*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Freddo]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

The new line is we won the shootout but didn’t win the game. How we win all our cups apparently. The mental gymnastics they apply to try and rationalise it is hilarious.

Well let's see if we can put that one to bed in Paris. Mental doesn't even get close. Stick the lot of en in an asylum. 

Were going to Paris to win in 90. 

[an tha]

2 hours ago, Razoray said:

And do we care?

They don't - or at least that is what they sing.....

 

 

[Jennings]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

The new line is we won the shootout but didn’t win the game. How we win all our cups apparently. The mental gymnastics they apply to try and rationalise it is hilarious.

Diaz won the game on his own.  

[Chocoholic]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Pactpool….

 

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We joke about them being the devils club but could it be actually possible that they have some kind of hex following them around ? 
They have now won SIX trophies this century on penalties whilst their local rivals (us) haven't been able to get past most lower league teams on pens this century. Teams such as Bristol Rovers, Brentford, QPR and Palace have all done us whilst in lower divisions,not to mention a handful of Premier sides.
Also most football clubs worldwide never endure a tragedy that costs multiple lives, yet they have had TWO. I definitely think there is something sinister in their history that will never be explained.

Superb! Bitch and moan dark forces shit about lower league teams getting the better of them on penalties, while totally ignoring the issue of being unable to beat said lower league teams with their class, dignity and clearly superior footballing quality in 90 minutes.

[Bruce Spanner]

Outside of Brentford's hotel last night...

 

Suprised they can cope with that amount of red without their heads exploding.

 

 

[CapeRed]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Outside of Brentford's hotel last night...

 

Suprised they can cope with that amount of red without their heads exploding.

 

 

They really are a small club ffs.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Imagine setting off fireworks and creating sudden bangs outside a hotel accommodating a player with past heart problems. They’ve tried to murder Christian Eriksen!*
 

*this would be their reaction if we’d set off fireworks outside the Brentford hotel. 

[Lascaille]

Imagine being so shit & desperate that you have to resort to sleep deprivation tactics to beat fucking Brentford at home! 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Outside of Brentford's hotel last night...

 

Suprised they can cope with that amount of red without their heads exploding.

 

 

Pretty handy depiction of how they’ve used the Moshiri millions, to be fair. I’d go with the KLF setting a million quid on fire, but this would certainly be in the conversation.

[Chocoholic]

Fair play! Nice of them to celebrate our FA Cup win with fireworks, some of them were even red. 

[Harry Squatter]

I like the way they pretend that they aren't bothered about us yet there will have been thousands of them glued to the telly all day yesterday and probably the last few months looking for something to whinge about. 

 

They will have been desperate for our fans to misbehave or a dodgy refereeing decisions. Just so they can get on Twatter or Facebook to have a whinge about it but then pretend that they were out all day walking the dog or spending time with their family. 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

26 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I like the way they pretend that they aren't bothered about us yet there will have been thousands of them glued to the telly all day yesterday and probably the last few months looking for something to whinge about. 

 

They will have been desperate for our fans to misbehave or a dodgy refereeing decisions. Just so they can get on Twatter or Facebook to have a whinge about it but then pretend that they were out all day walking the dog or spending time with their family. 

 

 

We had a table of them in our pub yesterday, inconspicuous at first but when penalties came around they were up jumping around when Mane missed and you would have thought Barkley won them a trophy when he netted such was their reaction.  The all fucked off about two minutes after Costas scored.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

We had a table of them in our pub yesterday, inconspicuous at first but when penalties came around they were up jumping around when Mane missed and you would have thought Barkley won them a trophy when he netted such was their reaction.  The all fucked off about two minutes after Costas scored.

Can you imagine going to the pub to watch a team you hate for two and a half hours?  Cunts like that deserve Everton.

[Harry Squatter]

5 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Can you imagine going to the pub to watch a team you hate for two and a half hours?  Cunts like that deserve Everton.

I genuinely don't understand why they do it. Make the considerable effort of going out, making sure you've got a table near a big screen and be prepared to wait ages at the bar behind a load of fans you claim to despise yet never stop talking about. Then watch a game where a team you despise has the chance of winning another trophy then you'll have to put up with everyone celebrating around you. 

 

Also running the risk of getting a hiding celebrating the opposition (a part of the Sky 6 you claim to hate) scoring. 

 

It truly is bizarre behaviour. 

[House of Dirk]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

Pretty handy depiction of how they’ve used the Moshiri millions, to be fair. I’d go with the KLF setting a million quid on fire, but this would certainly be in the conversation.

Ancients of boo-boo

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

I like the way they pretend that they aren't bothered about us yet there will have been thousands of them glued to the telly all day yesterday and probably the last few months looking for something to whinge about. 

 

They will have been desperate for our fans to misbehave or a dodgy refereeing decisions. Just so they can get on Twatter or Facebook to have a whinge about it but then pretend that they were out all day walking the dog or spending time with their family. 

 

 

They know more about Liverpool than we do. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

I like the way they pretend that they aren't bothered about us yet there will have been thousands of them glued to the telly all day yesterday and probably the last few months looking for something to whinge about. 

 

They will have been desperate for our fans to misbehave or a dodgy refereeing decisions. Just so they can get on Twatter or Facebook to have a whinge about it but then pretend that they were out all day walking the dog or spending time with their family. 

 

 

I had a read on GOT and some of the excuses were brilliant: I tried to avoid the game but as I left the BBQ my foot got stuck in a bucket and I fell on the tv remote which switched the match on. It took me around 2 hours to find the off switch. Absolutely so 'kin fuming I had to jump over the fence, where the redshite teleclapper and his mates were celebrating. My hand went on a slapathon, I swear it did. Roundhouse kicked the bastards as well.

[Anubis]

Why weren't the police waiting for them?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

All that money wasted on fireworks…

[Mike D]

 

boo-tiful!

[Scott_M]

You’ve gotta laugh. Take the lead twice, giving it biftas, smelling themselves and then lose

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

If it goes to the last day of the season, they could be relying on a win from the team who they’ve just kept up all night with fireworks.

 

You know what to do, Brentford…

[Section_31]

Oh look, the family of early man.

 

 

[Scott_M]

11 hours ago, Anubis said:

Pactpool….

 

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• Yesterday at 10:38 PM

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We joke about them being the devils club but could it be actually possible that they have some kind of hex following them around ? 
They have now won SIX trophies this century on penalties whilst their local rivals (us) haven't been able to get past most lower league teams on pens this century. Teams such as Bristol Rovers, Brentford, QPR and Palace have all done us whilst in lower divisions,not to mention a handful of Premier sides.
Also most football clubs worldwide never endure a tragedy that costs multiple lives, yet they have had TWO. I definitely think there is something sinister in their history that will never be explained.

Alternatively, we have better players, practice more, build better player, mentalities, do our research and then think outside the box with stuff like neuroscientists to give us that extra 0.01%.

[Harry Squatter]

Calvert-Lewin holding his hamstring near the end and limping about. Clearly doesn't fancy the next 2 games.