for my stop.

Wool. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 minutes ago, stringvest said:

was your boss Noel Coward?

 

[Harry Squatter]

25 minutes ago, stringvest said:

was your boss Noel Coward?

No, he looked like that Perry Groves who used to play for Arsenal, the one who  did nothing of any note apart from scoring against Liverpool in the League Cup final. The twat.

[Harry Squatter]

29 minutes ago, stringvest said:

was your boss Noel Coward?

Mad dogs an Englishman wears the same undies for a week while playing 5 a side in the midday sun without wiping his arse after a shit.. 

[polymerpunkah]

32 minutes ago, stringvest said:

was your boss Noel Coward?

hahahahaha

[redinblack]

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I used to work in Liverpool and doze on the bus home to Runcorn. That smell would be a clue of how much longer I could sleep. The cinnamon smell from Lion Foods on Astmoor was my five minute warning for my stop.

Living in Runcorn New Town you had Granox in Widnes and Gelatin Products in Sutton Weaver which also involved rendering animal carcasses, a cocktail of awfulness from either side of the town.

[Harry Squatter]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Harry Squatter said:

I expect reviews like that for the sewage plant, complaining about the stink of Everton from Bramley Moore Dock.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I expect reviews like that for the sewage plant, complaining about the stink of Everton from Bramley Moore Dock.

"It's a really nice plant but the stench from Bramley Moore Stadium when Everton play at home is intolerable and makes me feel sick" 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Mad dogs an Englishman wears the same undies for a week while playing 5 a side in the midday sun without wiping his arse after a shit.. 

The only thing better than 5 aside is 6 aside my dear!

[Strontium]

Druncan has left Everton.

[Bjornebye]

The pigeon fiddler has left the club. My missus is absolutely devastated. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

5 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Druncan has left Everton.

Oh well, that’ll be the end of all their trophies 

[Josef Svejk]

Real Madrid eventually get their man... 

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Oh well, that’ll be the end of all their trophies 

 

They're going to have to find a new caretaker manager when Lamps is sacked in December.

[Mudface]

"Memories"

 

[alles ist gut]

4 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

They're going to have to find a new caretaker manager when Lamps is sacked in December.

Why would they sack him while they are going six weeks unbeaten?

[Tj hooker]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

"Memories"